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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Coral Palms, Part 2 (S04E04)

and I would really love a treadmill desk

"and I would really love a treadmill desk"

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so I can hit my cardio targets.

"so I can hit my cardio targets."

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- Done. - Yes!

"- Done. - Yes!"

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- Boyle. - I'm sorry.

"- Boyle. - I'm sorry."

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You'll understand once you bear unto Jake a child.

"You'll understand once you bear unto Jake a child."

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Looks like you're all alone.

"Looks like you're all alone."

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Em, can you go ahead and show her out?

"Em, can you go ahead and show her out?"

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Right this way, please,

"Right this way, please,"

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and can I validate your parking?

"and can I validate your parking?"

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So, listen, do you mind

"So, listen, do you mind"

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if I ask you a few questions?

"if I ask you a few questions?"

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It shouldn't take much time.

"It shouldn't take much time."

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important to be,

"important to be,"

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so if it would speed things up,

"so if it would speed things up,"

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we're happy to waive our right to counsel.

"we're happy to waive our right to counsel."

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Wow, counsel,

"Wow, counsel,"

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the "C" word.

"the "C" word."

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Wait, wait, wait.

"Wait, wait, wait."

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You guys in law enforcement?

"You guys in law enforcement?"

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No, no, no.

"No, no, no."

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I just have a buddy

"I just have a buddy"

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who's a detective in the NYPD.

"who's a detective in the NYPD."

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at getting people to talk.

"at getting people to talk."

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I learned from "The Newlywed Game."

"I learned from "The Newlywed Game.""

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Huh.

"Huh."

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So, look, why don't you each

"So, look, why don't you each"

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write down your answer to these questions.

"write down your answer to these questions."

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Okay, question one,

"Okay, question one,"

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what were you going to use the guns for?

"what were you going to use the guns for?"

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Okay, and then read 'em out when you're done.

"Okay, and then read 'em out when you're done."

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Hunting.

"Hunting."

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Okay, see, I knew you boys were on the level.

"Okay, see, I knew you boys were on the level."

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Okay, question two:

"Okay, question two:"

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What do you hunt?

"What do you hunt?"

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- Deer. - Grouse and other small fowl.

"- Deer. - Grouse and other small fowl."

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- Oh. - Yep, we hunt everything.

"- Oh. - Yep, we hunt everything."

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You know, deer, grouse,

"You know, deer, grouse,"

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a horse once.

"a horse once."

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Yes, we love killing any animal.

"Yes, we love killing any animal."

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I hear ya.

"I hear ya."

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Okay, question three:

"Okay, question three:"

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You said you had somewhere important to go,

"You said you had somewhere important to go,"

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so where exactly is that?

"so where exactly is that?"

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- Dinner date. - Dinner date.

"- Dinner date. - Dinner date."

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The point is, neither of us are lying.

"The point is, neither of us are lying."

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Should we just pick up our keys on the way out,

"Should we just pick up our keys on the way out,"

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No one has ever beaten "The Newlywed Game."

"No one has ever beaten "The Newlywed Game.""

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No one.

"No one."

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Hey, Diaz.

"Hey, Diaz."

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Right. The walls.

"Right. The walls."

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Can I help you?

"Can I help you?"

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Some people, huh?

"Some people, huh?"

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Hey, I'm up to 20,000 steps.

"Hey, I'm up to 20,000 steps."

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Seriously, Boyle?

"Seriously, Boyle?"

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You don't care about if Nikolaj grows up without a papa?

"You don't care about if Nikolaj grows up without a papa?"

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You want me to die?

"You want me to die?"

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Honestly? A little.

"Honestly? A little."

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Hurts.

"Hurts."

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I can't believe they all let C.J. and Gina

"I can't believe they all let C.J. and Gina"

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just buy them off.

"just buy them off."

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But we don't need them,

"But we don't need them,"

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'cause we've got you,

"'cause we've got you,"

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Did you sign the letter yet?

"Did you sign the letter yet?"

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What did he give you?

"What did he give you?"

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unencumbered by a necessary oversight.

"unencumbered by a necessary oversight."

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Now, I really have to...

"Now, I really have to..."

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What did he give you?

"What did he give you?"

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He gave me a yogurt fridge, all right?

"He gave me a yogurt fridge, all right?"

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I asked for a yogurt fridge, and I got one,

"I asked for a yogurt fridge, and I got one,"

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right next to my desk!

"right next to my desk!"

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I'm only a man.

"I'm only a man."

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I'm sending this letter

"I'm sending this letter"

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with or without your signature.

"with or without your signature."

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I will.

"I will."

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Time is running out.

"Time is running out."

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We have the right to a phone call.

"We have the right to a phone call."

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We need to call the Nine-Nine

"We need to call the Nine-Nine"

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so they can sort this out with the sheriff.

"so they can sort this out with the sheriff."

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No, they would want to get involved

"No, they would want to get involved"

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and that could endanger them.

"and that could endanger them."

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They'd be okay with that.

"They'd be okay with that."

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Charles and Amy both love me.

"Charles and Amy both love me."

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Rosa's not scared of anything.

"Rosa's not scared of anything."

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We just have to tell the truth.

"We just have to tell the truth."

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Sheriff, I'm ready to talk.

"Sheriff, I'm ready to talk."

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This better be good.

"This better be good."

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I'm a busy man.

"I'm a busy man."

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trying to win a radio contest.

"trying to win a radio contest."

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For my wife.

"For my wife."

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They're giving away Swampsgiving tickets.

"They're giving away Swampsgiving tickets."

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I'm not really Greg,

"I'm not really Greg,"

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and that's not Larry.

"and that's not Larry."

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We've been targeted by Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis,

"We've been targeted by Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis,"

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the mafia boss.

"the mafia boss."

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We're in witness protection,

"We're in witness protection,"

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and that is the full truth.

"and that is the full truth."

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Good one. That's a good one.

"Good one. That's a good one."

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Just call the U.S. marshal who handles our case.

"Just call the U.S. marshal who handles our case."

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She'll explain everything.

"She'll explain everything."

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She? Oh, come on.

"She? Oh, come on."

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This is getting crazier by the second.

"This is getting crazier by the second."

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But I'll tell you, I kind of want to see how it plays out.

"But I'll tell you, I kind of want to see how it plays out."

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Uh-huh. Right.

"Uh-huh. Right."

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Okay, will do.

"Okay, will do."

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Well, it's a guy,

"Well, it's a guy,"

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and he says he's never heard of either one of you.

"and he says he's never heard of either one of you."

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- That's impossible. - Listen for yourself.

"- That's impossible. - Listen for yourself."

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- Hello. - It's Figgis.

"- Hello. - It's Figgis."

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I have your marshal, and I'm coming for you.

"I have your marshal, and I'm coming for you."

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See you soon, Jake.

"See you soon, Jake."

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Wait.

"Wait."

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I found Figgis.

"I found Figgis."

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This is bad.

"This is bad."

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and now he knows where we are.

"and now he knows where we are."

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That's the worst kind of duck.

"That's the worst kind of duck."

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Tell that to the Dutch Hookbill.

"Tell that to the Dutch Hookbill."

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Look, the clock is ticking.

"Look, the clock is ticking."

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We only have one option.

"We only have one option."

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Jailbreak.

"Jailbreak."

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And how do you propose to pull that off?

"And how do you propose to pull that off?"

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