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Clips from The Simpsons - Mommie Beerest (S16E16)

"let's remember what we're celebrating today--"
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"after many years of hard work,"
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"your father finally paid off the mortgage."
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"Now remember to eat smart, people."
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"too thin."
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"You ate meat. You ate meat."
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"Stow it, you two."
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"Stop making a scene!"
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"I'll see you all at lupper."
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"or been Shakespeare."
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"My God, look at this filth."
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"Come here, Moe, you beautiful, hideous troll."
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"We go way back."
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"That time you blinded me, he gave you a bike."
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"Well, now to give this place a "thorough inspection.""
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"Only one way to find out."
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"Uh, look, I didn't see nothin' here, okay?"
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"Just a bunch of innocent guys,"
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"So, uh, Mr. New Guy,"
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"what do you think?"
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"I'm shutting you down till you fix these violations."
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"'Tis you, 'tis you must go And I must bide."
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"It's too late."
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"I can't go to a gay bar--"
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"you'll have to put up your house as collateral."
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"What's going on here?"
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"No one's ever trusted me before--"
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"except for that one guy who shouldn't have."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"You gave the money to Moe?"
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"Look, look. I can see you're upset."
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"If you need me, I'll be at Moe's."
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"seeing as I'm now part owner."
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"Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's."
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"I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?"
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"You never come to my mother's."
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"And there's going to be big changes."
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"One thing Moe Szyslak has never had is a partner."
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"And they've blocked my number."
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"Boy, I can't wait to get my lips around an ice cold..."
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"Well... as fabulous as your regulars are,"
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"a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush."
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"Look, I like Moe's the way it is, all right?"
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"And I ain't changin' it for any dame, skirt,"
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"Yeah, well, the sign still says "Moe's""
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"so why don't we all..."
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"Let's get renovatin'."
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"but your idea's good, too."
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"You know, you're kind of sexy."
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"But I'll allow it."
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"So, Mr. Boswell, what do you think of the new Moe's?"
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"I wish you could live in me forever."
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"Thanks, uh, Freakazoid."
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"Dad, Mom's spending more time at Moe's than you are."
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"And they seem awfully chummy."
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"I'm not inferring anything."
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"but now that I've gotten to know him, we kind of bonded."
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"Homer, Moe and I are just work friends."
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"You and I are... marriage friends."
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"Thanks, honey."
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""standups" and "sitdowns.""
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"Huh? Tell me honestly-- what do you think?"
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"52 jokers playing the game of their lives."
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"This summer, the house is full,"
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"don't you love it when our hands meet in the popcorn tub?"
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"Why don't you sit next to us?"
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"There's nothing physical between them."
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"Homer, can you hold my wedding ring for a second?"
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"of thoughts and feelings completely separate from me."
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"Homer, it's time you learned the sad truth."
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"Although there's no physical intimacy,"
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"What do I do?!"
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"Ooh, get her a Life Magazine from the week she was born."
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"Stop this ride!"
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"I want to go again, Daddy!"
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"I've been dying to hear your feelings!"
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"Oh, I'm too tired to talk."
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"Well, I can go all night, baby."
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"I could listen to you two, maybe three times."
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"Don't you ever listen to me?"
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"Cuckold! Cuckold! Cuckold!"
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"What's a cuckold?"
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"it's that troubled relationships can be completely patched up"
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"Folks, welcome to No Frills Airlines' flight to Aruba."
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"We just get that little plane."
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"Hang on, Marge! Homie's coming!"
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"Simpson, you were going a hundred in a 25 zone,"
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"Really? Well, why didn't you say so?"
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"You got to get me closer, Chief!"
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"Okay, time to chase this pig into the sty."
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"Uh, Marge, you deserve a man who listens to you,"
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"Homer!"
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"What's her favorite food?"
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"Ice?"
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"I'll just go home now."
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"I'll see you at baggage claim."
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"Hot damn, I won!"
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"Marge, I swear I'll be the best man you ever had."
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"I'm afraid so."
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"if you ever feel like cheating on Moe,"
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"Might as well face it, I'll never find anyone."
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"Come on tide, take me with ya."
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"I just don't want to feel no more pain."
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"if you'd just shower and shave"
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"Is it one that will change the sleeping arrangements?"
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"Listen, I got to tell you, I chew in my sleep."
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"Don't take a hit"
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"You just got to be strong - You better stop"
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"'Cause I want a sandwich - I said stop"
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"Synchronization by Lord Damon"
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"Now, before we eat,"
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"All right, Dad. - Way to build equity."
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"A roll, sir? - Screw you."
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"Smoked salmon... shrimp... crab legs."
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"I win."
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"Thinner... thinner..."
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"You ate fruit. You ate fruit."
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"What do I have to do to enjoy a Sunday brunch"
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"with my secret other family?"
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"I've never been so embarrassed."
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