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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Vegetarian (S07E07)

"Come out. Come out or I'll blow your house in."
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"Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chins."
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"Out of the way, you.!"
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"Hmm?"
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"Hidilly-ho, neighboreeno!"
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"So, Ned, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me?"
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"Eh, a-googilly-doogilly."
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"This barbecue will be hard, thankless work. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge."
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"You know what you should serve, Marge?"
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"Oh, yeah, right, Lisa."
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"First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye."
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"I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?"
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"Mmm!"
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"I never realized before, but some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons..."
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"They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff."
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure."
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"If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."
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"Stop it.! Stop it.!"
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"Yeah. Lisa's a Grade A moron."
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"Okay, everybody. It's the moment you've all been waiting for."
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"- What? - Sorry. Force of habit."
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"That's it! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore!"
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"She has a head made out of lettuce."
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"Your windows."
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"The whole world wants me to eat meat! I can't fight it anymore!"
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"- Tofu? - Oh, yes. No meat whatsoever."
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"Oh, Apu, it's beautiful."
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"While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney."
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"Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?"
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"- Are we there yet? - No."
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"- Are we there yet? - No."
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"- Are we there yet? - No."
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"- Where are we going? - We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa."
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"It's an amusement park for babies."
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"- Oh! Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. - That's the plan."
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"I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once."
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"Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone..."
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"from eight to God only knows."
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"- What a load of crappy crap crap! - Quiet, boy."
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"I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down."
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"This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house."
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"He blows, all right. He blows big-time."
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"That's it, honey. Get into the spirit."
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"Uh, it was good, but not great."
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"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed."
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"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed."
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"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed."
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"Well, I'm sorry. But it was a 150 degrees in the car."
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"So long, su-Aah!"
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"Come on! Eat the can! Come on!"
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"You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, my!"
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"Ahhh."
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"Oh, you are so cute. Yes, you are. You are."
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"I just love you."
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"See? It was a good idea to come here after all."
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"Attention, families. This is Mother Goose."
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"The following cars have been broken into-"
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"Allemande left and do-si-diddley-diddley-do"
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"Swing your partner to-and-froodilly-fro"
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"- All rightilly-dightilly. - Hey, Flanders."
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"- Shut up! - Okilly-dokilly."
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"Oh, gosh, Homer. This is strictly a Flanders affair."
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"I got family here from around the globe."
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"- And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. - Charmed."
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"I can't believe you didn't invite me, after I painted those cool stripes all over your car."
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"I know! I'll throw my own barbecue!"
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"The greatest barbecue this town has ever seen."
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"And I'll only invite who I want. That'll show you."
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"- Can I come? - Sure. D'oh!"
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"Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting."
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"More of these lamb chops. These are the best ever."
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"Why, thank you, Homie."
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"You might say the extra ingredient is salt."
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"Please, Lisa. I thought you loved me."
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"Loved me."
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"What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?"
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"I can't eat this. I can't eat a poor little lamb."
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"Lisa, get ahold of yourself. This is "lamb," not "a lamb. ""
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"What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me?"
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"This one spent two hours in the broiler."
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"Bart, sensible bites.! All right, Lisa."
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"If you don't want lamb chops, there's lots of other things I can make."
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"Chicken breast, rump roast..."
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"- hot dogs. - No, I can't!"
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"- I can't eat any of them! - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?"
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"- What about bacon? - No."
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"- Ham? - No."
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"- Pork chops? - Dad!"
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"Those all come from the same animal!"
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"A wonderful, magical animal."
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"I think Lisa's right, Dad. Eating meat is ba-a-a-ad."
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"Hey, that's my chop!"
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"Oh, my family just doesn't understand my newfound vegetarianism."
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"Compared to them, the public schools are a haven of enlightenment."
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"Okay, class, time to dissect our worms."
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"- Um, Miss Hoover? - Yes, Ralph? What is it?"
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"My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?"
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"No, Ralph. There aren't any more."
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"Just try to sleep while the other children are learning."
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"Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking."
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"Lisa, what did I ever do to you-ou-ou?"
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"Why does it talk like a lamb?"
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"Uh, Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. I think it's wrong."
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"Okay, Lisa. I respect your moral objection."
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"Um, excuse me."
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"- Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? - Possibly the meat loaf."
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"Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative."
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"Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness."
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"Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?"
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"- Uh-oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day."
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"The students are over-stimulated."
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"Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms."
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"That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!"
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"The Itchy and Scratchy Show"
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"Mmm!"
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