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Clips from 30 Rock - Secrets and Lies (S02E02)

"Don't worry. It's too early for the creative types,"
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"Take off your pants suit."
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"Liz Lemon, I'd like you to meet a business associate of mine."
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"Hi. I like your necklace."
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"You're just trying to get a rise out of me, sir,"
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"Hey, Jack. What's up?"
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"Well, Lemon, that was a good chat."
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"I spent two days making that movie from my home,"
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"I've been hearing so much about."
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"I'm just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do."
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"What's up, dude? I went to Harvard."
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"so I told them to mail it to you."
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"But I couldn't do it without my background players."
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"Is this everyone?"
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"Karaoke, karate, and most of all..."
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"wanizame atakku!"
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"What?"
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"and he doesn't even mention my name?"
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"Yeah, but he thought it was real."
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"Now, please get out of my dressing room"
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"but I can't talk to any of my friends about Jack."
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"Oh, no. Escalation!"
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"We don't have to sneak around anymore."
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"My colleagues still revile you."
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"But you're obviously not willing to do the same."
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"Okay, but Jenna wants this done a specific way."
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"No. I have legitimate problems to deal with right now."
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"and get them out of here?"
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"This is what you get for taking me for granted."
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"And you put the idea in her head."
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"you need to get out in front of the story, Cajun style."
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"Cajun style."
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"We're trapped in a political minefield."
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"but Josh is starting to do something new with his hair."
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"Drop me an e-mail and let me know how it goes."
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"If she gets to do that,"
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"Is this fun for you? Being difficult?"
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"That's me."
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"I lie awake at night"
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"thanks to you and Tracy Jordan."
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"Mostly you."
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"to talk about you firing melon-ball lady."
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"All right."
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"Hey, look who bailed on their lame feud."
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"Are you gonna cry?"
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"I don't know why it was so urgent"
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"you have it before noon."
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"my past and future Secret Santas."
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"I have an important announcement."
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"Uh... okay."
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"The other guests have already arrived"
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"All right!"
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"Aah! The squirrel! It's not afraid of people!"
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"I just need more time."
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"or are you learning something new about yourself"
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"What's your swift boat?"
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"I'll be onstage in 10."
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"I went to Harvard."
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"I drag myself out of bed at 4:00 in the morning,"
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"Hey, guys, it's me... Frank."
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"you get jealous of babies for their soft skin."
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"when he wanted to change his name to "Wise Greasy Bastard.""
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"Your lame thing is on his pants."
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"Do you think you're better than us?"
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"from the state of Vermont."
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"I'm 43, and you have great hair."
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"Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. I'll take one of those."
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"Uh, pass."
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"Ooh, crunch!"
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"You're my rock."
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"She was our chief adversary"
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"Okay, Tracy, what's wrong?"
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"Perfect. Just when I get back from Maiden Voyage,"
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"Ooh, Melissa, pick up your face, girl!"
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"Dating a Democratic congresswoman?"
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"But I can't keep dressing like you."
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"to a woman who tapes her bra together."
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"to settle."
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"I was willing to give all that up for you."
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"If we give up our feud now, we'll be ridiculed."
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"Very funny."
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"Fine."
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"Liz Lemon, when am I leaving for Japan?"
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"It is unbelievable the lengths you go to"
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"I don't think you want to take advice from me."
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"That's not great."
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"Take off that costume!"
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"We had to eliminate anybody with any influence"
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"Me either."
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"Oh, Jack, thank you so much."
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"Her name is C.C., which stands for Celeste Cunningham."
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"They deserved to be heard, Jack."
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"I'll take the next one, Carville."
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"I don't get that kind of treatment."
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"Hey, guys, good news. We won an award."
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"Props has an old basketball trophy"
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"I'm sorry. He's an idiot."
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"I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public,"
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"I'd like to thank my wife,"
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"Oh, yes, thank you. I'm sorry I'm late."
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"He's a submarine commander running silent."
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"Okay, so, you got sharked."
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"Bitch, are you in here?"
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"$5 million each."
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"That's NBA sexual-assault money."
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"I spent nine months in Japan shooting "Samurai, l-Am-Urai.""
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"C.C., it's not that simple."
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"Well, Lemon, I hope you're happy."
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"Right. So, are you ready to hit some rehearsal?"
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"Best Actress in a Movie Based on a Musical Based on a Movie!"
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"Are you trying to get me killed?"
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"in the world to me."
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"that, in 1984, I voted for Ronald Reagan."
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"Cajun style."
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"How are we gonna get out of it?"
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"I can't go back there without sfogliatelle!"
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"Right back at you."
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"Well, I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk bed,"
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"Good luck with that alopecia problem of yours."
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"I can't rehearse today."
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