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Clips from 30 Rock - Secrets and Lies (S02E02)

"Okay. This is not a character from a television program."
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"Okay. This is not a character from the Bible."
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"You can't pass, you hillbilly!"
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"No. I'm sorry. I don't normally slap people."
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"We can't keep sneaking around. This is getting ridiculous."
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"I'm-a the plumber. I'm here-a to fix the washing machine."
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"Come right in, Mr. Spunatelli."
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"If Jack and I are going to stay together,"
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"one of us has got to give something up."
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"I ate a 3 Musketeers bar for breakfast this morning,"
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"and this bra is held together with tape."
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"Liz, please."
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"Well, Jack is great, and he's crazy about you."
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"But have you ever compromised for a man before?"
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"I'm gonna talk to Jack."
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"Ow."
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"Okay, that hat's not cool, jackass."
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"Was it her greatness that made your dad leave?"
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"He didn't leave."
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"Take off yours!"
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"Never!"
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"That's fantastic news. What did they end up getting?"
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"They deserved more."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I'm still up for a big promotion."
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"Maybe in a year or so, we could reassess."
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"Don't you understand what I have given up for you?"
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"And I was ready to speak for them."
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"We were going to go on "Oprah.""
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"Oh, so, this is not about those kids."
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"to get a leg up on your political career."
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"I'm not going to apologize for being ambitious, Jack."
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"You shouldn't. I like when a woman has ambition."
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"I should never have listened"
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"Lemon."
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"I will sneak out through the freight elevator"
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"like I always do."
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"Everybody looks good in a Sheinhardt."
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"She told an NBC tour"
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"So, now I have two Tracys. Perfect."
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"Godspeed, Liz Lemon."
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"We're mad at each other."
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"But the Toofer/Frank rivalry has finally exploded."
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"No one cares. Move! You're blocking me."
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"I'm trying to get somewhere real."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Jenna, why are you not at rehearsal?"
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"My entourage says I look tired."
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"And your name is probably something like Melissa."
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"What do I need to do to make you feel appreciated"
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"Too late. You had your chance."
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"I'm going to get my eyeballs whitened."
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"If I feel like it."
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"Oh, Melissa? Your face is on the phone."
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"Soccer practice is over and you need to pick it up."
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"I'm not. Why?"
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"which is impossible."
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"I'm sorry, Jack. I'm just saying what everybody's thinking."
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"You just don't understand what I'm going through."
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"Nobody understands what I'm going through."
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"How do you and Mary Matalin make it work?"
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"She's a brilliant, patriotic Republican strategist,"
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"and you, let's face it, are a pinko nutjob."
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"Even Desert Storm."
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"But if it's the opinion of your peers that you're worried about,"
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"before your enemies find out."
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"These guys will destroy me for this."
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"Cajun style."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Lt'd be worse than that."
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"Like Karl Rove did in the last election"
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"Are you James Carville?"
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"Trying to steal candy from a vending machine?"
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"Excuse me."
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"What? No. Who said this guy gets an office? No."
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"You let Jenna take off in the middle of the day?"
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"then I'm doing this week's show as my alter ego."
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"Ugh! Where is Jenna?"
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"You have been, Jenna. You have always been difficult."
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"You think Tracy gets special treatment?"
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"I don't think. I know."
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"Your online fan club?"
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"I made Frank set that up as a punishment"
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"after he farted in my chair."
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"And when you did that morning radio show the other week,"
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"every caller was me."
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"I am loving all of your characters."
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"Thanks for calling, Sanjay."
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"I really believe in Karma."
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"It's a cookie."
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"I don't want to do this stuff."
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"But I have to because you're so insecure"
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"And how much attention they get."
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"I have lost years of my life taking care of you."
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"I don't sleep, I don't eat right,"
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"And I'll wait till tomorrow"
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"Hey, what's up with Josh's new haircut?"
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"I've got a new nickname for Josh."
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"It's not even my normal barber. My mom did it."
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"Dr. Haircut!"
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"Dr. Haircut!"
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"Here's your John Legend CD."
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"Jack."
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"I feel badly about what happened."
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"But I have a plan."
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"Do you trust me?"
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"Oh, God, I don't know."
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"Then come with me."
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"Jack, this is your executive dining room."
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"Gentlemen, token ladies,"
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"Some of you may or may not recognize"
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"the woman standing beside me."
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"Her name is Celeste Cunningham,"
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"and she is a Democratic congresswoman"
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"And she is my lover."
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"She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama."
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"My groovy chick. My old lady."
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"And this is my woman."
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"I gave to NPR last year."
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"What if someone sees us?"
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