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Clips from 30 Rock - Secrets and Lies (S02E02)

"C. C: Are you sure this is a good idea?"
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"This is the address he gave me."
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"I'm trying to get the United States government"
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"But I will leave now."
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""Lt" being business."
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"Hey, take that off. You didn't go to Harvard."
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"I did stand-up there this weekend."
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"We are lovers."
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"Oh, that word bums me out"
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"and I would like you to come."
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"Sorry."
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"We did?"
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"Well, the N.Y. City Critics Association just sent me this."
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"Okay, enough!"
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"We have more important things to worry about."
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"Like where are the french fries I did not ask for?"
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"It's not fair, Liz Lemon. Everybody wins awards but me."
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"Even Shaquille O'Neal got a Kids' Choice Award"
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"Boy, I hope we rescue the Starfish King on this adventure."
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"Would you call what we did last night "sex"?"
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"and what did I get?"
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"Pacific Rim?"
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"I love the Pacific Rim."
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"It's considered a crime here. Thanks a lot, Puritans."
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"especially Godzilla."
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"All right, I'll see you out there, winner."
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"He's fine. I just need you to make him a Pacific Rim Emmy."
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"we could solder some wings onto."
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"I love it."
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"It is amazing how grounded I've been able to stay"
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"you would be wearing this pin."
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"No, don't blame him."
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"No! No, don't move like that!"
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"Good evening. May I take your coat?"
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"Lemon."
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"Then we added Kenneth so you would have somebody to talk to."
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"Tell me a painful story about your teenage years."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, Tracy, they are ready for your acceptance speech"
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"in three... two... one."
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"my two sons, Tracy Jr. And George Foreman,"
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"Liz Lemon,"
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"And, finally, I'd like to thank you, Pacific Rimmers,"
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"Shark attack!"
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"Listen, I'm sorry. Tonight was crazy."
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"Oh, hi, C.C. Are you looking for Jack?"
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"No, actually, I was hoping to talk to you."
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"Boy, you and Jack make a hell of a Celebrity team."
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"Liz, I hate to put you on the spot,"
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"I just... Is Jack worth it?"
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"What would you do?"
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"No."
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"Oh, God, it was my birthday yesterday."
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"Yeah, I think you should."
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"My mom's a great lady."
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"Let's watch this instead of working."
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"$5 million each?"
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"The point is, now you and I can go public."
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"Slow down."
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"Those little orange children deserved their day in court."
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"They got $5 million. Each."
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"It's about you getting some publicity"
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"It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes."
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"Don't worry, Jack."
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"I won't embarrass you."
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"Will you trade jobs with me?"
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"She's in her dressing room."
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"Liz, we have a serious crisis."
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"Um, hi. Is Jenna in there?"
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"Okay, I get it."
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"What? No! We have work to do."
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"Deal with that."
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"All right, that's a pretty good burn, Patrice."
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"C.C. Is demanding that we go public with our relationship,"
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"Break the news on your own terms,"
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"Jack, is it really the opinion of others you're worried about,"
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"and you find that a little scary?"
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"Remember when Lutz cried during that diamond commercial?"
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""The New Yorker" Festival is next week."
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"You boys need to change the story."
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"when he made it about gay folks and swift boats."
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"You didn't hear this from me,"
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"Let me show you how it's done."
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"What office should I put Ms. Maroney's new writer in?"
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"Oh, it is. I should have been doing it the whole time."
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"Uh-huh. Well, I coddle the crap out of you, too."
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"And this award you just got?"
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"wondering what fresh hell tomorrow will bring."
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"Oh, Liz. That's all I wanted to hear."
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"Not in front of the gays."
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"Dude, you got a frohawk, man."
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"What? No, I don't."
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"Dr. Haircut."
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"Dr. Haircut!"
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"It was just an excuse. Have lunch with me."
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"C.C., these people are my peers, my heroes,"
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"Their approval is the most important thing"
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"Or so I thought."
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"That's right."
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"during the Sheinhardt Wig hearings."
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"She wants to tax us all to death"
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"and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog."
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"But I think what we have is special"
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"and I'm proud of her"
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"and I'm not going to hide it any longer."
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"I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it!"
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"My children go to public school."
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"I'm gay."
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"I'm black."
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"I murdered my wife."
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"and I sent my assistant"
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"to a nonexistent Italian bakery out in Queens."
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"He never makes mistakes."
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"We can't keep sneaking around, Jack. It's too dangerous."
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"to sue your parent company."
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"Oh! Workplace!"
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"Lemon, you're here early."
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"I gave up caffeine, so I've been going to bed at 5:30."
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"Don't be silly."
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"Lakeesha Gutierrez-Arafat."
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