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Clips from South Park - The Wacky Molestation Adventure (S04E04)

"The fat kid told us to take it."
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"Wuh. Aah! Mark! Mark, wake up!"
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"You guys, stop it!"
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"How come you wanna help the fatass?!"
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"Look, I have the job interview of my life in less than-"
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"- 12 hours! I just need a phone,"
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"You got foolied, outlander!"
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"We're the only ones with a working phone."
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"And if you had taken our book, then it's one of us who dies tonight at Carousel!"
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"Because we do. It was like this yesterday, and the day before that."
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"But what about before that?"
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"You mean in the Before time? In the long, long ago?"
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"If we tell you, will you help us stop Fatass?"
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"I'll do anything to get to a phone!"
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"We're gonna tell the story of the Before time again."
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"Yuck, yuck, yuck."
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"And so the fatass came up with a way to have all the birthgivers disappear."
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"...by using the magic M word."
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"Provider. Provider."
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"The fatass and us disagreed on how to worship the provider."
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"The fatass tried to make us follow his way by making himself the school principal."
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"So we made ourselves the superintendents of school."
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"We need their book so one of ours doesn't die."
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"Carousel, Carousel."
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"We all know that one day, the Provider will set us free."
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"Ah-ah-ah-ah, let me get this straight:"
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"if I go get the fat kid's book on the other side of the white line,"
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"you'll show me where a cell phone is?"
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"I'll go get that fat kid's book so I can use their phone."
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"Mark, I'm scared."
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"Oh, Gerald, I haven't seen you for so long!"
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"Hello, honey, how has prison been for you?"
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"Oh, it's awful! Just awful."
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"Alright parents, let's all take our seats."
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"We didn't, either."
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"Enough, enough!"
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"During your prison time, you will all be spending one hour a day"
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"in therapy here with me."
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"What I want you to do is learn to control those sick, sexual urges you have."
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"I'm gonna confront you with what you lust after most."
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"Just think about somethin' else. Think about clouds and beaches."
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"Don't think about his supple, soft little body."
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"Fight your urges, Mr. Broflovski!"
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"I can't help you if you won't admit you need help!"
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"To you it seems you've never raped your children at all! But you did."
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"Help meeee help youuuu."
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"Now let's try again."
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"Oh God, God, please just let us out of this place."
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"Oh no. NO! Aaaah!"
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"Seize her!"
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"Alright, I got the book for you."
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"Now, can I please have the cell phone?"
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"Sure, outlander. I'll get it"
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"Outlander! We have your woman!"
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"She still lives, outlander!"
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"Outlander, her blood was fair!"
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"See a movie?"
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"Sure, "see a movie"'s good."
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"We could see a movie instead of molesting our children. What else?"
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"Who's got another one?""
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"Molest children?"
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"Oh. Fishing?"
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"We're running outu of time! Hand our book over, quick!"
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"Enough of this! You kids are all in big trouble!"
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"It's time for Carousel!"
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"That means someone on your side is sacrificed tonight."
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"Aw, damnit! Alright. It is decided. Butters, your turn."
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"Oh, I'm gonna be sacrificed to the Provider!"
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"Be careful, Mark. They'll nake you disappear with the M word."
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"Yeah, we'll call the police and say you molestered us, too."
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"The birth-givers! Your birthgivers."
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"Don't you remember? They are your providers!"
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"They're in prison."
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"Your birthgivers took care of you."
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"He won't take care of you."
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"If you want things to be the way they were in the before time,"
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"in the long, long ago,"
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"you all need to call the police and tell them you lied about them M word."
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"He's right, dude. Things were a lot better with our parents around."
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"Yeah. I guess their rules did have a point."
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"Things have gotten a lot worse in the ten days since they've been gone."
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"Take him down."
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"Hey, uh, what are you doin'? Ha-I'm ready to give myself to Mr. Elway."
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"Here's our cell phone, dude. Will you call the police for us?"
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"they molested us and sending them all to jail for ten days?"
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"Hey, you guys came back!"
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"And I got my tubes tied."
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"Well, thanks for everything, you guys."
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"Hey! Here they come!"
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"Mom! Dad!"
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"Oh, Kyle. Ike, sweetie, you're OK."
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"Yeah. We're fine."
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"Kyle, we're so sorry for the horrible sexual abuse over the years."
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"But we're all better now."
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"Hup, we did. We've come to terms with it through therapy and learned to admit it."
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"But, you guys, I-"
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"Oh, Stanley, I wish we could take back all the years of abuse, but we can't."
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"We've learned to overcome it, son. You'll see."
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"We love you, son, but we only love you in a platonic way from now on."
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"Oo-what the heck are you talkin' about?"
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"Kenny? Kenny, we're sorry. Where is he?"
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"Well, what are you kids gonna do now?"
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"I dunno. You guys wanna build a snow igloo?"
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"We're going tomorrow night! Cartman's got the bus schedule all figured out!"
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"Ah. Oh, now I already told them."
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"A communist country run by a dictator named Fidel Castro."
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"Now the country is again open to American tourism."
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"Kyle, perhaps we handled this wrong, buh-"
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""My parents molestered me.""
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"Oh my God, this isn't happening. I would never touch my children like that."
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"Alright!"
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"What's going on?"
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"There has to be a town around here somewhere."
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"Maybe you're reading the map wrong."
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"Oh, look! There's a town up ahead."
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"Well, hello. What's your name?"
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"Don't be scared. They're just kids. Where are your parents?!"
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"Oh no! She's crossing the white line!"
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"Spitwads!"
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"Take that, kindergartners!"
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