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Clips from South Park - The Wacky Molestation Adventure (S04E04)

"Alright. Fine, Kyle, you can go to the Raging Pussies concert"
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"if you clean out the garage, shovel the driveway and bring democracy to Cuba!"
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"The whole thing."
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"Dear Mr. Castro:"
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"And if I had just one wish, just one wish in the whole world,"
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"If I had one wish it'd be for Cuba to change."
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"Because I think that all the Cubans are in pain"
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"All the joy in the world, from sea to shining sea"
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"Not as long as your Cubans are hurtin'"
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"Oh, won't you search your soul and find a way to change your mind?"
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"Once again, this does marks the end of Communism in Cuba."
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"Cuban dictator Fidel Castro claims he was finally convinced by a young boy's letter."
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"What?"
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"Kyle, your mother and I don't want you going to the Raging Pussies concert!"
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"We gave you a chore that we thought was impossible."
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"You weren't supposed to actually do it."
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"We know, Kyle, but we just don't want you going to their concert."
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"What I understand is that you totally screwed me over!"
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"So why should I have to listen to you?!"
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"Because we're your parents!"
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"It's so unfair! How can my parents do that to me?!"
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"Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude. They get off on it."
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"They're evil! I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS!"
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"How?!"
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"The police?"
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"Yeah, I saw it on TV."
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"All you gotta do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you."
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"I don't know, but it works."
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"When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend,"
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"I just called the police, and said he was molestering me,"
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"Wow! Three months without parents!"
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"(Wow, that is awesome!)"
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"Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get. They're liars and cheats."
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"You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police. You have to be like,"
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""My parents molestered me.""
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"Yeah, And cry. Oh, he's ready."
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"Ugh, pleae, just listen to me! What about my children? Who will take care of them?"
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"Oh, now you care?! They're going to live with their grandmother."
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"Their grandmother's been dead for three years."
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"Cool, thanks."
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"Hey, yeah! We should all say our parents molestered us!"
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"The following hot presentation is for mature audiences only."
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"Watch."
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"They've all been arrested, and the ones that weren't arrested"
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"have moved away because they're scared of being arrested"
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"Oh, sweetie, I have no idea where we are."
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"I haven't seen a road marker for miles. What was the last highway we were on?"
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"Hey, it was your idea to take the backroads."
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"What the?"
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"What's the matter with it?"
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"Smiley Town? That's a strange name."
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"Hello? Is anybody here?"
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"Hoh, hahh, can I help you folks?"
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"Oh, well-l-l, uh, I'm the mec-hanic, I guess. Woh-what seems to be the problem?"
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"No, uh Craig's here, too."
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"Oh, good."
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"But he's playing Spaceman right now. Huh. Hey, Craig!"
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"What?"
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"Look we're in a bit of a spot here!"
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"I've got a very important job interview tomorrow morning in Breckenridge,"
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"so I have to get my car fixed fast! Is there another garage in town?"
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"How about a phone? Can we just use the phone?"
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"is over in Treasure Cove."
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"Fine! Can you take us there?"
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"Yes."
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"Uhh rrreeally are you sure?"
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"Yes."
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"Oh, alright then. Uh, show 'em where it is."
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"This is the end of Smiley Town."
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"If you wanna find it, you're gonna have to cross the white line."
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"Well, can you help us find the phone, please?"
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"- Craig. - What?"
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"Carousel."
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"Look, there's an elementary school"
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"What is that?"
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"What do you want from us?"
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"Looks like maybe there's a little camera on it."
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"Mark, I don't like this."
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"Relax, Linda, everything's fine. Ow. Ow."
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"What is it?! Acid?!"
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"No, ud, it's lemon juice."
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"No, it just really, really, really hurts!"
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"Mark? Mark, look."
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"We wanna play."
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"We already played with our parents."
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"How, we wanna play wit' youuuu."
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"We wanna play wit' you!"
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"Oh God, Mark! Help!"
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"What the hell is gong on here?!"
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"Kindergartners. Treasure Cove is full of them."
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"Alright, kid! We demand to see an adult this instant!"
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"I got new orders. I'm supposed to take you to see the mayor."
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"Hello, Mr. And Mrs. Cotner. Won't you come in, please?"
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"Mr. And Mrs. Cotner, as the mayor of Smiley Town, I would like to ask you a few questions."
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"You're the mayor? What the hell is gong on here?! Where are your parents?!"
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"No parents in the entire town? What happened to them?"
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"Look, just point us to a phone, kid, alright?"
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"No phones, either? How do you communicate?"
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"Butters, I need an ETA on the car, stat."
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"Alright, we've had just about enough here!"
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"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!"
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"I don't care what little games you kids wanna play, we just want outta here, alright?"
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"It's gonna be about three days."
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"I need you, too. Ringy-ding?"
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"Just tell me how to get to a phone or a car!"
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"You see what we're dealing with here."
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"Tonight is Carousel. And they will try to kill one of us."
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"Eh, you two seem to have the uncanny ability to cross the white line."
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"If you help us, we'll get you what you need."
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"Mark, are we doing the right thing?"
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"Look! If getting the stupid book will get me a cell phone, I don't care!"
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"Well, I told you I can't deal with kids, Linda!"
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"That's why I don't want to have children!"
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"Oh, let's not go through this again, Linda."
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"Look, here's the book they've been talking about. It makes no sense."
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"My God! Mark!"
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"What is it?"
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"It's a boy."
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"The bastards. Oh, Mark, let's get out of here."
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"Oh no!"
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