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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Presto-Tina-o (S04E04)

"They split an order of fries three hours ago"
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"and they haven't ordered anything since."
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"Now they're just loitering."
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"They tricked you, Bob! It's what they do!"
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"Remember, it's half off, so don't hold back."
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"Ah, well, your delicious fries have left my fingers greasy."
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"Bring me a huge plate of napkins."
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"Get him a napkin."
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"And keys!"
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"And your dignity."
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"Hi, I'm looking for"
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"a magician's assistant's costume."
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"Something classy!"
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"So no butt cheek!"
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"The sequins are French crystal."
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"Well, French-Canadian. Is that good?"
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"How much do you know about sequins?"
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"She'll take it!"
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"Rented! Okay, what else?"
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"That looks pretty advanced."
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"My magician's better with his feet than his hands."
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"Well, for those with only the slightest sleight-of-hand,"
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"you can't go wrong with magic rope."
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"between me and my magician."
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"Big time."
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"Don't do it!"
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"It's dangerous. Also, don't mix"
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"magic with taxes. Or plumbing."
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"But I spell it R-U-T-H. It spells Ruth."
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"Looks like there's a wait, huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, hold on, that guy's getting up."
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"No, he's levitating!"
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"Yeah, wait, you'll see. What?"
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"Look, guys, you've been here all day"
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"working on one order of fries, so..."
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"Understood, Bob."
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"Let me settle my tab."
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"Do you have change for this?"
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"Sorry I don't have anything smaller."
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"No, you know what? To be honest, Sazerac,"
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"I don't, I, I, honestly don't even like magic that much now,"
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"because of you."
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"So, you and your friends, you now all pay full price."
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"No magicians' discount."
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"Well, if that's how you feel, you can have your fries back."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Look, it says "Ta-da"!"
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"That's it! I don't care that that was good."
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"You and your regurgitated potatoes and the rest"
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"of your magic buddies, you're banned!"
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"This isn't the '60s, you know!"
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"Fellow conjurers, let's go somewhere"
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"our craft is appreciated."
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"Like my mother's!"
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"Oh, and one last thing, Bob."
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"Your name goes in the book."
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"Good! I want to be in your stupid book"
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"because I am an enemy of magic!"
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"Well, then this is the perfect book for you!"
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"Will this page do?"
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"Love it!"
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"Don't gasp, Linda!"
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"I will never set foot"
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"in this restaurant again."
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"I just got chills! Oh, my God."
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"Cool! A rope! No, that's not how it works."
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"No... Giddy up, magic cowboy! Come on!"
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"Oh, cool, scissors! Hyah! Hyah!"
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"Doola-di-doo!"
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"Listen to me! Stop it, Tina. I can't dance"
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"to the sound of you telling me what to do."
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"I'm trying to help."
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"Assist me assist you."
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"You know what, Tina? This isn't working."
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"That's why we have to keep practicing."
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"No, this isn't working."
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"You can't stop my dancing!"
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"You can't tie me up with your magic rope!"
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"Maybe I should enter this stupid contest myself"
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"just to show you an actual magic act!"
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"You see that, Zeke?"
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"Her face turned purple."
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"Plus, you're not even a magician, Tina."
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"Oh."
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"It worked in the store. Look, Zeke,"
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"tassels! Yeah!"
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"big surprise."
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"should be sequined and not heard."
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"So, presto."
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"So, uh... what do you got for this"
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"Young lady, you're in luck."
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"Here's a classic of escapology..."
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"Last one in your size."
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"I'll dislocate Jimmy Junior's heart..."
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"You sound like you could use"
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"the full revenge package."
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"For just $19.95, you could get this..."
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"No, thanks. I want to win fair and square."
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"Keeping it clean? I have just the thing."
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"A-ha."
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"I'll just take the straitjacket."
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"It's not going to be the last time she says that."
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"This place looks pretty big"
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"without all those magicians in it."
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"Oh... Wow, that's never happened before."
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"That flustered the heck out of me."
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"Can I get some water, Bobby?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"What the hell?"
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"Bobby, it's the curse!"
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"You're cursed. You're in the "Enemies of Magic" book."
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"We're not cursed."
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"We're not cursed. You are."
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"You're the one who's cursed. Yeah."
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"It's your name in the book."
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"The black magic death book."
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"Look, it's just a bunch of stupid tricks."
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"Someone must've snuck in and..."
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