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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Kirk Steele (S02E02)

"Celebrity's favourite foods."
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"Bitch's gotta buy a mirror here."
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"I did it, Ilana."
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"How about two?"
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"But I'm feeling really great right now."
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"Ilana. No way."
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"- I'm like, what, am I gonna sell my soul? - It's good to have standards."
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"$40, huh?"
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"Yeah, which is a really great deal,"
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"that (Bleep) pussy."
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"Like Bruce Springsteen's favourite food is not a tomato?"
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"No, I mean, he's from Jersey, so I put him with a tomato"
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"'cause I was like, that's a marriage, you know, that works."
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"Forty doll... I give $40, I'm gonna get a little more"
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"Why don't you (Bleep) my (Bleep) dick?"
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"Hey, listen, I've been there, sweetie."
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"- To my dick? - Yeah."
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"20, 21... twen..."
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"Okay, I'll be right back."
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"that most of this day is a secret, okay?"
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"Adults aren't supposed to ask kids to keep secrets."
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"Oh."
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"even though they can't be together right now."
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"for Oliver's CV to get into middle school."
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"And get this."
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"and I thought I would feel dirty afterwards,"
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"of all your clothes from last season."
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"Instead of bringing it in to the stables,"
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"you should give it all to Ilana."
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"Well, I mean on the one hand,"
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"just as cold, maybe even more so."
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"Ilana, do you think this is something you could do for me?"
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"Um, I do have some stuff..."
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"Now I gotta lug all this (Bleep) to some Jesus house?"
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"My mom's stuff is fancy as (Bleep)."
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"The student has become the teacher."
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"Remember me?"
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"Well, do you remember me?"
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"- Even less. - We were just in here two hours ago."
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"- No. - Yeah, do you work on commission?"
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"I said no."
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"Big."
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"Wow."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I can give you $13,000 in store credit"
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"Woo-hoo, store credit for life!"
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"Dude, I need the money."
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"Money, right, money, money."
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"Speaking of which, how much is my aunt's timeless, beautiful,"
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"classic apothecary bag?"
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"Wonderful."
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"I know that shirt's from Forever 21."
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"You're not kidding anybody."
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"Nice."
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"I got it."
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"All right, okay."
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"No one will ever notice."
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"Not so fast, muchacha."
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"Trey, there's no way there's a pube situation."
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"No one else is here."
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"No."
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"You're teaching a class today."
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"And it starts in two hours."
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"This is a bazinga."
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"I swear, I've lost all respect for you, Trey."
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"Abbi, you're such a good cleaner."
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"You're so special."
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"Just one class."
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"But I kinda need you to leave me alone"
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"in the studio for a while."
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"Gotta finish paying off my half of the mirror."
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"- Okay. - 'Kay."
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"What's up, guys?"
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"Yeah! Let's do this!"
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"Here we go, yeah, here we go!"
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"I'm 18,"
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"I'm from Orlando, Florida"
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"and my favorite movie"
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"When I grow up I either want to be a stunt choreographer"
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"or I want to work with kids with MS."
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"Oh god... oh god, (Bleep) oh!"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh yeah, oh, unh."
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"you're wristband material."
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"I'm cleaning pubes for..."
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"Did I?"
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"So I was asking, how's university?"
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"There's $300 on the counter."
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"Bye, mommy."
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"I like when you babysit."
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"What are you, on the campaign trail?"
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"Oliver is at a tipping point right now, okay?"
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"But if I don't do something,"
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"Hm."
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"You got it?"
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"It's like, ugh."
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"Oh..."
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"God."
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"Trey is in a porn!"
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"So, so I'm taking orders from a porn star."
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"- Next level, yeah. - Oh."
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"This is your snake and your cardigan."
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"Thank you for calling me a star."
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"I'll get fired."
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"My name is Abbi."
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"Get back in your office."
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"I mean, I (Bleep) this up."
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"I've done it once before."
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"Usually just Uber, but sometimes..."
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"I want you to look around"
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"I get the seat."
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"Just got my record expunged."
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"I get compliments."
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"You ever been to Brooklyn?"
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"Good luck, give it your all."
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"Well, you know, it smells like fresh detergent, right?"
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"Um, I got it when I thought I was gonna"
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"but tags are on it, so, oh, yes, okay."
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"Okay."
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"As well as my tukas?"
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