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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Kirk Steele (S02E02)

"Ooh, I stink."
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh."
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"Unh..."
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"Someone left them on the floor in the bathroom."
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"You know, I don't have a head shot."
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"Uh, so I currently work at a gym."
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"Upscale gym."
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"- visual artist... - Just let me cut you off right there."
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"Honestly, a (Bleep) idiot could do it."
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"No."
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"till I'm a great-grandmother."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Meet me at the coffee shop."
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"Hello?"
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"College?"
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"It... it was expensive."
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"Now Oliver can't have any soy products,"
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"so you know, when in doubt, just go to Babbo or Nobu"
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"YOLO, FOMO, tippy-tee."
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"Oh, but Ilana, please..."
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"don't get him a slice again."
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"Apologies."
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"Let Oliver hold it, he needs to learn."
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"Okay, bye, Ollie."
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"I love you, you are my sweet treasure."
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"and wax with Martha Plimpton."
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"What a bad bitch."
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"Good job, whew!"
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"Good god, bwah."
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"sitting in your own poop."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am, we can't reuse cups."
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"It's a health code violation."
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"Come on."
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"I've heard so much about you."
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"Yes-uh."
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"and settle out of court."
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"Yeah, for now..."
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"Ilana, I'm not watching porn in here."
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"Okay?"
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"Okay, so I need to retrace my porn steps first."
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"I don't watch anything but solo porn"
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"because regular porn is like,"
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"And she's like, "uh, don't tell my dad, okay?"
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"I love shaved pubes and tan, crispy bellies and tits.""
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"Which then brought me to frosted tips masturbation."
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"That's probably why I really, really"
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"don't like most of it."
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"My..."
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"I can't even believe this."
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"What do I even do with this?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'm always looking for you, I love it."
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"(English accent) So there's a bloody (Bleep) spill in the spin studio."
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"(Chuckling) But really, there's a bloody (Bleep) spill"
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"the 12:30 kick ass kettle bell class."
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"What are you talking about right now?"
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"You know, I'm coming down with something, I think."
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"Oh, is it..."
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"Let's go to your office right now."
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"I don't have an office."
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"Yeah, it is, all your stuff's in here."
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"No one else uses this."
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"Fine, it's my (Bleep) office."
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"Abbi, when you said,"
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"what did you mean?"
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"Well, I just said "Kirk","
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"but you have now confirmed that you are a porn star."
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"- What do you want, money? - No."
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"- I'll go down on you right now. - No, what?"
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"I don't care."
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"I think it would be in your best interest..."
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"Whoo, my man, yes!"
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"I'm going to be your trainer today."
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"All right, I'm going to show you guys how it's done first"
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"and remember, form is essential!"
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"I don't know what just happened with my body."
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"It's like I literally have zero upper body strength."
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"Abbi..."
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"That mirror cost $1400 without installation."
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"Can't the gym just pay for it?"
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"You're not an authorized instructor."
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"but they're going to fire me for this in a second."
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"- What, you do? - Probably!"
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"- I mean, a paternity suit could pop up at any time. - Ugh, okay."
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"We gotta get $1400"
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"and we gotta meet back here tonight after closing."
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"We'll install the mirror together."
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"Listen, I don't have 700 bucks just lying around."
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"That's like a whole month's rent for me."
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"Do you have a webcam?"
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"Shh, Oliver, we don't talk about Uber down here."
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"Let's play a game."
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"and find the most disadvantaged person here"
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"It's you, Oliver."
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"- Me? - Yes."
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"Sell mushroom chocolates!"
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"(Bleep), this is really warped!"
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"Sell my art!"
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"It's brilliant, but no one understands it."
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"Beacon's closet!"
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"Sell my art and my clothes!"
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"Oh god."
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"You ever been to Queens?"
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"No. Do you ever been to Long Island?"
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"Hamptons."
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"Clothes."
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"How's it going?"
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"Could you, uh, wait over there?"
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"That one's so pretty, my mom got it for me."
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"study abroad in Copenhagen,"
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"Doesn't feel so good, does it?"
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"It's so much harder to walk."
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"There's nothing left?"
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"Hmm..."
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"I like this apothecary bag."
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"It's interesting."
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"Oh, that was my aunt's."
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"I can give you store credit for $195 or $20 cash."
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"All right."
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"All right, I'll take... I'll take the cash."
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