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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Lover (S06E06)

"Cool. Same stuff you get downtown."
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""I can't believe it's yogurt." Lt'll be fun."
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"All right. All right."
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"JIM: Sure. Michael's a good teacher."
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"I will loan it to you."
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"Here we are outside of the Wilkes-Barre... W.B."
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"Dean Trophies, suite 100"
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"(SIGHS) All right."
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"I outran it."
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"Must be nice to have company on these cold calls."
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"We're kind of a dynamic duo."
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"Or trio."
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"Looks like somebody's got a case of the definitelys."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"Okay. Put them on speaker."
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"Hey, Michael, did you fall into a koi pond?"
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"Maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in."
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"So a child had fallen in?"
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"No. Don't. I'm not going to bump. I'm not going to bump."
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"Oh, my gosh. Definitely not."
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"a nine."
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"You were way meaner to me than I was to you."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Michael, flounder is both a kind of a fish..."
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"I wish Jim had fallen into that pond."
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"Then he'd have to put on my suit,"
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"Damn it, he'd still look good."
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"is that you cannot make fun of a person for something or some action"
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"Michael, you still can't make fun of people"
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"because that is why we are doing this right now."
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"Well, it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying,"
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"I mean, it still works. I can smell things."
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"I just have to be a lot closer than most people."
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"Hey, it's on the list, everybody."
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"Okay, fine. Come on up here, write it yourself."
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"I'm in that kind of ill-defined relationship type of thing."
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"Well, you know."
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"He loves to eat."
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"This sounds ridiculous, I know, but some people say that I eat like a squirrel."
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"So now you're comparing yourself to a cute, tiny animal?"
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"It could have died of natural causes, though."
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"Well, they said you stepped on its head. He did not suffer."
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"Thank you. No, we are not done here. This..."
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"I just wish I had a special telephone"
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"so I could find out exactly what the little soybean wants."
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"Right? How do..."
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""I love you, too.""
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"Like at a business meeting."
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"I got my ponytail stuck in the power drill."
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"MICHAEL: Well, you know what?"
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"In high school,"
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"(MICHAEL LAUGHING)"
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"Couple of weeks ago, I went to get a new cell phone"
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"I couldn't even think. Oh, my God, it was so embarrassing."
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"I don't even have Jan's cell phone number, and I hate her."
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"You know, you watch that tape,"
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"You are not a joke."
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"See, that is funny. That is a joke."
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"I know jokes and you are not a joke."
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"Her name's not Wilma."
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"I'm so sick of being single."
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"We're not watching this."
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"How can we not watch this?"
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"Is this the tape of me falling?"
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"Jim, you let Michael fall in."
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"DWIGHT: He purposefully leaned away and let you fall."
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"I think when I started to see you go in, I think I just froze."
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"(WHISPERS) Judas."
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"that Jim is also his own worst enemy."
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"Look, I thought I could have done today's sales call alone."
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"but I at least need the chance to do the job."
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"Jim is jealous of me?"
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"Jim is jealous of me."
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"OSCAR: Jim, I think I'm in your way."
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"How did today go, by the way? Did you make any sales?"
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"It was fun, though,"
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"Yeah, he is."
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"And then, I think I'm going to go to the garlic festival."
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"Wow. Sounds like fun. You guys would love it."
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"No, we wouldn't. They have a TCBY booth."
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"Do you like TCBY? Who doesn't?"
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"I confirmed with Raskin Design and they're expecting the both of you in an hour."
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"Oh, actually, it's just going to be me."
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"They said the both of you."
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"That's a mistake."
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"You should give them a call, check that out."
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"Well, there's actually been a few changes in the company,"
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"and Michael and I are actually at the same level."
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"So, I can... No."
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"No, why would that be a problem?"
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"Jim's a good kid, he can handle a lot,"
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"but sometimes you have to call in a master."
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"Why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?"
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"Great. See you then."
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"They said that they would feel more comfortable if you came along."
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"Why don't they just want you to go by yourself?"
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"Why do they want me to come, too? I don't understand."
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"I absolutely don't understand, either."
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"I don't want you to feel like I'm babysitting you or something."
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"Let me go get your stroller. (CHUCKLES)"
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"A teacher is someone who stands"
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"right next to you your whole life"
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"and never lets you do anything."
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"That's what a teacher is, right?"
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"(INAUDIBLE)"
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"What are you going to call him? Dave."
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"No. What is his name? Dave."
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"Mr. Borchard. They're very formal."
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"Yeah. I've spoken to them on the phone."
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"Yeah, well, this is not the phone."
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"This is real life, baby, and you got to own it."
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"Is that what you are wearing?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"And that is the watch that you are going to wear?"
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"No, it is not. You should wear this watch."
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"It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that."
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"No, thanks. They are into style."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"They are into appearance. We are selling success."
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"And paper. That's sort of secondary."
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