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Clips from 30 Rock - SeinfeldVision (S02E02)

"and get all the things that you're gonna need in here."
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"Then an old friend of mine from college"
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"so we'll swing by there."
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"And for dinner, I thought we could just stay in"
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"I'm not doing any of that."
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"Okay. Fine."
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"I went with you to your black vampire movie,"
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"that you have a migraine."
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"Okay."
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"I got a bone to pick with that guy."
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"I don't know which bone I'm gonna pick."
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"Really?"
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"Weddings are so weird."
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"This veil costs more than my couch."
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"Is that comedy, or do you really have a $300 couch?"
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"Both."
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"What, you never pretended to be a bride"
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"when you were a little girl?"
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"This is my husband, Sol Rosenbear."
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"And this is his son, Richard, from a previous marriage."
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"And then he cheated on me with a lamb."
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"Oh. Liz, this dress is amazing."
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"They don't have it in my size."
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"Fun. This is fun."
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"You told me he was in Europe. Does he look upset?"
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"Stall him a few minutes, Jonathan,"
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"till I get my ducks in a row."
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"And get Legal on the phone."
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"Oh, my God."
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"If I cover my good eye,"
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"you look just like Courteney Cox."
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"This one is really nice, Cerie. And it's 40% off."
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"Aris would kill me if I ever bought a dress on sale."
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"It really is nice, isn't it?"
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"You should buy it and save it for your wedding."
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"You are trying to make a sale."
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"I know how this works."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Hi. Jack?"
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"No, of course I'm at the office. Yeah."
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"Stall who?"
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"We just got back from summer hiatus yesterday."
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"Yeah. Everybody's summer good?"
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"Oh, mine was great! I read, like, two books."
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"I broke up with my boyfriend."
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"But I'm doing great. I'm totally over it."
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"Mm-hmm. Still talking?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"I haven't talked to him since, whoa, I don't know."
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"Oh, no, it's over. I'm over it."
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"No, it's not over till you pick up the phone,"
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"you say, "I don't love you anymore.""
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"They say, "I don't love you anymore, either.""
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"You go, "Great. I'll pick you up in 20."
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"Let's grab a scone.""
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"A scone. Yes!"
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"I want that. I'm gonna call him."
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"I need you to go to my house"
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"And then ask my wife if she's sleeping with D.L. Hughley."
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"Oh, Tracy."
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"What's up?"
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"Liz Lemon, me and this dude used to do stand-up together."
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"Remember that night we had the three-way with Elayne Boosler?"
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"I don't think that was me."
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"I think that was a mirror."
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"Ah."
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"J.S., this is my Kenneth."
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"Ah, yeah. You again. Hello."
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"This is taking forever."
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"Mr. Donaghy left. What? When?!"
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"Jack?"
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"Jack?"
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"Jerry? Is that you?"
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"Nobody told me you were here."
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"Oh, I'm here, Jack."
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"Kenneth, why didn't you tell me Mr. Seinfeld is here?"
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"What's wrong with him?"
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"Oh, he's in the shower."
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"Well, I am conducting a survey for the Ranford Group,"
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"and, uh..."
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"How old are you?"
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"And your weight?"
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"And when was the last time you had intercourse?"
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"I'm your worst nightmare is who I is!"
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"He's got some girl over there already!"
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"Wow."
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"That is so embarrassing for you."
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"So how can I help you, Jerry?"
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"Jack, I was vacationing with my family in Europe"
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"in a country only rich people know about."
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"Svenborgia?"
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"No. Better."
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"But I can't tell you."
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"that I'm gonna be on "Law & Order.""
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"And "ER.""
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"So I called my agent to find out..."
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"when did I shoot these things?"
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"That's the beauty of this, Jerry."
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"It's all done with computers."
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"When you see it, you're gonna love it."
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"and one beloved American comedy star."
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"Okay. I get it."
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"I like "Lost." Is that you guys?"
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"Jerry, don't be difficult."
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"that "Seinfeld-Vision" is perfectly legal,"
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"I'm sorry, but... it's business."
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"Here's some business..."
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"How 'bout I buy NBC"
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"and turn it into the biggest Lane Bryant in Midtown?"
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"Jerry, come on."
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"You're gonna buy NBC?"
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"Like you've got $4 million just laying aroun..."
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"Give me two days,"
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"and I'll come up with something you'll really be proud of."
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"Besides, you owe me."
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"Remember? St. Barts?"
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"I saved your life from that shark?"
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"All right, Jack."
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"But I still think you shot a dolphin!"
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"Hi, I'm here to drop off the inspiration photos."
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