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Clips from 30 Rock - SeinfeldVision (S02E02)

"I've had the most productive summer of my life. Me too."
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""America's Next Top Pirate." "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?""
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""25 superhot moms. 50 eighth-grade boys."
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"Oh, yeah, didn't one of those women"
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"turn out to be a prostitute?"
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"That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF."
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"Well, I had a great summer, too. And, um..."
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"Did you redecorate, or..."
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"Oh, wonderful."
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"What's "Seinfeld-Vision"?"
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"hundreds of hours of footage of Seinfeld"
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"from his massively successful television series, "Seinfeld.""
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"and now we can basically make him do or say whatever we want."
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"So for the month of October,"
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"all of our prime-time shows will feature"
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"a computerized guest appearance from Mr. Jerry..."
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"Seinfeld."
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"If you didn't kill her, why didn't you stay?"
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"Quit grilling me!"
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"Save the cheerleader, save the world."
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"Yeah! That's what I said!"
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"I'll take that deal!"
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"Does Jerry Seinfeld know you're doing this?"
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"But by the time he gets back,"
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""Seinfeld-Vision" will be a monster hit."
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"His kids will go to school, and their friends will say,"
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""I really loved your dad on that episode of 'Medium' last night.""
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"And he's... he's gonna love it."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, I had a great summer, too."
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"I started a quilt. I did yoga twice a week."
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"I wore flip-flops in public."
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"I really feel like this is gonna be my year."
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"Uh, we broke up."
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"We agreed that it was crazy to try it long-distance."
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"And I feel great about it."
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"...and you are not over Floyd."
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"No, I really am, Jack."
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"I'm telling you, this is my year."
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"And I'm very positive that I'm gonna meet someone else."
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"Lemon, women your age"
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"Good to see you. Bye."
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"Glad we're both doing so great."
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"Yo, Ken, I'm gonna use"
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"Spread the word."
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"What is this?"
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"Mr. Jordan's wife kicked him out."
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"She froze my credit cards, Liz Lemon."
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"And she got custody of Grizz."
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"No. Go home and apologize to your wife."
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"What? I'm not apologizing."
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"'Cause for once in my life, I haven't done anything wrong."
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"How many years have you known me, Liz Lemon?"
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"One."
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"I don't think I did know that, no."
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"It's true. He doesn't mess with them."
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"He just tries to get them into computer school."
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"I see this young she-dude at the Dumpster by the 40/40."
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"I pull over and I say,"
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"You can be a freaky-deaky and do data entry.""
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"Believe in yourself!""
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"Right."
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"So as I reach in the trash and pull this dude out,"
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"So not only are you holding a transvestite prostitute..."
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"And they think she looks better here"
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"than she did at the 2004 Grammys."
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"Who's gonna do my banking?"
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"Who's gonna write my blogs?"
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"Who's gonna do the cooking on taco Wednesdays?"
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"Okay, Kenneth, you are now in charge of helping Tracy"
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"with any of the nonsexual things that Angie would do for him."
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"So he's, like, my office wife?"
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"Sure. Let's go with that."
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"Kenneth Parcell, would you take this ring..."
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"and use the money to get us a Nintendo Wii?"
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"Yes. Yes! A thousand times, yes!"
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"Liz, how was your summer?"
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"Good. Floyd and I... 'Cause my play was amazing."
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"You know, Jojo..."
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"When life keeps handing you anchovies?"
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"And make a pizza?"
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"I'm sorry I missed it. It sounds just like the movie."
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"What happened to you? Do I look fat?"
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"Liz, I had to eat four slices of pizza"
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"Jenna, that's 32 pieces of pizza a week!"
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"No. That can't be right."
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"Liz, it's like I flipped the eating switch,"
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"and I can't flip it back."
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"Well, how am I su... Oh, it's worse from behind."
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"I'm on it."
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"Anything in between has no place on television."
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"No, he didn't even mention it. He's not noticing."
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"No one is noticing."
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"Oh! Whoa! Oh, damn! Yowza!"
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"Hey, Mr. Michelin, I love your tires."
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"Okay, everyone. Welcome back."
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"Some of you may be wondering"
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"what happened between me and my boyfriend, Floyd, this summer."
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"The answer is, we did break up, but I am doing fine."
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"Was Floyd the black guy?"
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"Okay. You don't care."
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"I don't care, either. So, great."
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"I want a packet of 50 ideas from each of you by tomorrow morning."
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"What? Come on! Oh, boo!"
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"Hey, I need to ask you guys something."
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"Move away from me. Don't stand near me."
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"Will you guys be bridesmaids in my wedding?"
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"But I think I might be past bridesmaid age."
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"with that Floyd guy?"
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"No! What? No. That's..."
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"You know, I would love..."
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"Great. We need to go dress shopping tomorrow, then."
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"So meet me at Les Fesses at 10:00 a.m."
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"Ohh. Now I have my "something old.""
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"Rise and shine, Mr. Jordan."
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"I couldn't sleep at all last night."
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"Angie kept my Sharper lmage"
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"white-noise aromatherapy machine."
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"She knows I can't sleep without the sound of the ocean"
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"Well, hurry up and get your second wind,"
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