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Clips from 30 Rock - SeinfeldVision (S02E02)

"Walk with me, Lemon."
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"All of my summer replacement shows were big hits."
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""MILF Island." "MILF Island"?"
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"Sir, I have all the latest "Seinfeld-Vision" promos."
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"Well, I realized that NBC owns"
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""Seinfeld-Vision"?"
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""Seinfeld-Vision"?"
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"Jerry's in Europe with his family right now."
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""Biggest Loser." So, uh, what's up with Floyd?"
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"Lemon, if there's two things I'm certain of,"
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"one is you will never finish that quilt... I know."
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"I feel like the show's gonna be great."
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"are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married."
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"Put Floyd's name on that quilt."
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"this whole kitchen area as my bathroom."
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"So you know I like to minister to transvestite prostitutes."
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"So Labor Day weekend,"
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""You don't have to live your life like this."
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"a paparazzo jumps out and takes a picture of me."
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""Tracy Jordan and his wife, Angie." Oops."
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"They confused shim with Mrs. Jordan... Yes, ma'am."
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"and sell it in the Jewish part of Midtown"
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"There is nothing like the thrill"
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"of doing a live show on Broadway."
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"Just cover them up with some extra cheese?"
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"onstage at each performance."
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"You have to help me."
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"She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60."
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"Did Jack say anything about my weight?"
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"Oh, that is very sweet."
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"Is it hard for you because you just broke up"
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"We would love to be your bridesmaids."
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"Yay! Yay!"
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"and the smell of bacon."
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"'cause I've got our day all planned out."
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"We'll start at Bed Bath & Beyond"
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"and have the rest of that soup that I made yesterday."
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"but I guess I'll just tell my friends"
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"Great compromise, office wife."
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"Hey, you know where I could find that Jack Donaghy?"
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"But he's got some bones, and I'm gonna pick one."
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"I did. I just never romanticized it."
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"Can you try it on for me so I can see how it hangs?"
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"I mean, I could do it, but..."
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"Sir, Jerry Seinfeld is here to see you."
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"He looks the way you did when I tried to hold your hand on the jet."
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"I can't."
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"No, no. I'm... I'm single."
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"But don't you think you will ever get married to anyone?"
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"This is our control room. Uh-huh."
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"There's nobody in there. Sorry there's nothing to see."
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"August 9th, 4:17 p. M?"
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"Mm-hmm. It's not over."
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"and pretend you're doing a survey for the Ranford Group."
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"J.S.!"
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"Oh, yeah. You know what?"
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"Jonathan, when is he gonna meet with Jerry?"
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"Just a few minutes ago."
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"Hello? I'm sorry. May I speak to Floyd, please?"
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"Anyway, my mother called to tell me"
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"This Wednesday on "MILF Island.""
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"Really? Is that really your pitch?"
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"This is a two-way street."
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"All right, Jerry."
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"What NBC shows do you want to be digitally inserted into?"
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"The fact of the matter is"
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"and there's nothing you can do to stop us."
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"Jerry, I'm sorry."
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"I'll come back."
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"And you are the mother."
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"Yeah, you'll thank me."
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"I'm gonna need to spread it over a couple different credit cards."
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"Lemon, I am in full-blown crisis mode."
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"I've already sold $20 million worth of ad time"
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"for "Seinfeld-Vision,""
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"But I don't care, because I thrive in crisis mode."
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"Number three... Kill Seinfeld,"
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"Now, why is me seducing Seinfeld all the way at 70?"
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"I always do. 'Cause I'm just that good."
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"It was on sale."
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"Oh."
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"I seen the way you was looking at Seinfeld."
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"You used to look at me like that."
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"all these throw pillows for in here,"
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"and you didn't even notice!"
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"No. I'm not crazy, Frank."
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"Liz, um, Seinfeld's here and Jack's not ready for him,"
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"Well, well, well."
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"No. It didn't, Jer."
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"Another woman already? What did you say to her?"
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"Mr. Seinfeld's here."
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"We have iced tea. We have some juice."
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"All right."
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"with the star that they love"
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"You've got to do this for me, please!"
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"What is wrong with you people?"
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"All right, Kenneth."
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""Bee Movie.""
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"You let me run "Seinfeld-Vision" for three nights,"
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"Roker in a bee costume."
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"Don't do it, Liz Lemon."
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"I thought this was going to be your year."
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"I'm not you, Jack."
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"I like the ham. Come on."
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"Don't push it, Lemon."
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"Pizza?"
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"With what you've got?"
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"What you've got?"
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"Pizza with everything on top?"
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"Hey. How was your summer?"
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"Hey, Gary. How was your summer?"
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"Hey. How was your summer?"
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"Hey, Jack! There's my buddy."
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"You look great."
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"I can't believe I haven't spoken to you"
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"since your heart attack."
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"That's what I wanted to talk to you about."
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"Nobody from corporate knows about my cardiac event,"
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"and I want to leave it that way."
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"I'm back, Lemon."
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