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Clips from Friends - The One with the Male Nanny (S09E09)

"- I am happy. - Damn it."
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"But only with me. No, that's not fair. Who cares. Leave him."
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"I don't mean that. Yes, I do. I'm sorry. Um..."
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"- I think I should probably, uh, go. - Well..."
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"...telling you this is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do."
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"Well, just so you know..."
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"...hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival, either."
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"- Can we at least hug goodbye? - Of course. Yeah."
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"You know, and a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate."
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"- No. No. - I mean..."
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"- In Minsk? - Yeah?"
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"- It's, um, two on each cheek... - Mm-hm."
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"...and, uh, one on the lips. - Well, if that's what they do in Minsk..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hi."
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"Is everything all right?"
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"Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. It's fine."
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"...and it was so beautiful."
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"Well, her favorite flower is the camellia. From the poem..."
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"I can't hear it again."
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"You know, I can't tell it again."
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"- Rach, can I see you for a sec? - Yeah. Excuse me."
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"Do you realize that man has cried in our apartment three times? Huh?"
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"I haven't cried that many times since I moved in."
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"Look, Ross, Sandy's just sensitive. That's all."
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"Okay, okay. See, that is the problem. He is too sensitive."
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"Too sensitive to take care of our baby?"
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"No, I mean, all I'm saying is that guy... These are amazing."
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"Sandy made madeleines."
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"This is exactly what I'm talking about."
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"What kind of a guy makes delicate French cookies? Huh?"
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"They're not even butch, manly cookies with..."
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"You know, with chunks."
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"Well, you know, I don't know what to say."
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"I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men."
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"I gotta tell you, Ross, it's not like you just came in from branding cattle."
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"Hey, there's sensitive and there's too sensitive."
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"No, I can't. I can't do this. It's bad."
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"- But it's nice. And nice is good. - Mm-hm."
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"And good is not bad. Ergo, we should keep kissing."
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"- No, no. No. - But..."
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"Ergo."
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"Look, David, if you had never left, then..."
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"...yeah, we'd probably still be together right now."
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"But you did leave. And I'm with Mike, and I really care about him."
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"Well, um, goodbye. Uh..."
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"Well, the key works."
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"And, you, thanks for the face massage. Thank you."
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"Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?"
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"- Yeah. I think that's great. - Oh, really?"
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"Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes madeleines?"
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"- Oh. How are they? - Lighter than air, but that's not the point."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Rachel and I hired a male nanny."
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"Really?"
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"Guys do that?"
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"- That's weird. - Thank you."
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"- That's like a woman wanting to be a... - What?"
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"- What's the end of that sentence? - Yes. What is the end of that sentence?"
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"Uh..."
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"A penis model."
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"Anyway, hey, did you tell Chandler that some guy from work..."
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"...is the funniest guy you ever met?"
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"- Yeah. So? - Wow."
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"Really? Do you not know Chandler?"
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"Is that why he's acting so weird? He's jealous?"
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"Oh, my God, that is crazy."
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"Being funny is Chandler's thing. You know, like Ross' thing is..."
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"Science?"
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"- Academia? Being a good father? - No."
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"Because he's feeling like..."
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"- Hey. - Hey. Hey."
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"- What are you guys talking about? - Uh, ahem."
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"Rachel and I, uh, hired a male nanny."
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"You got a man who's a nanny?"
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"You got a "manny"?"
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"You know, I don't mind a male nanny..."
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"...but I do draw the line at male wet nurse."
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"Oh! Oh! You are on a roll, mister."
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"Okay. Okay. Stop it, you. You stop it."
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"What is so funny about that?"
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"I don't know, it's... Well, just the way you say it."
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"I mean, you're funny. You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy."
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"Did you tell her what we talked about?"
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"So those were pity laughs? Pity laughs?"
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"Honey, listen."
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"You have nothing to worry about with Jeffrey."
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"Well, you're different funny."
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"And, well, he does bits and impressions and limericks."
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"Uh, there once was a man named Chandler whose wife made him die inside."
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"Honey, you know I think you're hilarious."
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"You know that joke you told me last week?"
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"That slayed me."
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"Hey. I made up that joke and told it to you."
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"- Not knowing when to shut up. - Yep, that's my thing."
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"Yup."
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"So how many guys have your key?"
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"I was saying goodbye to an old friend."
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"Your lipstick's on his mouth."
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"No, um, David and I did used to go out."
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"But years ago. And he lives in Minsk. He's only in town for a couple days."
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"- Did you, uh...? - No. No."
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"- Kiss him? - Oh, well, yeah."
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"Yes, but you should know, she really likes you."
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"In fact, I don't think you realize just how lucky you are, fella."
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"- Don't point your finger at me. - Why?"
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"What are you gonna do about it?"
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"Well, I'll show you what I'm gonna do about it."
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"- Oh, really? Really? - You want some of that? Huh? Huh?"
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"Stop it. Stop it. Before someone gets really hurt."
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"Here, David, you should just go."
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"All right."
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"But if I ever do come back from Minsk, well, you just better watch out."
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"- If I go to Minsk, you better watch out. - Oh, you're going to Minsk?"
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"- Well, I might. - Really?"
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"Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there."
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"- Okay, well, guys? - Well..."
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"- Goodbye, Phoebe. - Bye."
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"- Hey, what, are you kidding me? - Right-o. Right-o."
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"Take good care of her."
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