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Clips from Friends - The One with the Male Nanny (S09E09)

"Who cares? It got you here."
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"Well, it got me to New York anyway. Then I got in a cab at the airport..."
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"...and the guy said, "Where to?""
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"I just gave him your address. I didn't even think about it."
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"Wow. Where's your luggage?"
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"Damn it."
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"All right, I'll call the cab company."
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"We can call them later. Can you just stand there for a moment?"
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"Boy."
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"There's an old Russian expression, um, that goes:"
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""This thing that I'm looking at: Wow.""
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"Thank you."
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"Uh, no, you should see me when... Actually, no, I look pretty good."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"You know, when you don't see someone for a long time..."
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"...and you kind of build them up in your head, you start thinking:"
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""Come on, don't be crazy, nobody's that beautiful.""
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"But, well, you are."
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"No."
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"I'm just the worst person ever."
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"Maybe he didn't give you a chance."
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"He said, "Are you seeing someone?" And I said, "No.""
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"- Oh, well, that would've been your window. - Yeah."
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"I mean, I don't know. I was looking in his eyes..."
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"...and I was just thinking, "Oh, my God, it's David. David's here.""
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"He's just so irresistible."
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"Continue."
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"Okay, then it gets worse..."
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"...because I told him I would see him tomorrow night."
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"- Phoebe. - I know. Evil."
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"I like Mike so much, you know? It's just going really well. Oh, my God."
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"Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up..."
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"...on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Yeah. You know, and given my lifelong search for irony..."
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"- What are you gonna do? - I mean, I guess I just have to..."
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"...tell David that nothing can happen between us."
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"You know, complicated moral situation?"
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"I knew I should've had this conversation with Joey."
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"Funniest guy she's ever met."
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"I'm funny, right?"
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"What do you know? You're a door."
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"You just like knock-knock jokes."
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"Save it for inside."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"And what's with Oklahoma having a panhandle?"
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"Can all states have stuff like that?"
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"Hey, yeah, I'm from the, uh, waistband of Wyoming."
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"But when I was 7, we headed over to the crotch."
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"Was your cabin pressurized?"
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"And don't get me started on the way the people from Tulsa talk."
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"What's with the word "y'all"? You know, just two words just pushed together?"
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"Are we all allowed to do that? Because if so, I say why stop there?"
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"You know, your new poodle could be your noodle."
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"And fried chicken could be fricken."
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"Waiter? Waiter, excuse me, I'll have the fricken."
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"See, that's funny with the fricken, right?"
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"No, it just reminds me of something this guy did today at work."
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"I told you about that funny guy, Jeffrey, right?"
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"Well, he did this bit. You probably had to be there..."
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"...but it was Liza Minnelli locked in our freezer eating a raw chicken."
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"Oh, ha, ha."
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"- Were you there? - No, but it sounds fricken funny."
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"I really understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person."
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"I mean, it's like leaving behind a piece of your heart."
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"Sandy, that's exactly what it is."
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"- Are you gay? - Ross."
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"- But I am straight. I'm engaged, actually. - Oh."
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"- Her name's Delia. - That's pretty."
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"So you're just, like, a guy who's a nanny."
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"I realize how it's a bit unorthodox for some people."
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"But I really believe the most satisfying thing you can do with your life..."
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"...is take care of a child."
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"Okay."
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"Like at my last job."
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"I met Daniel when he was 3 weeks old."
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"And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person."
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"And he said to me, "Skadandy?""
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"- That was his name for me. - Oh, ha, ha."
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""I'll see you every day right in...""
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"- It's okay. - Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap."
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"Oh, God, she must need her diaper changed."
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"- I can take care of that, if you want. - Oh, that would be great."
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"I love him, I love him, I love him."
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"Oh, come on. Rach, he's a guy."
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"Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out."
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"Because it's weird."
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"Why?"
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"What kind of a job is that for a man? A nanny?"
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"I mean, it's like if a woman wanted to be..."
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"Yes?"
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"King?"
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"I, uh, hope you don't mind. I used some of my homemade lotion on Emma."
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"It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up."
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"Plus, it keeps the hands young."
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"Yes. Sandy, you're hired."
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"That's great."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, God. Come here."
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"You gotta be at least bi."
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"Hey."
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"I need you to set me up for a joke."
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"When Monica's around, ask me about fire trucks."
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"Ooh, I don't know, Chandler. I'm not so good with remembering lines."
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"Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it."
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"I know, right?"
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"- No. Being funny's your thing. - Yeah."
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"Without that, you just got "lame with women.""
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"Hi. There you are."
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"Fire trucks."
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"Wow. You look even more beautiful than you did yesterday."
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"- Ooh. - In fact, I'm going to kiss you now."
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"- Oh, wait, wait. - Yeah, I can't get away with stuff like that."
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"It sounded sexy in my head, so I..."
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"Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no?"
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"- Well, um, I am. His name's Mike. - Oh. Oh."
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"- I should've told you. - No."
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"- Well, yeah. - Yeah."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Well, it's okay. I understand."
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"Well, are you happy with this guy?"
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