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Clips from Friends - The One with the Male Nanny (S09E09)

"He is without a doubt the funniest guy I have ever met."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"- No, I want to. - Oh, thank God."
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"- So do you have any questions for us? - Not really."
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"Do you guys do random drug testing?"
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"- Okay, this one's name is Sandy. - Okay."
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"I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant..."
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"Roughly translated, that means, um:"
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"Well, so, um, are you seeing anyone?"
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"How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?"
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"- Really? The scientist guy? - Really? Chandler?"
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"And, and, and, and..."
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"...you can imagine how happy I am."
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"Unless I don't."
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"- No right, no wrong? - You have to tell David."
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"So Oklahoma's a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner State."
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"Frankly, I'd sooner be in any other state."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, he came up."
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"When I left, I said, "I'll see you soon.""
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"So what? He's smart. He's qualified."
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"It's just such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family."
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"Why are we doing this?"
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"Monica says that her maître d' is the funniest guy she's ever met."
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"- Seriously? She actually said that? - Yes. Am I crazy to be this upset?"
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"No, no, it's not that."
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"I'm sorry. I don't mean that. I want you to be happy."
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"But, David, I just want you to know that, you know..."
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"In New York, it's..."
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"Sandy was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée..."
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"And I'm fine never having heard it."
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"- It's not like I'm attracted to Jeffrey. - So what?"
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"- I can't believe he's that upset about this. - You have to do some damage control."
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"If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would've brought more pizza."
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"Yeah."
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"The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye?"
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"No, no, no. It's not as bad as it looks."
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"Oh, uh, we just, uh, happen to wear the same shade."
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"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"The whimsical characters are just for us."
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"I would never force you to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with."
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"Thank you."
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"I am learning so much from you."
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"- ...I liked you the best. - Oh, damn you, Geller."
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"Although, if you don't mind telling me..."
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"Please?"
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"Why? I don't know."
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"Maybe because of my father?"
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"Mm."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"I love my new job!"
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"- Honey, you're screaming. - You bet your ass I am."
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"I just had the best first day ever."
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"The kitchen? Twice as big as Allessandro's."
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"- Oh, that's great. - Yeah."
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"And clean? Not just Health Department-clean, Monica-clean."
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"Awesome."
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"Oh, and the people are so nice."
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"There's this one guy, Jeffrey, he's the maître d'."
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"Chandler, you will love him."
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"- This is nice. - I know."
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"- You need both hands for that? - Yeah, I kind of do."
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"Well, how's this?"
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"Oh, look at you two holding hands."
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"Is this getting serious?"
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"Well, I, you know..."
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"Have you not talked about it yet?"
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"Am I making you uncomfortable?"
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"If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh?"
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"I'm sorry, heh."
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"It's obviously way too early for us to be having that conversation."
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"- Is it? - Maybe not. Is it?"
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"Okay, when I got divorced..."
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"...I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time."
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"Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you."
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"And this may be crazy-soon, but I want you to have this."
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"- No, not... That's gum. - Oh."
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"Oh, five bucks. I love it when that happens, you know?"
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"- You don't know it's there... - I know. Keep digging."
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"Oh. It's a key."
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"To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars."
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"- It's to my apartment. - Oh, wow."
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"Ooh. Big step for Phoebe and Mike."
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"Look, I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key..."
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"Yeah."
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"Wow. I was starting to think I'd never meet someone that..."
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"...you know, I wanted to do this with."
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"Here you go."
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"- This is cool, huh? - It really is."
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"Oh, I know it. It is amazing. These little things open doors."
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"So I don't go back to work for another four weeks..."
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"...but we would like our nanny to start right away..."
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"...so that Emma could get a chance to know her."
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"I think that's really smart."
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"That's great. Great."
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"All right. Well, thank you so much for coming."
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"- Thank you. - It was really nice to meet you."
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"- We will call you. - Oh, you know, wait."
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"- I do have one question. - Yeah."
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"Boy, we, uh, hadn't really thought of that."
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"That's cool. But if you do, I'm gonna need three days' notice."
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"Okey-dokey."
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"Wow. We're never gonna find a nanny."
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"Come on, Rach. We will. I promise. We have more interviews."
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"And worse comes to worst, we can always reconsider the, uh, first one we met with."
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"- What, the blond with no bra? - She was blond?"
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"Just a sec."
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"She's got a degree in Early Childhood Education."
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"Uh, she worked for her last family for three years."
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"Okay."
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"Hi. I'm Sandy."
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"And she's a little mannish."
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"- Ah! Oh, my God. David. - Hi."
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"- Uh, is this a bad time? - No, it's a great time. Come in."
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"Wow. Hi."
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"Oh, my gosh. What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?"
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"Well, just for a couple of days."
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"...why it's a positive thing that we've spent all their money..."
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"...and, uh, accomplished, uh, nothing."
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