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Clips from Silicon Valley - Maleant Data Systems Solutions (S03E03)

"So, at least for today, I'm voting no."
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"We will be reconvening tomorrow."
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"I couldn't sit there and watch them do that to you."
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"I just hope I don't end up fired over this."
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"Well, what you did took incredible guts."
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"And the fact that it probably won't make any difference"
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"to protect the rest of the herd. And it was so moving."
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"Um, it didn't work, the lion, uh, tore into the bison"
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"and then laid waste to the herd, but what courage."
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"Thank you, Jared."
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"You couldn't phone it in."
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"Uh, guys, Gavin Belson is calling me. Again."
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"- What news? - Mm."
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"- Go to the Hooli news website. - Okay."
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"Just wait four seconds, and you can click to skip it."
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"No, it's the kind where you have to watch the whole fucking thing."
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"It's the whole ad kind."
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"I thought we stopped doing those. Goddamn it."
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"Well, regardless, what you'll see once the paid announcement is over,"
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"to acquire a little company called Endframe."
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"I thought you'd want to know. Update those Hooli news alerts."
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"if our ad experience was relevant to you. Be well, Richard."
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"What did he say?"
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"Oh, my God."
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""Gavin Belson announces deal to acquire Endframe,"
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""a middle-out compression platform company, for 250 million dollars.""
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"Even after they shit the bed with Nucleus,"
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"Hooli gets to build our platform and we don't?"
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"No. No... yes, but don't you see?"
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"Gavin, in trying to fuck us, just saved our asses."
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"My gosh. Oh, my gosh, he's right."
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"- He set the-- - The price point."
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"- Yes. - Yes, yes, yes."
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"Yes, thanks to Gavin, Endframe, a middle-out compression platform,"
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"Are we worth 250 million dollars?"
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"There's no way the box makes us worth a fraction of that."
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"Laurie couldn't vote for the platform"
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"Well, Gavin has just done that."
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"I can't wait to see the look on that AAR prick's face"
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"when we come in there and gut him like a--"
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"Rather than incestuously promoting the same faces from within,"
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"It is my honor to personally welcome you all to Hooli."
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"How long did you work at Hooli? The last time?"
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"Seven years."
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"Hey, Gloria. Lynn."
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"Uh, as you may recall, at our board meeting last night,"
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"Jack said that he would get his way, and that, in his words,"
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"I, quote, "couldn't do a goddamn thing about it," end quote."
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"Well, in light of recent activities,"
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"it appears that I could do a goddamn thing about it."
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"And I just did. Jack Barker has been exited."
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"Effective immediately,"
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"you are all at liberty to commence work upon the platform."
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"with Jack not being CEO anymore, am I CEO again?"
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"You are not."
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"Nor are you, Mr. Bachman."
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"I'm sorry, if I'm not CEO, Erlich isn't, Jack isn't,"
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"Officially, and until further notice,"
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"this chair will remain empty."
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"- Really? - Excuse me."
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"Hearing it out loud, the first one seems worse."
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"So give me one reason why I don't fire you right now,"
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"So how are you gonna do that if you fire us?"
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"take a little tip from your chart there,"
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"Little rascals."
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"- Hi. - Dang."
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"and you tell me which ones you like, okay?"
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"- Like data storage devices. - Before I can actualize a box,"
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"Um, I have a lot of work to do right now."
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"What the fuck? Why isn't this working?"
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"Just cause making the box sucks"
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"And it kills fucking gazelles."
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"- 'cause they're pretty quick too. - Or a gazelle."
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"What does that mean, you're good?"
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"Did you want to...?"
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"- How can they just pull out? - Because they shopped our deal"
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"on the whole box thing until we figure out where to go from here."
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"I turned the heat, like, all the way up,"
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"but then they felt weird living here without paying me anything,"
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"I don't think so. Wait, have you?"
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"I mean, I'm going to steal your guys,"
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"All right, take it away."
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"We mated Hooli engineers with Hooli designers in a Hooli kennel."
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"My point is just as not all dogs are as flawed as the bulldog,"
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"not all compression plays are as flawed as Nucleus."
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"with Maleant Data Systems Solutions."
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"so that we would get a better price upfront."
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"Yeah, but Jack, if they have exclusive rights to the algorithm,"
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"That is factually correct."
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"And she can't do a goddamn thing about it now."
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"- What the fuck does he want? - Hello?"
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"It's an ad."
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"He's right. He's right."
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"Gavin set a p--"
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"Welcome, men and ladies of Endframe."
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"you represent fresh blood, new ideas. Everything Nucleus was not."
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"I was here for nine. He was invited to my wedding."
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"- Did they both get fired? - I don't..."
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"Laurie. What are you doing here? Where's Jack?"
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"Okay. Wow."
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"Yeah, uh, uh, I just got to ask, um,"
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"section 14, paragraph two."
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"or that I have four employees that are so stupid"
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"I don't think you're ever going to get your box."
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"What a coincidence, I've also been writing bullshit code for 48 hours,"
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"Cause it's synonymous with speed."
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"Be well, Gavin."
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"No, my question is, uh, who did they go with?"
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"is the approval of Pied Piper's redraft"
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"Actually, I'm sorry. I have an issue with, uh,"
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"because she couldn't assign a dollar value to it."
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"who is going to run Pied Piper then?"
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"This agreement says that you have ten weeks"
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"ceding the entire space. Some are saying this is a show of great weakness."
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"And together, we have over 20 million"
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"but I honestly believe that the platform that Richard wants to build"
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"You drew a rectangle and said if it was an animal, it'd be a box turtle."
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"So I believe we can move straightforward to a vote?"
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"to you and the company and everything."
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"If the box were an animal, what sort of animal would it be?"
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