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Clips from Letterkenny - A Fuss in the Back Bush (S01E01)

Two things. One,

"Two things. One,"

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no one who does meth is a pal of mine for fuck's sake.

"no one who does meth is a pal of mine for fuck's sake."

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Two, what are you talking about?

"Two, what are you talking about?"

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She was ripped off on a cigarette transaction by some fellas from Letterkenny.

"She was ripped off on a cigarette transaction by some fellas from Letterkenny."

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I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

"I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news."

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Hope this serves as some sort of consolation.

"Hope this serves as some sort of consolation."

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Count it if you like.

"Count it if you like."

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She won't stop until she gets what's owed.

"She won't stop until she gets what's owed."

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When Tanis comes back to collect, she won't be short staffed.

"When Tanis comes back to collect, she won't be short staffed."

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(CAR ENGINE STARTS) Fuckin' skids!

"(CAR ENGINE STARTS) Fuckin' skids!"

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(SIGHS) Predictable!

"(SIGHS) Predictable!"

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Predictable!

"Predictable!"

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You fuckin' turned Letterkenny into a war zone.

"You fuckin' turned Letterkenny into a war zone."

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Got us labeled as a meth town, idiot.

"Got us labeled as a meth town, idiot."

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Buckets off. Fuckin' go time.

"Buckets off. Fuckin' go time."

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A little fuck me, fuck you?

"A little fuck me, fuck you?"

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MAN 1: Free fuckin' nose jobs?

"MAN 1: Free fuckin' nose jobs?"

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MAN 2: Let's dance. MAN 1: Hit the d‐floor.

"MAN 2: Let's dance. MAN 1: Hit the d‐floor."

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We do not have, nor will we ever have, a dime for you.

"We do not have, nor will we ever have, a dime for you."

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And you took away our only source of income when you trashed our meth lab!

"And you took away our only source of income when you trashed our meth lab!"

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A dibs is a dibs is a dibs.

"A dibs is a dibs is a dibs."

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Hey! Pipe down, shit head.

"Hey! Pipe down, shit head."

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You don't get it, do you?

"You don't get it, do you?"

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This is about the money.

"This is about the money."

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So, until we get the money, Letterkenny will continue to burn.

"So, until we get the money, Letterkenny will continue to burn."

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How are you now?

"How are you now?"

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Is that...

"Is that..."

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Mmm‐mmm. It would take like two people to fuck an ostrich. Three even...

"Mmm‐mmm. It would take like two people to fuck an ostrich. Three even..."

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It was a sick ostrich.

"It was a sick ostrich."

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If they fucked an ostrich, what else have they fucked?

"If they fucked an ostrich, what else have they fucked?"

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Just the Ginger fucked an ostrich.

"Just the Ginger fucked an ostrich."

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I ask again. If they fucked an ostrich,

"I ask again. If they fucked an ostrich,"

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what else have they fucked?

"what else have they fucked?"

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Okay, speak. Yous got ripped off.

"Okay, speak. Yous got ripped off."

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It's too bad that happened.

"It's too bad that happened."

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And? And it's none of my business.

"And? And it's none of my business."

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Till it was my business.

"Till it was my business."

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Now, we could beat the fuck outta yous right here.

"Now, we could beat the fuck outta yous right here."

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And mark my words, one day, we'll get ya.

"And mark my words, one day, we'll get ya."

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But that doesn't solve our problem here. Dary.

"But that doesn't solve our problem here. Dary."

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It's Daryl.

"It's Daryl."

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That's just something my friends call me sometimes.

"That's just something my friends call me sometimes."

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We gotta put the damage you're doing around Letterkenny to bed.

"We gotta put the damage you're doing around Letterkenny to bed."

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That's 5k. What are you's owed?

"That's 5k. What are you's owed?"

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(SCOFFS) More than that.

"(SCOFFS) More than that."

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We're gonna call it 5k.

"We're gonna call it 5k."

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Is that what we're gonna do? We are.

"Is that what we're gonna do? We are."

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You're gonna take it and leave Letterkenny.

"You're gonna take it and leave Letterkenny."

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And if yous come back for so much as to pump your gas...

"And if yous come back for so much as to pump your gas..."

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When he gives a warning, he don't repeat it.

"When he gives a warning, he don't repeat it."

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We'll get ya.

"We'll get ya."

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Beats fighting an ostrich fucker.

"Beats fighting an ostrich fucker."

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I got to know.

"I got to know."

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This has gotta sting a little bit, right?

"This has gotta sting a little bit, right?"

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(CHUCKLES) I mean, you're short, you're ugly,

"(CHUCKLES) I mean, you're short, you're ugly,"

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Fuckin' A.

"Fuckin' A."

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Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

"Yeah. (CHUCKLES)"

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I mean you are such a tragedy that

"I mean you are such a tragedy that"

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they can...

"they can..."

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Hey! I'm not talking to you.

"Hey! I'm not talking to you."

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You got bloodshot eyes, runny nose, fuckin' greasy hair, scabs everywhere.

"You got bloodshot eyes, runny nose, fuckin' greasy hair, scabs everywhere."

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What is that? What's that, right there?

"What is that? What's that, right there?"

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You see that? Is that cum? Dried cum on your fuckin' zipper?

"You see that? Is that cum? Dried cum on your fuckin' zipper?"

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(TANIS INHALES) Oh, you are pointless.

"(TANIS INHALES) Oh, you are pointless."

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I bet, the second you popped out,

"I bet, the second you popped out,"

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your mom wished she had a sewn up snapper.

"your mom wished she had a sewn up snapper."

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and killed the both of you before you fuckin' rolled out and started fucking up.

"and killed the both of you before you fuckin' rolled out and started fucking up."

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(GROANS) What?

"(GROANS) What?"

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I'll tell you what's gotta sting a little bit. (TANIS SCOFFS)

"I'll tell you what's gotta sting a little bit. (TANIS SCOFFS)"

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RILEY: Well, Who would've 'thunk it. Fuck.

"RILEY: Well, Who would've 'thunk it. Fuck."

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JONESY: Mmm‐hmm.

"JONESY: Mmm‐hmm."

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That was a top tier sucker, Riley.

"That was a top tier sucker, Riley."

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DAN: You too, Jonesy.

"DAN: You too, Jonesy."

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Thanks boys. I'd sucker you guys in your sleep.

"Thanks boys. I'd sucker you guys in your sleep."

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Still... Makes my top three suckers, boys.

"Still... Makes my top three suckers, boys."

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Never claimed to be a lady.

"Never claimed to be a lady."

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Did you stop and smoke a joint for a bit and then jump right back in there?

"Did you stop and smoke a joint for a bit and then jump right back in there?"

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On the house.

"On the house."

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You know, I gotta say,

"You know, I gotta say,"

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I'm looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet around here.

"I'm looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet around here."

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There ain't no reason to get excited, am I right?

"There ain't no reason to get excited, am I right?"

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MAN: All right.

"MAN: All right."

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Look like you're goin' to a formal with that top button done up to 11.

"Look like you're goin' to a formal with that top button done up to 11."

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It appears somebody's been growing marijuana in your back bush.

"It appears somebody's been growing marijuana in your back bush."

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KATY: If the cops come around here, people will talk.

"KATY: If the cops come around here, people will talk."

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TANIS: You know the deal. Personal use only.

"TANIS: You know the deal. Personal use only."

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Dime a dart.

"Dime a dart."

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I've got some photos here. Of the goins' on.

"I've got some photos here. Of the goins' on."

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For being a d‐jen with a drug dealer.

"For being a d‐jen with a drug dealer."

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But that's it, buddy.

"But that's it, buddy."

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You know, I heard that Ginger and Boots used to do that shit.

"You know, I heard that Ginger and Boots used to do that shit."

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My buddy Royze had a bad stint for a while, now that I think about it, buddy.

"My buddy Royze had a bad stint for a while, now that I think about it, buddy."

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Let's do it! Give me one!

"Let's do it! Give me one!"

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If you sell the rest of the cigarettes at a buck a dart,

"If you sell the rest of the cigarettes at a buck a dart,"

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Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

"Yeah, I get it. Yeah."

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Oh, fuck.

"Oh, fuck."

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

"(BOTH EXCLAIMING)"

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Know about the beef?

"Know about the beef?"

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Is this little soiree for us?

"Is this little soiree for us?"

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You should have come. You gave the rookie meth, idiot.

"You should have come. You gave the rookie meth, idiot."

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Yeah, sounds familiar.

"Yeah, sounds familiar."

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Deadly.

"Deadly."

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The Ginger and Boots.

"The Ginger and Boots."

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Allegedly.

"Allegedly."

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Look at you.

"Look at you."

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An A‐1 box shot, you fuckin' barbarian.

"An A‐1 box shot, you fuckin' barbarian."

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(BANGING)

"(BANGING)"

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Don't want people talkin'.

"Don't want people talkin'."

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I'll tell you, if you find yourselves in her way,

"I'll tell you, if you find yourselves in her way,"

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You fuckin' newbies!

"You fuckin' newbies!"

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Let's go!

"Let's go!"

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She's owed money by someone from your town.

"She's owed money by someone from your town."

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Your name's Dary?

"Your name's Dary?"

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That'll do, Tanis.

"That'll do, Tanis."

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Nectar of gods, fellas.

"Nectar of gods, fellas."

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Who the fuck is the toughest guy in here?

"Who the fuck is the toughest guy in here?"

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What's your fucking excuse?

"What's your fucking excuse?"

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(ALL LAUGH) We're all here. So, uh...

"(ALL LAUGH) We're all here. So, uh..."

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and I will hear about it,

"and I will hear about it,"

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we're gonna have a hell of a problem.

"we're gonna have a hell of a problem."

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