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Clips from Family Guy - Hell Comes to Quahog (S05E05)

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Joe, that was our last ball."
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"Don't worry. Mr. Moose will help us out."
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"Hey, guys, look at me. I'm covered in balls."
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"- Just like... - Just like Sharon Stone."
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"Peeing in the radiator Look up there"
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"Here comes a really Angry Russian helicopter"
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"It's all right. We'll just move the party to the skating rink."
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"Well, screw that. You take a bus."
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"Dad, where have you been? I've been waiting for over an hour."
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"- How do I stop? - Use the rubber stoppers on the front."
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"- Boy, you look a lot better from the back. - You jerk!"
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"Oh, hey, baby, you want to go somewhere?"
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"That was awesome!"
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"Oh, my God! That was completely by accident."
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"That was great fun."
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"I look forward to reminiscing about this tomorrow."
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"Dad! Wait! You forgot me again!"
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"and then just drove away?"
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"Pepperidge Farm remembers."
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"Maybe this whole thing just disappears."
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"Just over to Tom's house."
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"Really? Then would you mind explaining that?"
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"You know, Peter, maybe Meg having her own car isn't such a bad idea."
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"Look at all these Hummers."
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"What kind of jerk would drive one of those?"
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"and I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving!"
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"Dude, those animals are so fucking funny,"
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"they make me want to merge without looking!"
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"Hi, there, can I help you folks?"
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"Excellent gas mileage, air bags and AM-FM cassette."
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"- I love it! Dad, this is the car. - Hang on a second, Meg."
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"Now, about that sedan..."
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"Hang on there, slick. Now I see your game."
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"but then you dangle this tank in front of me"
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"Now, I demand you tell me more about this tank."
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"from short-range missile attacks."
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"- Did I mention the tank is a tank? - Sold."
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"Okay, Lois, you can open your eyes."
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"Hey, Peter, can you blow that towel rack down here?"
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"This half of the apartment is mine,"
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"But, Tim, I'm rooted the ground."
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"My God, it's hot. Brian, did you turn off the air conditioner?"
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"Your Earth's bitch."
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"just like basic cable."
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"Oh, great, it's here. That mirror I bought on eBay."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Joe, my God, what happened?"
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"Look at you. You look like a half-empty toothpaste."
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"Tell the other bears what you just saw."
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"Well, I don't care"
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"Hey, Meg, I'll pay you a dollar a day to smell my sneakers."
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"You know, I read that they're opening a Superstore USA across town."
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"Hey, I'm just trying to be ethical."
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"Doggie!"
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"Doggie!"
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"- I like doggie! - Too hard."
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"Welcome to the Superstore family, Meg. Glad to have you."
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"That megastore is a big, evil corporation"
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"that means nothing but trouble for this town."
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"so management has decided to close down."
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"Okay, find the Easter egg."
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"Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg!"
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"Meg."
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"I'm not gonna sit here and take this."
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"At the top of the news, Quahog is suffering its worst heat wave in a century."
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"It's coming down the line Strong as it can be"
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"Superstore USA has their own paper route."
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"You know, instead of sitting around complaining,"
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"That's a great idea, Brian."
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"Dad, what the hell are you doing?"
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"We got a message for you. "We're here. We're queer. Get used to it. ""
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"All right, who the hell is in charge..."
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"that I'm standing on a mountain top with the wind blowing through my hair!"
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"What would a guy like me have to do to be part of this magical world?"
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"What? Are you out of your mind?"
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"God, I wish the power would come back on."
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"How could you sell out like that?"
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"Dad, I need you to... Dad, what are you doing?"
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"Meg. Meg, look. Meg, look. I am so freaking good at coloring."
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"Dad?"
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"Oh, God, it's so hot."
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"Brian, spit on me."
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"Joanie, it's me."
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"Yes, I will."
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"- Joanie? - Yeah?"
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"Aisle four."
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"But that's my dad."
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"so I'm not going to fire you."
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"So you got a tank, big whoop. Want to fight about it?"
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"Dad, you were about to say something in the store."
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"You love me, and you know it."
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"Hey, hey, mouth, young lady."
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"Well, you think you'll look for another job, Meg?"
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"Meg!"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"It has been a red dawn."
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"Grab some wood there, bub. Daddy and his friends have been drinking,"
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"to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge."
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"- I ordered a pizza. I hope that's okay. - Sure, I love pizza."
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"Yeah, this is really working out."
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"She's gone. We can finally be together."
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"We'll find a way. We'll find a way."
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"Morning, civilians. General Griffin reporting for breakfast."
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"Relax, Meg. It's not the worst thing I've ever done."
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"Oh, man, this is the worst thing to happen to this town"
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"We're gonna turn it on"
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"Through the courtesy Of the Electric Company"
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"Come on, do math."
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"I don't have herpes. I just needed to know that you'd stay."
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"Well, I'm glad that Superstore USA is gone."
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"He's a family guy"
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"Played some poker, had some brewskis. You know."
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"Dude, this car kicks ass,"
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"- And they cost me my job. - Mine, too."
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"And don't pick the obvious one."
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"and that, sir, is an idiot."
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"In other news, Quahog will be experiencing rolling blackouts"
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"Meg is my least favorite of all your children."
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