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Clips from The Office - New Girl (S01E01)

"- Never mind. - See you later."
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"Basically, there's a correct way and an incorrect way to lift stuff, all right?"
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"This is the incorrect way."
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"OK? Incorrect."
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"The correct way. Two things to remember."
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"First of all, keep your back nice and straight. Straight back. And then.."
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"Keep your back straight and bend your knees. Right?"
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"Very important."
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"That's the correct way. Do you want to try that with me?"
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"I'm fine."
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"Well, I'm supposed to witness you do it so I can tick the box."
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"So, just do it with me a couple of times."
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"Right. So nice straight back, bend your knees..."
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"Down again. Same on the way down as on the way up."
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"Down again."
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"Nice straight back. That's it."
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"That's it. Great."
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"One more time. That's it. So have you got that?"
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"I'll practise it at home."
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"Excellent. Good. Well done."
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"If theres' any questions you want to ask"
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"or you know, if you want to talk about anything at all..."
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"I know you've um..."
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"- You slept with Jeff. - Are we done then?"
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"- You know, you made a mistake. That's fine. - No I haven't made a mistake."
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"I'm just checking whether you're gonna be sleeping with him again or spreading it around..."
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"Right. Bye."
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"Good."
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"Yeah."
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"Excellent pupil. Fast learner."
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"She won't be spilling any fluids or lifting things incorrectly."
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"''A'' I'm going to give her."
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"''A.''"
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"Hi, Gareth. Quick question mate. I've got these invoices to file and I don't know..."
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"- Don't know. - Excellent. Thanks."
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"(GARETH) It's not as if she's your daughter or anything like that."
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"No, but that's not the point. It's the principle. It was about respect."
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"Showing a bit of respect."
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"And while she's under my roof, she will obey my laws. So..."
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"Show them respect by being the law."
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"She's legal though. When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking,"
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"- when girls are 16, they're... - Gareth."
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"- You heard that one then. - Well..."
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"It's a free country. I can't do anything about it, so.."
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"- I won't look on him favourably. Let's put it that way - Or her. Or her. It could be a girl."
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"I think I'd know if a woman living under my roof"
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"liked to roll around with other women."
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"Yup. Most probably."
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"Spoke to you at five, get the call at six from the lads,"
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"drinks at eight in the Chasers."
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"- Spare bird going. - Not for long!"
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"So I get there, she's aged 19. Ferrari chassis,"
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"fantastic-sized shelves, and legs up to her arse."
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"Muchos tequilas later, I'm in a cab with her."
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"Not only that, but me mate's bird wants to get a lift with me and this nympho."
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"- Finchy! - So there I am, back of the cab,"
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"both of them with their laughing gear round the old single barrel pump-action yogurt rifle."
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"His knob."
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"Got back to mine, two hours sleep, yeah?"
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"Today, I bump into the mate whose bird I've done..."
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"sold him two ton of high white."
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"I'd have said that to him."
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"I shit you not. I'm seeing both of them tomorrow night."
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"Are you coming, jobless?"
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"Yeah. If only for the conversation."
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"Pot Noodle and a wank!"
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"Obvliously, Finchy's a sophisticated guy,"
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"and uh.. Gareth's a culture vulture,"
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"So, you know, will it be opera, ballet? I don't know."
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"I know the RSC's in town, so..."
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"it's a Hooch for a pound and Wonderbras get in free night, so..."
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"(DANCE MUSIC: ''OUT OF YOUR MIND'' BY THE TRUESTEPPERS)"
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"Chris Finch, good to meet you. This is a very good friend of mine Sir David Brent."
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"Joking. The only knighthood he's got's a condom."
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"Night-hood."
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"- Condom. - I'm saying the joke worked."
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"Condoms come in all different flavours now, don't they?"
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"Like strawberry and curry and that. Do you like curry?"
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"What are your names?"
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"I'm Lorna. This is Lindsey and Heather."
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"Pleased to meet you. Nice to meet you."
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"And very nice to meet you."
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"Nice to meet all of you. Anyone's fine."
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"(MUSIC: ''SPINNING AROUND'' BY KYLIE MINOGUE)"
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"Nice shirt."
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"Cheers. Ciro Citterio."
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"While you're down there, love."
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"- You not heard that before? - Yeah."
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"Christ, that'll do."
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"If you're looking for a seat love, you can sit on my face!"
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"Not her. Please. She's staying with me. Her dad'll kill me."
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"- Leave it. - You lucky bastard."
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"Hey, do you want something hard?"
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"Don't. Do it to other girls. That's fine. Please, just..."
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"(GARETH) Yea we go there every Wednesday night, and It's a fun place,"
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"but it's full of loose women."
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"And my only problem with that is venereal disease,"
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"which is disabilitating."
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"And it's irresponsible to the rest of your unit as well, all right?"
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"You've been under attack for days,"
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"there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in."
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"''Oh Mark Paxton, sir. He's got knob rot off some tart.''"
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"Coming through."
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"R-aargh!"
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"Don't worry. I haven't got any balls."
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"What am I drinking?"
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"- Lager? - Pint thereof."
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"They're coming up to me one at a time and they're going,"
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"''Oh, Will we be made redundantee, David?''"
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"And I'm going, ''No. Over my dead body.''"
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"Because, well, they bend over backwards for me,"
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"you know, and not because they're scared of me,"
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"but because they love me and I love them. You know?"
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"And you're going to love me as well, not because of what I am, not anything sexual..."
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"- Hey, David. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Hey, what bike you got?"
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"- A Matchless 5OO. - Is that a Harley Davidson?"
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"- I love all that. - Leave it."
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"(TIM) Slough's nightlife is incredible."
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"It's got two nightclubs, Chasers"
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