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Clips from Veep - Chicklet (S06E06)

"Oh, my God."
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"Is he joking?"
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"I mean, I can't write"
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"multiple letters of recommendation"
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"to some grammar school."
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"Mike, give me the letter."
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"- And... and what is his son's name? - Prescott."
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"Prescott. Who does he think he's trying to kid? Okay."
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"Anyway, use this letter that Mike wrote."
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"Mike, would you mind fixing this all up?"
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"It's for the library, though. You know that, right?"
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"Sure. You want me to take out"
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"that I worked for you diligently for 20 years?"
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"Diligently? I... I'm not sure I concur with that."
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"He can't afford private school to begin with."
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"That's what I told him."
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"It's like she doesn't hear me or even see me."
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"And anytime she does, all she cares about is tearing me down,"
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"and it's like she's trying to ruin everything."
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"Okay, Catherine,"
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"I know I'm not supposed to interrupt you,"
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"but do you realize these are the same complaints"
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"you've had for 15 years?"
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"Yeah, but they're not exactly the same."
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"Okay, Catherine, sit up. You're slouching."
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"What's happening with my wax statue?"
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"on the replica of the Truman Balcony."
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"- And safe. - And you are encased in glass"
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"from the front and the back..."
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"- Oh. - That's the spirit."
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"See, when people get near this,"
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"Right?"
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"- You all right? - Dominoes."
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"You would be donating all of your papers, gifts,"
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"has had a goddamn library, okay?"
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"American University, it's like American Univer-shit."
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"National Volunteer Week."
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"Get this T-shirt off of me."
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"why don't you make it out to cash?"
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"I'll just leave it blank."
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"to see my two favorite daughters."
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"Right. Darn."
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"and that I was unrelatable."
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"- Good. - Can I see?"
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"Yeah, sure, sure."
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"You just signed away all responsibility."
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"I've never done this before."
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"- Oh! - You mean masturbate?"
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"but I'm donating the rest of your suits"
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"Okay. Yeah, no, 7:30 works."
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"Yeah, get him a Sprite."
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"I'm on the board of Biogenzidine."
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"'cause he tried to pull her wig off."
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"Her mother and I didn't want her to see the body"
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"- Really? - And once, I hit a deer,"
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"This was Chicklet's old house."
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"See?"
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"Move!"
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"- Ma'am. - Just leave him."
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"when the 45-foot-wide patty caught fire."
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"Well, that's all the time we have."
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"We'll see you in the tomorrow."
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"Hey, so, Danny, before I have a morning bagel,"
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"who makes educational materials for preschoolers."
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"That worked and I felt good about myself."
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"- Ugh, fine. - Okay, thanks, babe."
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"Mike and I were at Mee-Maw's last night"
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"But wasn't Mee-Maw living in Palm Beach when you were born?"
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"Well, Catherine, is there any parade that you cannot rain on?"
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"Well, he is asking one favor, though."
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"Apparently, he is having trouble"
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"getting his son into the Harper Day School,"
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"And what is that on your sweater?"
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"- Oh! - So, it's very, very high up."
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"Thank God you're not trying to do me all the time."
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"Ma'am, it's normal"
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"Ma'am, can you believe the sun is up?"
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"then why does it have to go through the Andrew H. Meyer Trust?"
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"I don't know what your problem is,"
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"She's gonna get into the school anyway."
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"- No, I... - Ma'am?"
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"about a hard date for the debt ceiling."
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"Still, it's better than standing next to Gerald Ford."
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"- Why do shoes cost so much money?! - He wasn't so perfect!"
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"Jonah."
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"Or we could trade places, and you could be in charge"
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"Wow, I can't believe I'm gonna be a father!"
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"And finally, an attempt to break the record"
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"- Thank you. - No, we're not gonna have any Sprite."
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"is meeting with House leadership"
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"There's a lot there. I got a lot of pictures to show you."
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"So, what do you want for breakfast, Mike?"
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"You know that every president since FDR"
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"my goddamn press secretary."
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"Since I was 13."
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"- Why do I always wait so long to pee? - Oh, my God."
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"Oh, so, then how... how did his body get back?"
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"Let's go, Gary."
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"Well, my family in Iowa was pretty religious."
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"Ma'am."
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"It's very striking and stately."
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"- Yeah. - Domestic terrorism."
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"It's just so happy and wonderful!"
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"Not crazy, okay?"
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"'Himbo' Egan Dan-ies affair with NewsMILF, McCabe.""
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"Just for tax purposes,"
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"Listen, I have a thought... I wanna make sure"
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"that when you talk about Daylight Savings Time,"
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"What are you, a monster?"
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"- That's how we make our money. - Processing fees."
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"There's my horse, Chicklet."
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"I did. You're bowing next to President Lu."
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"like microwaves or laughter."
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"to a charity for rescued circus giraffes."
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"Gary, can I get a Sprite?"
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"She was the one pounding on the door the night he died, remember?"
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"Ma'am, a lot of this stuff"
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"Damn fine lady. Mm."
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"Your mother wasn't gonna bail him out anymore."
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"Okay, okay."
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