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Clips from Veep - Chicklet (S06E06)

"Smart and handsome."
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"- Okay. - Voters hate that."
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"Okay, guys, will you just give us eight to 10 minutes or so?"
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"If I vote no, can I turn your drylands into wetlands?"
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"I think you're gonna be really surprised."
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"and... oh, the stable got wrecked, by the way."
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"- What? - How did the stable get wrecked?"
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"- Ooh, I am so excited that he's excited. - Yes."
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"so Mr. Tanz would love a letter of recommendation"
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"It's beautifully written, too, by the way."
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"No, no. It'll just take a moment."
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"- Look, are you okay with this? - Yeah."
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"- She's Asian. - Sure."
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"I think that things have changed."
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"It's just, like, a woman's face with sunglasses on."
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"Let's stop for today."
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"- It's very safe. - um, all around."
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"So, people were trying to have sex with my statue."
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"- they just wanna do it. - Oh, yeah."
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"Ma'am, American University is a fine institution."
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"American University sounds like a made-up college in Egypt."
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"Okay? I don't want my library there."
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"Well, technically, it wouldn't even be a library."
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"- What? - It won't be a library, ma'am."
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"No, I heard her. You understand that, Amy,"
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"that even Richard has trouble understanding you?"
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"and ephemera to them, to their library."
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"Well, of course the dresses. I think..."
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"Even that sanctimonious fraud Carter had a library."
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"Hey!"
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"Thank you. Thank you!"
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"I just wanna say that I am so proud to be here"
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"- as a part of... - National Volunteer Week."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Super. Great!"
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"How about that? How about that?"
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"I also do wallpaper."
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"Thank you guys so much. It's been so much fun."
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"I love this T-shirt, too."
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"Bye-bye! Thank you! Thank you."
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"I look like I'm trying out for "The Price is Right.""
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"Although, with my luck, I'd be then crippled for life,"
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"sitting in a wheelchair in my reading room with my name on the thing."
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"They haven't agreed to putting your name on anything, ma'am."
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"- What? - They said they haven't agreed"
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"to putting your name on anything, ma'am."
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"That food was just disgusting. Why did we even go there?"
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"Do you want me to get you anything else?"
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"You didn't eat anything."
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"Oh, God, I hate every food ever,"
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"- Have you tried ice cream? - Ugh."
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"You know what, I was gonna wait until afternoon tea,"
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"They have unveiled your wax figure at Madame Tussauds!"
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"- Oh, is that the fun part? - Check that out."
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"What?! They have me next to Gerald Ford?"
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"Is this the Hall of Half-Term Wonders?"
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"I thought that was Craig T. Nelson."
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"God, can nothing go right for me, ever?!"
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"What can I do? What can I do? I will fix it."
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"Why do they even have a wax figure of Ford?"
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"Get them to move me next to... to Lincoln or to Mao"
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"- or some other game-changing icon! - Aw, yes."
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"That's what I am. Don't make that noise!"
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"Just do it before I melt down that whole collection"
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"and use it to wax"
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"Madame Tussauds' big, fat, nasty snatch!"
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"Oh, God, no."
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"My pantyhose go up so high."
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"I went through it with my father."
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"He was unbearable."
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"that depressed your dad."
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"And anyway, I'm not depressed."
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"I just feel like I'm a thick, dark fog"
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"and what's the point of anything anyway?"
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"it's not because I'm not sleeping, okay?"
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"Okay, look at me, Mike, all right?"
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"- You know, Mom... - What?"
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"therapists can help with all kinds of problems"
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"that aren't necessarily mental illness."
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"Well, what you really needed was a dermatologist."
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"about Catherine and me moving into Mee-Maw's after the baby is born?"
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"Okay, Marjorie, that's, like, 14 things"
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"that I can't, you know..."
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"- So... - You know, Dr. Diane thinks"
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"that it would be really great if you could come in,"
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"that it could really open up and facilitate"
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"good communication between the two of us."
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"Okay, well, Dr. Diane is an asshole, okay?"
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"I'll tell you what else, I'm not gonna carry that. I'm not carrying that either."
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"Oh, Richard, can Catherine and I speak with you for a moment?"
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"Well, you're the boss."
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"Well, my father and I both hate eating butterscotch,"
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"but love to say it."
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"Butterscotch."
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"Sorry, why do you ask?"
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, fuck!"
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""Wethinks Danny Boy Toy doth protest too much."
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"All right, you know what? Fuck that."
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"Hey, this isn't a library!"
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"- Print is dead. - You wanna buy some gum?"
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"But if the check is for the Rare Bird Conservancy,"
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"That's a good catch, little Cat."
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"Um, you know what?"
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"That's easy, hmm?"
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"It's not your drop-by day."
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"I couldn't wait another moment"
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"Where did little Madge disappear to, anyway?"
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"Morning, ma'am. Hey, we really need to..."
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"I will wait in the living room."
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"You're not giving any money to the Music Man here, are you, sweetie?"
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"Have you no shame?"
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"- And, Mom. - What?"
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"- Here is your monthly allowance. - Okay."
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"And what chores do you do around the house to deserve that?"
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"I bid you both adieu."
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"- Flattering skirt. - Shut up."
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"Hey, Mike, sorry. I gotta get running."
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"But your investment is doing well."
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"I've never gotten a statement."
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