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Clips from Veep - Chicklet (S06E06)

"No, they don't want the dresses!"
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"Yeah, really important."
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"God Almighty, I wish I'd been assassinated in office."
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"No, don't say that!"
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"from everywhere."
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"but I have got a fun surprise for ya."
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"- I don't know. - The real one was made of wood."
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"to experience a temporary depression after a heart attack."
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"Trust me, Amy, it was not the heart attack"
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"and everyone disappoints me and nothing works out,"
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"And before you ask,"
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"'Cause I'm getting 14 hours of sleep a night."
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"Hey, ma'am, if you ever wanna talk to a therapist,"
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"I got a great gal."
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"Wendy and I went to see her when things were rocky."
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"Both of them went to town on me. It was brutal."
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"I cried so hard, I threw up, but it was the best thing I've ever done."
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"I mean, my woman is amazing."
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"You're in therapy? Since when?"
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"Ma'am, have you done any more thinking"
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"Richard, are there any hereditary issues that run in your family?"
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"Oh, no, it's a graveyard that sells gum."
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"No, I get all my gum on Amazon."
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"What?"
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"You asked her to wait by your street meter in case it ran out."
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"I show assholes the door."
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"Well, regardless,"
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"The flagrant self-interest!"
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"You know, during my first win for Congress,"
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"But what was he doing?"
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"He was fucking Louise Kellog for me,"
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"'Cause that's what he does, see?"
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"Everybody said I was gonna lose,"
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"and people were saying I was cold"
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"and daughter, Shawnee."
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"I'm the daughter. Gross."
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"Wait, isn't that bad?"
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"More crime means more for-profit prisons."
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"if you hadn't been losing a battle of wits with a meatball."
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"Impressive."
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"- I don't like that. - Just go."
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"Everything that I have been through in my entire life"
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"I remember he said, "Squirrel, you're an intense little girl,"
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"- Aw, he called you "Squirrel." - Mother up and sold her."
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"Daddy changed that stable into his office."
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"Like father, like daughter."
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"- Oof. - We don't have to talk about this stuff"
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"In 10 years, we'll be taking vacations together."
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"- I'd go to Sandals. - I hope the book's done by then."
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"You guys having a party... party by the fire?"
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"- Get off of me! - Right."
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"- And do you have sausage patties? - What is this, Yonkers?"
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"- Just go and get sausage patties. - Right, sure."
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"- Oh, yeah. - High school years."
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"- Morning! - Morning."
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"and get something called sausage patties."
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"Look at the guy. He's like..."
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"We still don't eat meat, Mom, and we're on our way out."
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"a letter of recommendation to the Harper Day School?"
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"You just go in the room and..."
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"Uh, I've never shook the devil's hand."
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"- It doesn't hurt. Wait, really? - No, but how is that possible?"
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"How many of these do I need to fill up?"
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"- Hi. - Hey. Hi."
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"No, I have to get going."
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"with less kissing."
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"- What? - Just... this is the first time"
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"that that's happened since the treatment, since the cancer,"
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"- What? - Ms. Tanz."
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"Okay, I had the president's wax figure"
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"I have to see this."
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"I tried, but it's just..."
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"- Cuba? - Hey, green tea with a hint of rosemary."
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"I have the most amazing snow globe collection."
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"Oh, the... right."
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"Oh, no. Actually, he brought me back an ashtray from Cuba."
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"So, your dad was away a lot."
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"so I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to him."
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"are a little irregular, like the Cuba trips..."
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"No."
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"So, put that in your stupid book!"
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"- just like you! - Ma'am?"
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"Oh. Nay."
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"I'm sorry I ruined the good vibe."
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"It would be uncharted territory for me."
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"Digging my way through the ancient ruins,"
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"hoping my face doesn't melt when I open her up."
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"I'm sure if I saw it, I would... that would all make sense to me."
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"- Amy. - What are you doing here?"
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"- I said I would call you back. - You also said you'd fix it, Amy."
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"You know what she's also doing?"
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"They have her gesturing like this."
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"And people are resting their..."
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"Not just the beans. Also, the franks."
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"That's disgusting."
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"That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
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"don't have sex with Jane McCabe,"
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"for being a jizz sock for Times Square tourists"
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"Jane McCabe? Wow!"
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"What? No. Of course not."
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"- But you knew that, right? - Mm-hmm."
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"She was built, my God."
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"Wait, uh, what?"
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"Yeah, she had to go to the loony bin after that."
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"What? No, no, no, no."
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"- and Daddy took the blame for it. - Mmm."
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"Yeah, this is it."
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"- Okay. - God damn him!"
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"Yeah, you pay him, you bitch!"
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"- I wish I had peed first. - Come on!"
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"Ma'am."
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"- Are you all right? - Sure."
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"This is the book."
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"This is the story of the gifted girl"
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"And you're gonna write it!"
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"for cooking the world's largest hamburger"
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"- Bye, now. - Bye."
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"And we are clear."
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"- Jane, perfect as always. - Oh, please."
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"Page six."
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