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Clips from South Park - Mecha-Streisand (S01E01)

"I don't care, you can have the stupid arrowhead."
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"Now get out of my house. I hope you feel really good about yourself."
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"Oh, my God, it is you! I am such a huge fan, Miss Streisand!"
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"- You threw it away, fatso! - Let me see."
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"I was, like, "Dude, I found this triangle.""
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"Goddamn it, give me my triangle!"
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"- Why don't we go get it? - A cop showed up."
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"Look out, children!"
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"Finally, a boy from South Park, Colorado..."
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"You're famous and important, but you don't know John Elway?"
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"- Where is the Triangle of Zinthar now? - Triangle of Zinthar?"
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"After centuries of waiting, I finally have the Triangle of Zinthar!"
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"Oh, my God, help me!"
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"Well, I'll be a teenage girl at an Aerosmith concert."
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"- Goddamn it, tell her! I wanna go home. - Maybe this will help jar your memory."
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"Screw you, thief!"
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"Except for that last one, he's a bit tubby."
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"You know what? Never mind. I don't need to know all this."
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"She's a calculating, egotistical bitch."
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"At 5, she wanted to be a singer."
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"And I will be the biggest, most famous person ever!"
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"I found it first."
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"Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight?"
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"- You know who I am, don't you? - Well, you ain't Fiona Apple."
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"I'm not talking to you."
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"Tell Kyle he's a goddamn son of a bitch!"
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"Aren't you curious about the insanity Barbra exhibits?"
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"...and become the most threatening thing ever known:"
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"I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it."
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"- Mayor, Barbra Streisand is... - I noticed. Call the National Guard!"
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"- That whole experience sucked. - Yeah, I'm glad it's over."
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"Okay, I'll tell you where the triangle is! It's inside my shoe."
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"Little boy, I understand that you found a neat little triangle near here."
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"The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand!"
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"Nobody should have that kind of power."
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"Boring!"
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"- Put it in the skillet... - Excuse me."
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"Hello, little boy. Do you know who I am?"
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"So?! I'm a very famous and very important individual."
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"I was introducing myself to these charming boys."
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"- I'm Barbra Streisand! - So?"
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"What a bitch!"
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"I can't blow it now that I'm so close. It must be handled carefully."
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"For so long I've waited to find the other triangle."
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"- Are you sure? - He knew about the symbol of Krulak."
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"But by 6, her goal was to rule the universe."
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"Damn it, I gave it to you so you would shut up!"
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"No, don't!"
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"- Children! - Chef!"
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"- I can't break these locks. - Stand back, Chef."
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"But that thing just beat Leonard Maltin and Sidney Poitier."
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"- He did it! - No more Barbra Streisand ever!"
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"Robert Smith, hit her nose! Use robot punch."
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"Robert Smith kicks ass!"
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"I'll find it, don't worry!"
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"My friends were, like, "Dude.""
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"- Come on, I'll roshambo you for it. - Go to hell, Cartman."
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"The diamond! She must be powerless."
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"It's entitled "Mecha Streisand.""
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"- Hooray! - Well, sit back, relax..."
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