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Clips from Friends - The One Where Joey Speaks French (S10E10)

"- Oh, really? - No! Ha, ha."
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"- So is she gonna take the test? - No, she doesn't have to."
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"- I found out who the father is. - Oh, God."
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"- It's Shovely Joe, isn't it'? - No, it's not."
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"How do you know?"
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"Erica didn't pay attention in sex ed. class..."
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"It'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way."
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"Oh, God, what was it? The thing we hardly ever do, or the thing we never do?"
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"The thing we never do."
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"[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]"
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"Uh, I am Régine Phalange."
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"But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part."
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"- Oh, all right, but my French was good? - It was great."
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"Oh, ha, ha, see?"
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"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
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"- So, uh, I guess I'm gonna take oh'. - Okay."
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"Hey, listen, uh, just before you go--"
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"Oh, no problem."
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"And also, you know, I, uh--"
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"Probably not a great idea to go down that road again."
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"It's a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"- Oh, yeah! - You know?"
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"- It was Valentine's Day. - It was your birthday."
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"Well, I guess that's all in the past now."
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"- Not even one more time. - Not even once."
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"-...really bad. - That's what we decided."
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"Yeah, ha, ha, that's right."
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"When two people have a connection, you know, that's--"
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"Just seems like..."
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"...waste."
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"- Ross? - Yes?"
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"Just so you know..."
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"...with us..."
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"...it's never off the table."
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"- Okay, can you really tap-dance? - No."
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"- Archery? - No."
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"You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?"
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"All right, watch me."
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"- Okay, you time me, ready? - Ready, go!"
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"Hi!"
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"- I'm glad you're back. I need your help. - Oh, why, what's up?"
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"We have to leave soon. Her plane comes in in about an hour."
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"...and the woman who's carrying my child, ha, ha?"
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"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
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"Well, welcome to New York City, or should I say:"
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"Hi, um, uh, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green."
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"[GASPS]"
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"That ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"- So, what's new? - Oh, I had a little heart attack."
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"- Did you call your parents? - Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great."
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"Well, we won't know that until we do it, will we?"
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"- I'll see you in the morning. - Mm-hm."
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"Assume from now on that I'm always awake."
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"He probably loves his mommy."
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"No, I was too impatient. So let's try it again."
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"Oh, well, I think I am! Yeah, and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part!"
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"...Jiminy Billy Bob."
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"- Whenever you're ready, Joey. JOEY: Right. Ahem."
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"- Emma's down for the night. - Oh, good."
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"Hey, um, do you remember that one really great time?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"- It's kind of hard, though. You know? - Yeah."
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"- Horseback riding? - Would fall off a lot."
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"Oh, there's always so many people, and they're being corralled like cattle."
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"...New York City."
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"- Uh, did the TV wake you? - No."
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"No!"
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"I was gonna make us some dinner..."
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"No, um, uh, look, um."
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"...but I've never really seen them."
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"- Really, can I hear some of it? - Sure, sure."
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"How could you possibly think that?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"Oh, that is so hot."
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"You really think this man is speaking French?"
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"I just wanna say thank you for coming with me."
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"[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]"
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"- I can totally handle this on my own. - Still, still, let me come for me."
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"- Hey. - Hey, JOEY-"
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"I worked on it myself, and I gotta say, I am pretty good."
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"I have to go before I put your head through a wall."
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"- And this is the baby! PHOEBE: Oh, hi."
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"No."
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"- Hey! - Hey! Welcome back!"
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"Why are you wearing my apron?"
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"Oh, sure. Yeah."
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"Oh, good."
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"Well, there's a chance it's another guy."
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"[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]"
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"- Oh, my God, Rach. - Honey?"
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"I just don't wanna be alone tonight."
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"I'll bet his dad doesn't think so."
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"Right, but you're not--"
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"[ROSS CHUCKLES]"
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"- Okay, it's too hard. I can't teach you. - What are you doing?"
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"No, I'm sure you have a great excuse. What was it, a hair appointment?"
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"I am never having sex with you again!"
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"Come on, you can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?"
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"[IN FRENCH]"
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"Oh, oh, really? Really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either."
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"[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]"
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"- You were right. That was fun. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"...quite what I'm saying."
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"It's really nice to meet you guys. I can't believe I'm here."
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"That actually means something here."
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"- So can we please go in? - Absolutely."
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"Ouchy."
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"No, no. Don't go, I need you! My audition is tomorrow!"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- What? No, no. Hey, hey, look. - What?"
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"- Really? I shouldn't feel guilty? - No-- God, hey."
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"- Sure. - Okay."
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"Okay."
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"[MAN COUNTING IN FRENCH ON RECORDING]"
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"- FYI. - There it is."
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"Dr. Green, are you feeling better?"
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