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Clips from South Park - Cartman Joins NAMBLA (S04E04)

"What children?"
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"All right, members, that's enough of that."
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"Maybe the boys are in here. Boys!"
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"All right, men, here I come! I'm ready to take one for the team!"
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"an idea called freedom."
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"Dude, you have sex with children!"
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"and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but, dude... you."
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"- Kenny. - Yes."
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"Kenny's such a great name."
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"and it sucks all their body fluids out."
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"But I want to hang out with older guys!"
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"Well, I want to announce that I may have found"
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"What the... No, wait!"
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"Winking smiley face."
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"- Get you pregnant again. - Oh, all right."
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"- Do you like having your back rubbed? - Eat me, pervert."
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"Stan, Kyle, just the guys I wanted to see."
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"Wow, you guys really do look a lot like Marlon Brando."
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"Well, seeing as though Kenny passed away, maybe we should name him..."
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"Oh, damn it, I'm in the wrong place!"
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"or look to the left at any time during the ride"
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"but this new baby kind of reminds me of him."
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"Wouldn't you like to have another brother or sister?"
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"I've kind of matured faster than my other friends."
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"All right."
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"What we need is proof that young boys want to be members of NAMBLA,"
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"I've done it, Kevin!"
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"not ride the John Denver."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What is it?"
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"I'm too mature for you guys!"
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"Yes, Patrick."
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"All right!"
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"All right, you're under arrest!"
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"- Damn it! - Hey, we didn't try that room."
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"Kenny! Kenny, I've had enough of your shenanigans!"
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"And now do you still think you need to hang out with older, mature friends?"
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"His name is Timmy."
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"And I'd like to take a minute to hear some testimonials from members."
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"We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that,"
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"God, this must be the 50th time this has happened."
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"- What? - I just gave you AIDS."
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"Let me see, how about this one?"
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"- Mr. Garrison? - Eric!"
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"So I was wondering if you could genetically engineer"
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"Well, sure, I have some friends who want to be mature,"
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"It's all right, Kenny. Come see the miracle of life."
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"Well, that's nice, 'cause you can't go!"
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"Kenny, what the hell are you doing?"
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"- This is NAMBLA, right? - Yes."
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"- Let's go! - Oh, my God. Where's the boys?"
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"- Well, sure, I'm a team player, I guess. - Well, Butters, there is no "I" in team."
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"Just go, Butters. We're running out of time!"
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"- Do you know your rights? - Rights?"
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"I think the boys went in here."
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"Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody"
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"What should we name him?"
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"- Mr. Hammerhead? - Hi, there."
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"- AIDS? - Dude, that's not cool."
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"I've outgrown all my friends,"
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