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Clips from South Park - Cartman Joins NAMBLA (S04E04)

"the John Denver Experience at all times."
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"Do not attempt to stand up"
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"Folks, that's all for today. Thanks for joining the John Denver Experience."
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"Oh, God, my nose! I think I broke my nose!"
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"Come on, Stuart, let's just get you to a bathroom."
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"I'm not gonna make it. I'm gonna be sick!"
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"Gross!"
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"My NAMBLA organisation is having a very important benefit in my honour."
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"They are?"
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"We're gonna have a big, mature party at this hotel,"
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"and I can invite all my mature friends that I want."
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"except for you guys!"
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"We don't wanna go to some stupid adult meeting anyway!"
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"- We don't wanna go! - You can't go!"
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"- We don't wanna go! - No, you can't go!"
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"Yeah, I guess we gotta try to get in that club, too!"
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"You're doing fine, Mrs. McCormick."
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"- I can see its head. - You can?"
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"Oh, my God, it killed Kenny!"
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"Hi, Kenny, what're you doing?"
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"Kenny, what are you going to plunge?"
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"What the hell? Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here?"
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"Well, I guess nowadays they allow any old schmucks into NAMBLA."
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"First and foremost, I want to recognise Eric Cartman"
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"for putting us in touch with all of you pretty young boys!"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you."
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"Now, I know that many of us have already found partners in this fine city."
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"Hey, when're we gonna get to some action, huh?"
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"Goodness! What a gift from God!"
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"We'll get to it very soon, I assure you!"
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"He's a beautiful, bright little boy."
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"And his skin is as soft as fresh linen."
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"That seems kind of weird."
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"Well my skin is spring-time soft, I suppose."
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"He's sexy, sassy and full of spunk."
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"Well, members, I know we're all eager to get acquainted with our new partners."
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"So why don't we turn down the lights and start the dance?"
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"All right, I want these perverted bastards all taken in."
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"- Got it? - Got it!"
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"Fellow NAMBLA members, as the South Park representative..."
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"The North American Man/Boy Love Association?"
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"What? No!"
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"We're the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes!"
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"Crap, we've got the wrong NAMBLA."
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"Don't tell me that that other NAMBLA is actually in South Park!"
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"- You know of them? - Know of them?"
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"We've been fighting with them for years over the rights to NAMBLA.com."
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"before they hurt any South Park children!"
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"And let's kick their asses for stealing our domain name!"
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"It's time for us all to retire to our respective rooms"
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"- Dude, being mature is boring! - Yeah!"
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"Dude, I think these guys mean to have sexual encounters with us!"
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"There's more of them. Quick, hide!"
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"Let's get those perverts!"
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"Kenny, no! Leave me alone!"
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"Kenny?"
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"This time I will not drop the food."
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"- Dude, we're surrounded by perverts! - They're all over the place!"
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"you have to figure out a way to get everybody out!"
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"- Yeah! - That's fine."
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"- I know how to get us out. - How?"
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"So, somebody's just gonna have to go out there"
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"- Well, why me? - Now, are you a team player or not?"
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"You mean to expect me to go out there"
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"and let all those horny old men have their way with my fragile person?"
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"Well, just what team is this, anyway?"
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"All right, then."
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"He's such a dumbass."
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"- I get him first! - Hi, little boy!"
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"Are you all right, Stuart?"
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"I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned,"
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"and been made love to in the ass by three dozen 40-year-old men."
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"We've been after you for a long time, buddy."
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"Does anybody know their rights?"
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"They wanted to live in a place where a group"
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"couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs,"
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"where a person could live the way he chooses to live."
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"People are afraid of us, because they don't understand."
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"And sometimes, it's easier to persecute than to understand."
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"Dude, you have sex with children."
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"- Seriously. - All right, that's enough!"
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"You're all going to be put away for a long time."
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"- Well, Cartman? - Well, what?"
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"Don't you think you owe everyone an apology for bringing NAMBLA here?"
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"- Yeah! - All right, all right, I'm sorry"
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"I almost got you guys all raped. There."
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"Just don't take too long."
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"- Our little angel, yes. - He's so beautiful."
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"Fifty-second."
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"So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"It's Investigative Reports with Bill Curtis fun time game."
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"Don't give Kyle AIDS."
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"I'm Bill Curtis."
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"I need to meet more mature people, Clyde Frog."
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"I'll pick Tony316. Hi, Tony."
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"Yeah, that feels really nice, thanks."
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"- No! - What the hell just happened?"
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"Your mom and I are going out for a few weeks, Kenny. Take care of the baby."
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"Okay, we'll try this again."
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"Nice try, buddy. We monitored your little online chat."
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"Why the hell does the FBI keep arresting all my friends?"
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"Yes, I am!"
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"to showing that sex between a man and a young boy"
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"I've successfully gene spliced this chipmunk"
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"- It's called NAMBLA. - NAMBLA?"
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"we continue to be discriminated against."
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"who are doing nothing more than trying"
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"without permission from your parents."
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"- I'm pregnant, I can't drink. - What?"
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"Well, I can still drink!"
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"Thanks, dude!"
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"honouring you as our new poster child!"
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"invite all your young male friends."
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"the most extreme, insane ride ever built!"
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"Folks, please keep your hands and arms inside"
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"of the John Denver Experience. Have fun."
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"My stomach! My nose!"
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"Wonderful! And how about you, Mr. Harris?"
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"the dream boy of the decade."
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"- What's going on? - All right, sickos,"
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