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Clips from South Park - Cartman Joins NAMBLA (S04E04)

"We were born that way."
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"well, then I guess you'll just have to put us away."
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"No, I guess you guys will blossom into maturity some day."
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"Okay, let's roll!"
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"I know it's been hard on both of us losing poor Kenny,"
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"My little Kenny. A brand new Kenny."
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Okay, Stan, I'm gonna give you a UFO crash landing card!"
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"- Deny it? - Okay, let's see what Bill Curtis says."
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"Hello, I'm Bill Curtis."
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"Many believe that the US government covered it up."
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"I'm gonna give you a jail time card!"
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"- You lose a turn. - Sweet."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna give you AIDS!"
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"Kenny, your dad and I are thinking about having another baby."
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"God damn it! Poor people suck! Your family is already on welfare"
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"Poor people are churning out babies, adding to the overpopulation,"
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"and then expecting me to pay for it with my tax dollars!"
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"You see? God, this is just what I've been talking about."
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"- What? - I've got to start hanging out with friends"
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"that are a little more intelligent and understand politics and stuff."
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"It's just that I'm up on this level up here, and all my friends are down here!"
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"You don't know what you're talking about, fat ass!"
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
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"That's perfect! Hi, everybody!"
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"Wow, look at all these guys that want to be my friend!"
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"You know, the usual stuff."
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"Sounds good. See you then!"
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"Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face."
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"- Hi, are you Tony? - Yeah, you're Eric?"
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"Neato! Having older friends kicks ass!"
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"And all my friends seem so childish now, you know?"
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"Hold it right there, scumbag!"
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"You can't eat, Kenny. We have to save food for the baby."
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"You have to share your room with the baby!"
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"The baby!"
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"Go ahead, we can make love afterwards."
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"Good job, now throw me one."
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"I like to..."
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"This one looks good, "HungDaddy.""
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"Damn, dude, this guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf."
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"Frowney face."
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"- You wanna be my friend? - Crap!"
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"- Nothing, nothing! - All right, scumbag, we got you!"
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"Good thing you guys came."
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"- Now you're coming with us. - No!"
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"See? I told you, dude! Those are dialysis machines."
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"- Man, that's terrible. - I know, huh?"
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"Put your mouth against the glass like this."
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"We're making faces at sick people."
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"No! I mean what the hell are you doing?"
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"Why are all my mature adult friends being mysteriously arrested, huh?"
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"Because you guys are jealous and can't handle the fact"
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"that you're immature, and so you've started"
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"Well, the FBI said I have to hold you here,"
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"so that's what I'm gonna do, Mr. Complainy Pants."
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"Okay."
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"We demand you release these men at once!"
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"- Who are you? - We are NAMBLA,"
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"Political prisoners? No, these are child molesters."
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"Loving young boys has been around since the time of the Romans, pal!"
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"There's nothing wrong with it! We are an organisation dedicated"
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"- Can be a beautiful thing! - Yeah!"
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"I don't know who you are, but these men aren't going anywhere"
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"before I arrest more of you!"
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"All these men wanted was to love a young boy."
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"There is nothing wrong with love!"
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"Why, it's little Eric Cartman."
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"- Doctor Mephisto, I need help. - Of course, come in."
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"You see, unfortunately I have matured faster than all my friends."
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"I want to hang out with older friends, but I can't find any."
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"- Some older friends for me. - Eric, I'm afraid it's not that simple."
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"Genetic engineering has not yet evolved to the state"
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"- Where I can just make people. - Damn it!"
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"Well, I happen to be a member of an organisation that could help you."
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"Yes, I've been a member for several years."
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"I'm sure they'd let you join. You look about right."
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"to start a sexual relationship with a young boy."
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"that they want love from us. We need a poster child"
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"to show the world that it is a beautiful and wonderful thing..."
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"Can we help you?"
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"Yes, I'd like to join your fine organisation. Is that cool?"
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"- You do? - Sure!"
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"Well, Kenny, the doctor confirmed it. I'm pregnant!"
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"You're gonna have a little brother or sister!"
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"Yup, it's for sure."
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"Don't be out too late, Kenny."
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"We need to start moving stuff out of your room!"
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"- Wow, your mom's pregnant, Kenny. - Yeah, now what're you gonna do?"
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"- I got into NAMBLA, and you guys didn't! - What are you talking about, fat ass?"
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"with adult members, and they all think that I'm so mature"
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"they want me to be their new poster child, is all!"
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"Can I help you, young lady?"
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"You want morning-after abortion pills? Well, they're right over there."
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"I'm sorry, young lady, but I can't sell that to you"
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"Well, all righty then, cash or charge?"
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"Well, that's very sweet of you, Kenny. You made my favourite drink for me."
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"- Yeah! - But unfortunately now that"
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"That hits the spot! Makes me forget all about my shattered balls."
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"What? What's the matter?"
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"Why don't you go make me another one of..."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Oh, God, I'm gonna crap my pants!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"My balls!"
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"Eric, we have a surprise for you."
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"We want to have a big dinner and dance"
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"excluding Stan and Kyle, of course."
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"Kenny, don't forget to clean out your room so we can paint it for the baby!"
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"Hey, are you feeling down? You need some excitement."
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"has just opened its newest ride!"
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"You'll be Rocky Mountain high with this,"
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"It was fun."
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"- Open now. - Come on down!"
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"Are you sure you should be going on this thing?"
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"It's all right."
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