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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Seizures Suit Stanny (S10E10)

"You should've killed him before -- when I told you."
American Dad! (2005)
"Just met you then. No developed trust yet."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm so -- I'm so sorry!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, God! What have I done?!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Her organs are being held inside her body by the car."
American Dad! (2005)
"When the car moves, she'll lose them."
American Dad! (2005)
"'Cause that's when my lease is up."
American Dad! (2005)
"I was the one who was texting and driving, not Jeff."
American Dad! (2005)
"I thought admitting that to you was bad parenting,"
American Dad! (2005)
"but this -- this is slightly worse parenting."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hallucinations."
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"I'll pull him out of it."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait. Let's leave it for a while."
American Dad! (2005)
"Thanks for trying to help me, Roger."
American Dad! (2005)
"I guess there's nothing we can do about my performance anxiety."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait -- did you learn nothing from that whole experience?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah -- I crack under pressure."
American Dad! (2005)
"Buddy, you just missed the whole point of my lesson."
American Dad! (2005)
"Huh?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Those jerks at the swim club"
American Dad! (2005)
"you get to come back here to your house with a pool,"
American Dad! (2005)
"and they don't."
American Dad! (2005)
"None of those idiots have their own pool."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why would they?"
American Dad! (2005)
"That place sucks."
American Dad! (2005)
"they're gonna take your pool away from you?"
American Dad! (2005)
"No, I guess they won't."
American Dad! (2005)
"- To a house with a pool. - Oh my God."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I have a pool. - We got a pool, baby."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I take solace in the fact that her life was not lived in vain."
American Dad! (2005)
"I, Stan Smith, solemnly vow to carry myself as she did."
American Dad! (2005)
"With integrity, dignity and grace."
American Dad! (2005)
"Can I bring him out of it now?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Just a little bit longer."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm a customer now, Tom."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sydney ain't going nowhere."
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"to make the float inside my mouth."
American Dad! (2005)
"and learn something about flavor, please."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ohhh, they're coming to me now --"
American Dad! (2005)
"All right, well, don't forget"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"You can't. Oh, my God!"
American Dad! (2005)
"What do you want to see?"
American Dad! (2005)
"What's with the sarcastic slow clap?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I mean, is it me,"
American Dad! (2005)
"if I'm saying something tongue-in-cheek."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ It's a lot like doin' crack ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ rolling on the floor laughing, L.M.A.O. interaction ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"when a parent makes a rule, they have to enforce it,"
American Dad! (2005)
"And so I...had..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah, the public pool -- society's unflushed toilet."
American Dad! (2005)
"Only two types of people wear speedos to the public pool --"
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"You didn't have a seizure when you crashed."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hmm. I can do better."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ooh!"
American Dad! (2005)
"We'll call if there's any change in Jeff's condition."
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"Please. I get it."
American Dad! (2005)
"We don't even have a bathroom."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley! I'm -- I'm --"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, this is all my fault!"
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"You think if they did, they'd go to a place like that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sydney, you don't work here anymore."
American Dad! (2005)
"in front of these savages, you've got nerves of steel."
American Dad! (2005)
"By the way, I didn't really understand your text."
American Dad! (2005)
"and just write it all down when we get home."
American Dad! (2005)
"no matter how stupid they realize it is."
American Dad! (2005)
"or are kids just getting dumber?"
American Dad! (2005)
"We're also stealing chlorine,"
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"It's all about making your elbow look like a butt right now."
American Dad! (2005)
"really put things into perspective for me."
American Dad! (2005)
"Cellular range, walkie-talkie convenience."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan! I have zero bars!"
American Dad! (2005)
"but that was already gonna happen."
American Dad! (2005)
"We got a major burn at register 8."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"I really need both hands free"
American Dad! (2005)
"can make fun of you all they want,"
American Dad! (2005)
"were you shaking all over?"
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"Okay, then..."
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"And no texting at the dinner table."
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"And at school."
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"Yeah, there's no way Francine lets that fly, Stan."
American Dad! (2005)
"That narrows it down."
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"That was real, you guys."
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"♪ A.S.A.P. O.M.G. ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"I remember I had just said to myself,"
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"And...you want more."
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"Okay, I got you a day pass."
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""Seizure," my ass."
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"she'll never listen to me again."
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"Yes, but I'm angry at him"
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"I'm gonna up your medication as a precaution."
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"Down here, bro."
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"Aah!"
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"Noooooooooo!"
American Dad! (2005)
"What's going on?"
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"And you think that if you flunk some Biology test at school,"
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"great athletes and perverts."
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"Which one are you?"
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