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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Seizures Suit Stanny (S10E10)

"The important thing is that we stop these seizures, right, dad?"
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"Absolutely, sweetheart."
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"Okay, let's forget for a second that you're taking"
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"some insane medication that you don't need."
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"to prove your point to Hayley that texting and driving is bad."
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"And what happens when she finds out you've been texting?"
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"Not gonna happen, because I am done with all that."
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"Just let me send this last one."
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"Send."
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"Ah! Damn autocorrect."
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"It changed "Doc gave me meds" to "Dog gave me AIDS.""
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"Let me juuuust...send."
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"Damn it! "Dong gave me AIDS.""
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"Let me juuuust..."
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"It appears vaudeville is alive and well in cyberspace."
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"My penis feels weird in this, Roger --"
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"like everyone can see it."
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"Shape and size are coming through with perfect clarity."
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"and show these jerks you've got ice in your veins."
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"Everybody, look at this dipshit!"
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"What's the matter, kid?"
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"God, that's good stuff."
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"Shake it off, iceman!"
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"An athlete or a pervert?"
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"Gregory! What are you doing over there by the jets?!"
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"I don't care if it fits! You pull it out of that jet!"
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"Gregory!"
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"Damn medication."
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"I'm back from my trip, Mr. S."
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"The hair is just a little side effect"
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"Which reminds me..."
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"Wow. Empty already."
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"That's not how it works, goofball."
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"You need a refill."
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"I drove over 40 miles on my business trip,"
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"and that's gonna be it for me for a while."
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"'Cause that person's not my mom."
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"Even with the crash?"
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"Wait -- Mr. S., were you texting and driving?"
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"What? No! Why would you say that?"
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"Oh, look -- these's a Klaus."
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"If she finds out I was texting,"
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"I can't just turn a blind eye to this, Mr. S."
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"I'm a field tester now."
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"Somebody! Help my friend!"
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"Shouldn't you help him?! You're right there!"
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"because he was texting and driving!"
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"Come down! You'll see! It's very obvious!"
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"This, I got to seeeeeee!"
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"He was texting and driving."
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"It's a cautionary tale."
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"I hate to say "I told you so," but..."
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"You were right, dad. You were right."
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"There, there."
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"Well, the good news is,"
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"Jeff has a 60% chance of pulling out of this coma."
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"The bad news is, that's out of, like, 800%."
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"Oh, no. No, I am not leaving his side."
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"We shooould probably get some magazines, though."
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"Oh, yeah. And I need, need, neeeeeeed a hot dog."
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"As for you, a traumatic event like this"
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"can increase the risk of seizures."
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"Oh... that's not necessary."
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"They bought the whole thing."
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"What if Jeff comes out of that coma?"
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"Who said that?"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"I'm Daniel Calf. I'm a side effect."
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"Oh. Right. Of course. Uh, please excuse me."
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"Today has been absolutely nuts."
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"So, listen, if Jeff comes out of that coma,"
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"he's gonna tell everybody"
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"that you were the one texting and driving."
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"He could ruin everything."
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"What do I do about that?"
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"You got to kill him, chief."
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"Okay."
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"Wait -- he can't prove I was texting and driving."
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"His phone's at the bottom of a river."
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"Plus, Hayley will obviously believe me."
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"She's eating out of the swampy palm of my hand."
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"What about the mainframe?"
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"The main-what-now?"
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"The mainframe."
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"It's where your cellphone provider"
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"keeps all the texts you've ever sent."
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"As long as that mainframe exists,"
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"someone could find out the truth."
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"So, what do I have to do?"
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"My head's a bit fuzzy from the shot."
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"Look, there's only two words you need to remember --"
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""Destroy mainframe.""
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"No problem."
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"Destroy..."
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"man!"
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"Ohh! Almost!"
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"Just channel all the energy"
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"you normally use to walk and talk"
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"and focus it on these two words --"
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"Destroy mainframe!"
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"That's it!"
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"Now let go of your motor skills! Really focus!"
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"Yaaaaaaah!"
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"Yeah! You're doing it!"
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"You've been up there forever!"
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"Dive, you freak!"
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"Show us your balls!"
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"What he said!"
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"I can get behind that."
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"You've nailed this dive a million times."
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"And here comes a million and one."
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"Goodbye, yips."
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"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
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"He's okay! The pervert is okay!"
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"Destroy mainframe!"
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"Sir, the mainframe's not actually in the store."
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"She's lying. She works for the mainframe."
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"Yaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
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"Mainframe? Dad, Jeff's awake!"
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"Wha? He's out of his coma."
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