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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Seizures Suit Stanny (S10E10)

"in the swimming pool."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait -- h-how is swimming"
American Dad! (2005)
"I want to see perfection."
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"All right. How about a 2 tuck reverse?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Do it! Do it now!"
American Dad! (2005)
"That was a tight cowboy tuck and clean entry."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sure, it was tight and clean, and I'm as hard as concrete,"
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"but you did it in your own backyard."
American Dad! (2005)
"I want to see you do that exact same dive"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ohhh! So this was a practice test."
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"I just do the dive. I don't mess with the water."
American Dad! (2005)
"So, I'm in the checkout line, and I have to swipe my card"
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"a few times before it goes through,"
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"and I hear the guy in line behind me do the whole "ugggh.""
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"Like he's in such a hurry."
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"Then I see he's buying stove-top popcorn,"
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"and I say, "Sir, if you're that pressed for time,"
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"maybe you should buy the microwave popcorn.""
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"and goes, "Major burn on register 1!""
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"And she immediately gets fired."
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"Turns out she had a history of playing with the microphone."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, my God. Have I not been talking to anyone?"
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"That's correct."
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"I'm having the C.I.A. scramble the signal inside our house"
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"until Hayley starts obeying my no-texting times."
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"I also wrote them in German."
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"I did the German side in purple"
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"as a little incentive to learn German."
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"Wish me luck, everybody."
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"I'm going on my first business trip."
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"Jeff got a job field-testing products."
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"I work for a company!"
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"Well, I guess if Jeff can figure out"
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"how to use a product, anyone can."
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"Thanks, Mr. S."
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"Okay!"
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"Enjoy that job until your first drug test."
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"Oh, it's cool, Mr. S"
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"I know everything about drugs."
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"I swear, it's all the texting."
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"I don't know. I use texting all the time."
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"Yeah, it's a great way to cut to the heart of a conversation"
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"without all the chitchat."
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"Texting just doesn't jibe with my sense of humor."
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"I have a really dry wit -- like bone-dry."
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"It's all about nuance with me -- deadly timing."
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"You can't get that in a text."
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"Actually, emoticons are a great way to get those subtleties."
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"Here, I'll show you."
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"Stephanie's my mistress."
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"Ah. A winky face."
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"I guess that could be helpful"
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"Absolutely. And emojis even go a step further."
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"It's like he's saying, "Um, check, please.""
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"That's one of my go-tos!"
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"Oh, my God! That's texting?"
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"♪ I know my P.O.V. is A.F.K. ♪"
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"♪ My energy is M.I.A. and never coming back ♪"
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"♪ wait for another reply ♪"
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"♪ Are you gonna T.X.T. me back tonight? ♪"
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"I noticed the phone service is back on."
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"Huh? Oh, yeah."
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"that means you can break my texting rules."
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"I'm watching you like a hawk."
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"Really? How many fingers am I holding up?"
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"You're holding up one finger, and it's the middle one."
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"Damn. That would have been better."
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"Hold on a minute, Stan."
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"why are you still all over Hayley about it?"
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"Because, Klaus,"
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"Otherwise, their kids won't listen to anything they say."
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"Name-calling, huh, Klaus?"
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"Well, I guess I'm not texting you my joke of the day anymore."
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"Aw, come on! Don't be like that!"
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"I will be like that."
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"Oh, this is just too good."
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"Don't smile."
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"Jeff, prepare to understand your first insult."
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"And send!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Aaaaaaaaaah!"
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"Oh, look -- there's a Klaus."
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"Dad, are you okay?!"
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"Oh, God, Stan! How did this happen?"
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"Well...I was just driving all normal."
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""Wow. Everything's super-normal right now.""
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"It was weird that it was so normal."
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"a seizure."
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"A seizure?!"
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"You've never had seizures before!"
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"make sure that's what it was."
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"This man claims he had a seizure."
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"We just need your expert opinion."
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"My pleasure."
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"So, when the episode happened,"
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"Okay, Stan, I want you on bed rest."
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"I'm also prescribing"
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"some pretty aggressive antiseizure medication."
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"Now, there are a number of side effects --"
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"I don't care if he can't get erections."
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"That's...not one of the side effects."
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"I'm just getting railed."
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"It was 20 bucks, so we're stealing towels."
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"If you can perform the same dive you did for me"
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"Not so fast, hotshot."
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"You have to wear these."
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"Beg pardon?"
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"a picture of your balls or something."
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"Dude, ball shots are played out."
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"Whoa! Whose butt is that?"
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"Oh, I'm so glad you're okay."
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"You know, your accident"
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"Driving is already dangerous enough without texting."
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"It seems my precious rules are safe for another day, Klaus."
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"You have to take these meds."
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"No more close calls like that."
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""Possible side effects include memory loss,"
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"chalky genitals, hallucinations, underbite,"
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"unibrow, swamp palm, Daniel Calf" --"
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