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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Seizures Suit Stanny (S10E10)

"Thanks for driving, Hayley."
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"- And this isn't a calculator, okay? - I'm texting."
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"Texting?! That's even worse!"
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""Wait -- why are the signs all in Chinese?"
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"I'm saying this becomes China!"
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"no more texting in the Smith family."
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"Whew. There."
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"Ah, damn it. But I remember them."
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"♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ good -- ♪ ♪ good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
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"Looks like life just hit someone in the gonads."
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"You fix it where you fix everything..."
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"gonna make me a better test taker?"
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"Not swimming, you tiny Adonis -- diving."
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"at the public pool in front of the entire neighborhood."
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"There's always a method to my madness, Steve."
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"Now watch this."
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"Well, the checkout lady takes her microphone thing"
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"One day, I will insult you"
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"in a way you can understand."
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"Oh, they're dumb as shit now, Stan."
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"Look at that little face!"
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"♪ and FYI, the 411 on the F.A.Q. list ♪"
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"♪ anyone will tell you ♪"
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"♪ W-T-F-I ♪"
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"But don't think for a second"
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"If you're texting now,"
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"So... you're a hypocrite?"
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"I will."
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"Better."
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"I'm gonna bring in our seizure expert to run some tests,"
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"You paged me?"
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"Yes. This man had a seizure."
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"Well, maybe it should be. I could use a break."
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"Bye-bye, performance anxiety."
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"You were probably texting someone"
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"I am gonna limit how much I text, dad."
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"And now it's your turn to obey me."
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"Daniel Calf?"
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"Klaus, I don't care about that."
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"Already forgotten."
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"You could have used the accident"
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"They can."
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"But don't get psyched out -- just nail the dive"
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"A-and who knows? Maybe they won't even notice me."
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"Didn't want to pay for the whole tan?"
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"Well. What do we have here?"
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"Ignore me. I'm just a divorced dad with weekend visitation."
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"Swamp palm."
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"Whoa! Sick unibrow, bro."
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"of the seizure medication."
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"All right! I'm cured!"
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"Oh, I'll drive him!"
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"I don't know why I said I'd drive."
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"That went through?"
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"Because you sent me this video right after."
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"Save me, texting!"
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"Okay, fine. I was. But you can't tell Hayley."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, you're about to get a straight-up butt pic."
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"There, there."
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"I told you so."
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"Me neither. I'm staying right here, day and night."
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"Well, you're all set."
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"Looks like I'm in the clear."
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"Who are you?!"
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""Destroy mainframe.""
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"Do it! Do it! What's your problem?!"
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"Mainframe!"
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"Mainframe!"
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"Mainframe!"
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"Ah. You found our push-to-talk phone."
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"That means she's only got 17 months to live."
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"That's a common side effect of the meds."
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"There is no pressure."
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"but at the end of the day,"
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"Ohhhh."
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"No way. You can flunk every test forever and you still get to come back here."
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"- I have a pool. - There you go."
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"Looks like you got a fruit cake in the deli department."
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"What your father's doing is called molecular gastronomy."
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"The swishing releases the carbon dioxide from the soda."
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"He's enjoying his dessert on a chemical level!"
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"Klaus, I don't care about that."
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"Hayley, get off your calculator"
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"It's important. Um, no."
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"Here we go about the kids."
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"You kids today, all shuffling around aimlessly"
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"with your heads buried in your phones."
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"One day, you're gonna look up and say,"
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"Oh, it's because I'm in communist China!""
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"Are you saying I'm gonna walk to China?"
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"Come on, dude. You knew what he meant."
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"I'm putting my foot down --"
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"That's it -- done."
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"That's insane."
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"I forbid you to text and drive."
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"Yeah, that's actually smart."
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"And...while you're doing your homework."
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"And...while...you're...playing board games with the family."
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"And...at church and the movies and funerals and weddings --"
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"and charity events and work functions"
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"and during the national anthem"
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"and the "In Memoriam" part of the Oscars."
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"Just put my foot down hard on texting."
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"Klaus, read that back to me."
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"I didn't have a pen. I'm sorry."
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"I-I remember all of them, I swear."
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"Nobody talk to Klaus while he's remembering my list."
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"Aah!"
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"You know, I-I don't get it, Roger."
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"I've been acing my practice tests at school,"
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"then flunking the real tests."
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"Why is this happening to me?"
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"Sounds like you got the "yips." The what?"
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"The yips. You're choking under pressure."
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"It's the type of thing that can ruin your life, amigo."
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"Whoa. How can I fix it?"
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"Kidding, bud."
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