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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Live Fast, Diane Nguyen (S01E01)

"I'm actually a huge celebrity on my way to New York"
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"This guy's being a total fascist. Diane?"
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"How'd you get through so fast?"
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"I followed the basic requirements for air travel"
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"You know very well who I am."
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"- More? - Come on!"
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"How much lighter fluid can I take on the plane?"
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"if I stay out of California for a little bit."
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"observations left and right, and this one is spinning it all into gold."
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"Thank you for being a sustaining member of public radio."
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"She's so... functional."
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"All right. Jesus."
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"Uh-huh? Uh-huh."
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"Did we talk about firming up the release date?"
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"♪ Sunny side them And guide them ♪"
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"If you're wondering who said that, it's this note that you're reading."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Pick me up at the airport tomorrow,"
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"Great story, Todd. I love our friendship."
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"Sounds like we have some fans of Person of Interest on board,"
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"or Castle, or whatever his show is."
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"- Oh, yeah, 50 bucks? - He's so good in Burn Notice."
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"What? 50 bucks?"
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"head against the wall until your brain isn't so stupid?"
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"Okay, Daddy."
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"No, Gary's the black sheep. He's adopted."
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"I'm just the member of the family nobody likes."
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"Oh, yeah, I was just trying to get you to open up,"
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"And the truth is, I used to sit alone on the hill out by the"
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"You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport."
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"Marty, it's a game from '86. You've seen it a hundred times."
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"And how many times does Buckner break your heart?"
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"Gary, Marty, I just got home."
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"Hey, Ma, come look what the Pats dragged in."
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"Oh, hello! Look who decided to come home."
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"We're not like your fancy California friends."
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"Ma don't know what she wants."
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"Can't look up from the game."
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"And do it quick. The ice is melting."
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"We just thought he was wicked hung over."
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"Welcome to the home of David Boreanaz,"
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"famous from television shows"
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"such as dramas on networks."
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"That will be $50 please."
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"- It's in his bedroom. - Oh, knickers."
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"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
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"BoJack trusted you to take care of his house."
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"Is this really... What are you doing?"
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"♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun ♪"
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"♪ Dun-dun-dun... ♪"
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"- Attach her? How? - You do your job. I'll do mine."
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"- You show me nothing... - What do you want from me?"
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"- and judge us, Diane. - I'm just saying Marty could lend a hand"
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"Yeah, he's got to rest up if he's gonna be a wide receiver for B.C."
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"He didn't get into B.C."
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"All the jobs are going to immigrants these days."
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"- How do you figure? - We're Vietnamese?"
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"What do you want from me? Come on!"
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"Does anyone here speak English?"
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"Pull over and park the car."
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"Please stay behind the ropes and keep your"
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"Note the letters B.H. on all hand towels and linens."
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"He was graping it up with the Daredevil himself."
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"Hey, I don't suppose you boys would have any"
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"That would be mad wicked pisser."
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"Ooh, that sounds good. What's that?"
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"Guys, I really would rather not discuss it."
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"Everyone else is a phony. Yours forever, Leo.""
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"- What? That is amazing. - After six months of letters,"
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"- Come on, BoJack. - Why you got to take BoJack with you?!"
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"- Boo! - Boys, you have stolen my heart"
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"like Dave Roberts stole second base."
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"Hey! He knows our things!"
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"I must go now, but I'll see you all at the funeral, okay?"
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"Ohh!"
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"Piece of Shit Dad Package Would Be Too Good For Him Package."
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"- Yeah, that's the one. - Excellent choice."
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"Hey, can I suggest something?"
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"I'm just saying, if you can't find a way to let off"
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"some steam you're going to explode."
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"- You mean... ? - That's right, his house."
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"I could've sworn BoJack Horseman lived here."
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"Hey, let's keep these lines moving, huh?"
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"Ah, so much, so much, so much."
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"I mean, how did I end up with all this responsibility?"
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"and I'm not going back to the old way."
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"I'll tell you what you should do."
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"As we say on my show... I want to say, New Girl?..."
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"Never call me that!"
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"All those jerk wads had to do was show up, and they couldn't even do that!"
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"Would you care to peruse our loaner closet?"
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"- and nobody showed. - Yeah, we realized dad wouldn't"
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"- and thrown in Derek Jeter's fat face. - Yeah, suck it, Jeter!"
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"No, not just on Derek Jeter. We're gonna throw it into his fat face."
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"- Too good for her home. - I don't think I'm too good for my home."
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"You think this is how she expected her life would be going at 34?"
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"This is why I told you to wait in the car!"
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"Oh, she snapped. Here comes Cryane."
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"Put those back."
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"No! No, no, no!"
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"Suck a dick, dumb shits!"
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"Sox are on, and I haven't seen this one."
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"Does anyone know where she might have gone?"
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"Ah, she used to run off like this all the time"
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"- and she's got your dad. - Oh, don't go, BoJack."
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"- What are we gonna do? - What do you mean, we?"
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"Not good."
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"This definitely isn't BoJack Horseman writing this.""
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"but I do. Yours forever, Leo.""
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"and you were right to get out when you had the chance."
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"It's a superficial town where you can worry about stupid shit"
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"You're the one with terminal... I feel like I'm doing all the talking here."
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"So anyway, I thought maybe we could chat."
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"Um... so smell you later?"
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"This is BoJack. Horseman. Obviously."
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"♪ I guess I'll just try ♪"
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"Oh, is it this guy? Never travel without it."
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"Stop holding up the line, idiot!"
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"This is Pappy Van Winkle, friend."
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"Do you know how old this bourbon is? If this was a person,"
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