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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Hunting Trip (S02E02)

"Marco!"
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"Marco!"
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"Marco?"
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"Polo!"
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"Marco! Polo!"
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"Are you dizzy or... Are you light-headed?"
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"When I look at my palm, I see a lady's mouth French kissing a dog."
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"Is that normal? Is that normal?"
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"Donna uses it for menstrual cramps. How many did you take?"
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"Seven. Eight."
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"No, Ron, you cannot drink Scotch with this."
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"You're gonna need to purge, right now!"
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"Okay? No!"
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"No, I'm not wasting 20-year Scotch."
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"- Can you open his mouth? - No."
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"Ron? This is for your own good."
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"Open your mouth! His shoulders!"
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"Is he okay? Is he gonna live?"
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"I think so."
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"On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?"
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"Well, he's very curious about who shot him."
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"So, if you did it, just say, "I did it.""
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"Come on, person who shot Ron."
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"Look, I think it's a little weird"
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"Maybe Ron shot himself."
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"Hmm, he has seemed really depressed lately."
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"He was shot in the back of the head."
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"You're right."
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"He loves the back of his head."
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"Someone not in our group."
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"You think someone is hunting us?"
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"I did smell something out there. And it wasn't human."
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"That was pine trees."
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"The Predator can see heat."
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"Okay, Tom. Scare him off and shoot over his head!"
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"Attention, person who shot me in the head!"
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"Ron! Bed! Now!"
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"Okay."
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"That man wasn't my brother."
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"He was my husband."
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"How was that? That wasn't good? Yeah, you can do better."
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"All right. Give me another one."
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"I'm pregnant with Josh Groban's baby."
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"You asked me a... Oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Don't ask me a question. I won't. Okay."
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"Not a question. Okay, ready?"
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"He's pretty out of it."
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"He's talking about you in his sleep."
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"No. How's it going out there?"
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"Terribly. No one will admit they shot Ron. And no one saw it happen."
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"- That's the problem. - I am."
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"You shot my Mercedes?"
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"Okay, follow my light. No, not your whole head. Just your eyes."
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"Just... Yeah. Okay."
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"What month is it?"
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"Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing. Just go look after Ron."
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"I find a lot of women have problems with tunnel vision."
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"While I was tripping, I saw a quail and I shot at it."
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"So, I'm just not following your story. All right?"
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"I just... I would... I cared too much, I guess."
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"I don't even remember."
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"I'm wearing a new bra and it closes in the front,"
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"so it popped open and it threw me off."
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"I'm just, like, going through a thing right now."
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"What? Bitches be crazy."
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"I wonder what they're doing right now."
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"Probably making out on top of a deer carcass."
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"You know, if I gave you a hickey, it would totally make Ann jealous."
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"When you put it that way, it doesn't sound that weird at all."
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"and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous."
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"All right. Awesome. I'm in."
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"I'm gonna go sterilize my neck."
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"Okay."
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"You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months."
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"I usually watch it with my brothers."
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"Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend."
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"you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head."
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"Whoa!"
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"Ow!"
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"I saw you shoot Ron. Okay? Leslie covered for you,"
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"but I'm not gonna let her take any more crap from Ron on your sorry-ass behalf."
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"Maybe the next time I'm at the doctor's office getting my prostate examined,"
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"you could come by and shoot me in the head!"
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"It wasn't Leslie's fault."
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"I was the one who shot you."
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"That's reckless endangerment, my son."
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"That's a $25,000 fine, minimum, and probably jail time."
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"She kept her mouth shut and now you're in the clear."
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"I'm sorry I lost my temper before."
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"It was 'cause I was shot in the head by a moron."
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"Yeah. Dude, Ron, I'm so sorry."
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"Apology not accepted, moron."
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"Mmm! Turkey's great."
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"Hey, Ron Swanson! Hey!"
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"Welcome back, Ron. Oh, hey!"
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""Welcome back, Ron.""
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"That's terrific. Thanks, you guys."
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"Let's eat!"
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"Hello."
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"Ron, let's cut the bull."
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"This is gonna be so fun! I'll bring S'mores."
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"No."
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"Ann! Ready to bag some birds?"
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"There's Ron! Oh, it's pretty!"
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"I know. I thought it was gonna be gross."
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"Sneak attack!"
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"I am the Pants Queen."
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"The traditional toast is "To the hunt!""
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"Oh, I was thinking maybe we could do mixed doubles, you know?"
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"Ann, we'll go together."
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"Please? Okay. And if they answer, can you just read those numbers out loud?"
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"Yeah. Okay, thanks."
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"No, no. You missed it."
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"Look, Ron, I know this weekend, you were looking forward"
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"I'm just glad you didn't end up inviting more of the motor..."
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"What the hell? Give me some warning!"
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"Sorry, man, you snooze, you lose."
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"Hunting trip?"
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"It seems like you like to go hunting with the same people"
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"'cause you know you can beat them."
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