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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Wildebeest Implementation (S04E04)

"Transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation."
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"It's what I do."
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"But wait, there's more."
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"I also invented two new chess pieces."
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"The serpent and the old woman."
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"Okay, now I have to ask. What do they do?"
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"When the serpent slithers to an opposing player's piece..."
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"All right."
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"Unless it gets to the old woman in time..."
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"...in which case she sucks out the poison..."
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"A piece combining the power of the knight, queen and serpent."
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"I look forward to playing with you."
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"- And? - And what?"
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"And a third person. It's three-person chess."
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"I must say, ever since you started having regular intercourse..."
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"You should reflect on that."
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"Excuse me, but Einstein had a pretty busy sex life."
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"Yes, and he never unified gravity with the other forces."
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"Got it. Bye."
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"You know I'm right."
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"I think he's getting worse."
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"Oh, my metatarsals are barking."
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"- You okay? - Yeah, yeah."
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"I'm just breaking in some new shoes."
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"Did you know women wear high heels to make the buttocks and breasts prominent?"
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"- Hadn't really thought about it. - Look."
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"Please, Leonard, don't leer, you have a girlfriend."
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"Sorry."
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"Off to dinner with Priya, Howard and Bernadette?"
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"- Yeah. How did you know? - Heard it at the mall with my girlfriends..."
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"Have a good night."
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"Hey, Raj. Will you be joining us for dinner?"
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"The lonely guy and the two happy couples?"
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"I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper who walks away with nine fingers."
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"Oh, would you please stop feeling sorry for yourself?"
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"I have to feel sorry for myself. I'm the only one who cares."
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"Just like I'm the only one who'll have sex with me."
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"Really? In front of your sister?"
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"Excuse me. I'm gonna go wander the streets alone."
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"Invisible, unwanted and unloved..."
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"...a pathetic shadow in a city with no heart."
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"I forgot my windbreaker. It's chilly."
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"No. Once these puppies touch the ground, they're mine and I'll have to wear them..."
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"...walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard in order to pay them off."
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"The wildebeest is in the curry."
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"Message received."
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"Commence operation "Priya, Wouldn't Wanna Be You.""
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"Hey. Seriously?"
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"Didn't you get enough of this cliquey crap in high school?"
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"I wish. A clique requires friends. I didn't have any."
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"I used to take my lunch to the maintenance room..."
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"...and eat with the janitor."
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"It was nice until his wife called me a puta and made me stop."
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"Hang on. It's the wildebeest."
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"Priya just made a snide comment about your acting career."
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"What the hell did she say?"
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"She thinks it's cool you're following your dream no matter what."
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"That bitch!"
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"How do you wanna handle it?"
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"Um, okay. Tell Bernadette to tell Priya that I'm on my way to Prague..."
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"...to shoot a movie with Angelina Jolie."
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"What? I don't know. It doesn't matter."
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"You're kidding. 3-D?"
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"That's what I hear."
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"Then the studio must have real faith in it."
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"Wonder why she didn't tell me."
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"You been spending time with your ex-girlfriend?"
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"No."
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"Then why are you surprised she didn't tell you?"
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"Well, it's not as much surprised as..."
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"...uh, you know, uh, the other thing."
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"What other thing?"
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"Well, if you..."
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"She's also dating an astronaut."
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"Yeah."
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"But Leonard's impressive too."
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"Thank you."
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""Befuddled.""
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"The word I was looking for was "befuddled.""
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"Knight to old woman..."
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"...six-and-a-third."
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"Brilliant move."
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"Will the two of you excuse me?"
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"I need a hug."
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"Sorry, I have company."
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"Come on, Sheldon, open the door."
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"I don't want to hug you."
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"I don't want to hug you either. I was just feeling blue."
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"Blue, as in depressed."
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"Well, not so much depressed as lonely."
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"...yellow is frightened..."
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"...green is jealous and blue is depressed."
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"Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely."
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"Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely."
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"All right. Come in. You look positively orange with loneliness."
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"No, I don't see that catching on at all."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Working on my three-person chess game."
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"Oh, cool. Can I play?"
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"It's three-person chess."
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"Then as a mental exercise, I invite you to figure out..."
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"...why the two of us can't play three-person chess."
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"Can you believe this guy?"
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"Social protocol does, however..."
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"We're out of tea. I hope you like bouillon."
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"I guess you're probably wondering what's got me down."
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"Actually, I was wondering..."
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"I'm gonna be 30 years old and I have no one in my life to love me."
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"...without having alcohol in my body."
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"The fun thing about Prince Joey..."
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"...is every time he moves..."
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"Sheldon, listen to me."
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"A friend gave me these new pills they're testing."
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"He says it's the next big thing for social anxiety disorder."
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"Fascinating. What's in it?"
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"I'm not sure. Some sort of beta-blocker attached to a molecule..."
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"...extracted from the urine of cows."
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"I like cows."
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"That's not the point."
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"I'm a scientist."
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