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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers' (S10E10)

"Yeah. You don't see many men driving the ''F'' Series."
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"Huh?"
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"Ah, crap! It's a girl's car! I can't drive this!"
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"Shut up! Screw you guys!"
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"Lousy ''F''Series frilly, girlie, fruity car."
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"- Why can't you drive it? - Are you saying I'm gay?"
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"Because if that's what you think, then just come right out and say it."
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"Now, please, give me my keys."
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"##"
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"- Ha-ha! Sucker! - Oh!"
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"How am I supposed to get in this beast?"
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"Hmm. Well, that's a nice feature."
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"Not much headroom though. Ooh!"
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"Oh, I guess I can drive it for a little while."
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"are more likely to be involved in fatal accidents."
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"Fatal to the people in the other car. Let's roll."
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"to fit 3 2 grocery bags into one car before."
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"Ew! Why is Courtney Love on the Wheaties box?"
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"- Hmm. I thought it was Sandy Duncan. - Uh-oh. Gridlock at 1 2:00."
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"Um, I don't want to alarm you, but the ice cream's starting to go south."
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"Hey, give me some of that!"
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"Mom! Bart sprayed whipped cream in my eye!"
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"Kids, cut it out!"
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"Come on, Mom. Just cut across the field."
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"Oh, I don't know. It doesn't seem right."
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"Do you want to spend your whole life doing what's right?"
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"- Let's do it! - ##"
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"- ## - Whoa! You the man, Mom!"
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"Out of my way, nature!"
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"##"
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"Look at me, Lise. I'm Baron Von Chicken Pants."
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"- You're tomorrow night's dinner. - Mom!"
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"Bart took what I said and turned it into an insult!"
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"A three-chambered peanut!"
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"Marge, look what I did! Come quick! Hurry!"
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"Marge?"
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"Marge?"
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"- Marge, you've been out there all morning. - So?"
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"So, lying on the couch and eating stuff isn't the same if you aren't around to see it."
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"Oh, I'll come watch you do nothing after I try out..."
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"my new high-intensity halogen headlights."
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"Ah, please come in!"
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"Maggie smells bad, and the cat wants something, but I don't know what."
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"I'm almost done. And tell Bart to get out of my purse."
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"Open up for Marge. Thank you."
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"It's right there next to the brake."
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"Oh, for God's s- Go back to New Jersey."
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"Come on, come on! Get that corpse off the road!"
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"- Whoa! - Slow down, you maniac!"
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"representing a young man lost at sea."
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"Oh, great. What did I do?"
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"The technical term is ''road rage.''"
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"I'll see you tomorrow morning at traffic school, speedy."
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"And you got exactly five seconds to get out of my sight."
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"That's right. You're all angry..."
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"But over these next eight hours, you will be broken down to the level of infants..."
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"then rebuilt as functional members of society..."
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"then broken down again, then lunch..."
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"All right, roll it, Lou."
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"Hello. I'm Sergeant Crew..."
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"road... rage."
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"- Duh! - Quiet, fatso! The sergeant's talking!"
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"Go on, dear."
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"In these modern, hectic days of fast food..."
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"answering machines and one-night stands, people are getting angrier."
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"I sentence you to kiss my ass."
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"But you must find the proper outlet for your rage."
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"Fire a weapon at your television screen..."
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"pick a fight with someone weaker than you..."
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"or write a threatening letter to a celebrity."
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"So when you go out for a drive..."
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"And as if that film wasn't enough, we have a special guest."
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"Why, it's Curtis E. Bear, the courtesy bear."
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"##"
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"For the next three hours, this bear will take your verbal and physical abuse..."
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"Um, Chief, can I at least shield my crotch?"
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"Well, Simpson, did you learn something today?"
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"Oh, did I ever."
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"And that herbal anger rinse just washed the rage right out of me."
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"But thanks."
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"Well, somebody go first."
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"- Well, not me. - I'm not goin' until she goes."
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"Oh, for crying out loud!"
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"Oh. Oh. Okay. Calm down.Just think."
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"Move it! I gotta return this suit!"
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"Hmm."
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"Get out of the way!"
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"Oh, no! No!"
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"I'm tearing up your license."
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"- It feels like I lost a limb. - Well, that's a turnoff."
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"At least I've got a license."
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"Come on, kids. I went too far."
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"Do something!"
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"Bart, they're not here to entertain us."
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"I don't wanna pay four bucks to watch some monkey wannabe laying in the sun!"
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"But, Dad, lemurs are nocturnal."
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"- No! - I'm not gonna hurt him. I'm just gonna wake him up."
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"I told 'em a chain link fence wouldn't hold rhinos."
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"Isn't there anybody who can round up these thunder lizards?"
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"Uh, they'd need a pretty rugged vehicle."
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"I'd like to help you, Chief, but my license was revoked."
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"Seems I'm full of rage."
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"Look at the puppy, Marge."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some dust that needs busting."
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"This is Kent Brockman..."
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"at the scene of a level three rhino alert."
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"Authorities say there's no immediate danger to anyone-"
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"once the rhinos spit out their wallets."
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"Back! Back, I say!"
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"Oh, no! I'm out of popcorn!"
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"- Throw your peanuts! - You throw your peanuts!"
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"Move it or lose it! Get going, you!"
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"There's one missing, mate. If we don't find him, it'll be my ass on the barbie!"
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"Come on, Homer!Jump!"
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"Oh! When will Detroit build a sunroof for the husky gentleman?"
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"Hey, anybody seen Homer today?"
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"Ow!"
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"It's not my rhino!"
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"Oh, thank you, God."
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"Oh, I'm gonna die!"
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