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Clips from Veep (2012) - Veep (S07E07)

"in all of Washington, D.C."
Veep (2012)
"Being vice president is like being declawed,"
Veep (2012)
"defanged, neutered,"
Veep (2012)
"It is a fate worse than death."
Veep (2012)
"Besides, I'm not gonna die,"
Veep (2012)
"'cause I got the heart and the twat"
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"- I am begging you, please... - Ma'am, entreating,"
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"- supplicating, beseeching... - Think of--"
Veep (2012)
"I don't even like to change planes here."
Veep (2012)
"And that's final. So get off your knees"
Veep (2012)
"- Yes, we do. - I don't know why we are here."
Veep (2012)
"She is offering you vice president,"
Veep (2012)
"you monument to vaginal dryness."
Veep (2012)
"Well, then, no."
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"I will be president, or I will be nothing."
Veep (2012)
"I might run as a third party just to fuck your shit up."
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"in the world?!"
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"You pile of failure shaped like a rapist!"
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"...with my car, like I did in kindergarten!"
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"...figure out what the fuck you were!"
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"...with purpose and repetition!"
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"- No. I have one condition. - Oh, shit."
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"- I want my best friend Richard-- - And your only friend."
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"Selina and Amy: We'll have to fire Dan."
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"Why do you want to fire him?"
Veep (2012)
"That sounds great. Fire Dan. He sucks."
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"Mazel tov, Selina, mazel tov."
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"- Thank you, Sherman. - When you have a sec,"
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"I want to talk to you about one of the biggest challenges facing the country"
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"- in the 21st century. - Sure. Tell me right now."
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"Casino licenses in Macao."
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"- Did you hear that, Keith? - Keith: I did."
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"- OK, Macao. - Catherine: How could you? Tell me that it is not true."
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"Catherine, I'm right in the middle of something."
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"Tell me that you did not just trade away"
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"- same-sex marriage - Can you believe I'm having to deal with this right now?"
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"It's like a to-do list of things we're not gonna do."
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"We couldn't do that even if we wanted to."
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"If I had a dollar for every "Mother, I will never forgive you...""
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"I have to write the press release for my V.P. pick."
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"- There you go. - Thank you very much."
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"- Why is Jonah helping you? - Started from the bottom,"
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"now we here. Bwacka! Bwacka! Bwacka!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Are you out of your fucking mind,"
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"Oh-- No. Oh, my God. OK."
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"I will never forgive you for this!"
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"Mike: And on this history-making 11th ballot, Jane,"
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"the home of historically black Fayetteville State University"
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"would like to yield to the great state of Maryland!"
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"that Selina Meyer be selected by this convention"
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"by acclimation as our nominee"
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"of nominating President Selena Meyer"
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"- All opposed, please say no! The measure... - Crowd: No!"
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"Selina ( voiceover ): I was three years old"
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"and I fell right off."
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"( crowd laughing )"
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"I've made it my mission in life to teach..."
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"I waited a long time for this."
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"Yeah, but this Meyer Fund thing isn't going away."
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"- I know. - Somebody's gonna go down for this, Selina."
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"Like myself on any traveling German businessman"
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"Somebody's gotta go down for this."
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"I just said I know, Roger."
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"- Thank you. Thank you. - Gary: Look who I found."
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"- Here, OK? - That's about me waking up in a hospital bed in Kabul"
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"after the IED attack."
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"I'm gonna tweak it."
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"And I'm sorry about the whole vice presidency thing,"
Veep (2012)
"but I knew you'd understand."
Veep (2012)
"Oh. So you'll probably want to cut the line"
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"about you being the vice president. Right?"
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"Yeah. OK. Let's go."
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"Selina: ...and pass it on to the next generation in spades."
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"Over the years I may have been thrown off a few times,"
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"- Right. Break a leg. - Gary: Oooh."
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"...John DeVito of Ohio!"
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"Come on, come on."
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"It'd be faster just to lay down and roll."
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"Hello. I'm John DeVito."
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"And like the soldiers I served with,"
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"who always keeps her word."
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"I need you to do something for me."
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"- You got something in your teeth. Hold on. - Oh. Sorry."
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"Anyway, listen, it's kind of important, actually,"
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"- and I would also say... - OK, yeah. "Ahh.""
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"uh, and it's kinda also not fair."
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"You look beautiful."
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"Aww. Oh, come on."
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"Yeah. I couldn't have done it without ya."
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"and I proudly accept your nomination"
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"for President of the United States of America!"
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"( Selina laughing )"
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"The journey that we begin tonight"
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"and it all started in Kabul."
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"hotel bed..."
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"You ready for your sponge bath?"
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"Call me Ben."
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"So? What did we get?"
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"I'm goin' back to Washington, baby!"
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"- Yes. - Good man."
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"But the "but" was: "But you have to fire Dan.""
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"Selina: Finally, I wanted to say"
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"It means to lose something..."
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"for the greater good."
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"on my 52 years,"
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"more than me."
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"And there's nothing anyone can do to stop me"
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"from standing and walking for my country!"
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"Thank you,"
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"♪ Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray... ♪"
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"- Oh. We did it. We did it. - Yes."
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"♪ No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it ♪"
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"♪ California baseball ♪"
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"- Ah-ahh! - ( woman squealing )"
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"- Congratulations, ma'am. - Thank you!"
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"you talked to me the other day."
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"Amy: Uh-huh."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - ♪ We didn't start the fire... ♪"
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"Hi, Sue."
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"Sue, the Vice President"
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