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Clips from Veep (2012) - Veep (S07E07)

"yes-- backwards and in heels."
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"- ( monitor beeping ) - Hang in there."
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"Hold on, hold on, hold on."
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"Tom, when we're not the worst team ever,"
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"we make a really good team!"
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"- Please! - ( knock on door )"
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"Oh. Madam President."
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"Senator, the New York delegation is on the phone."
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"Well, it's been fun."
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"Let's do this again at Ben's next cardiopulmonary event."
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"- A little bit. - Yeah."
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"Wipe that grin-eating dick off your face."
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"( sighs )"
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"Ben: ( mutters ) Oh."
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"I could use a drink."
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"Ben: Tom James."
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"Kent says he'll take it on tomorrow night's ballot."
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"You're gonna be good as new,"
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"and then we'll figure out my next move."
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"No, Ben! You're my hatchet man."
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"( crying ) How can I do this without you?"
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"You know exactly what to do."
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"Yeah."
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"OK."
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"What?"
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"Don't tell my wife and kids, OK?"
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"Gary: Ma'am."
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"so you get ahold of Governor Schnozzlestein right now,"
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"- Gary: Hmm. - OK? Go."
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"( Selina chuckles ) OK."
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"I mean, that Nutmeg State indefinable really turns my hydrant on."
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"that I was the most exciting conquest of his life,"
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"and you just had the motel room closest to the ice machine."
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"I don't know what you're talking about,"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, for now,"
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"but trust me, he will never see you"
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"who lets him bend you over his desk"
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"while you close your eyes to avoid coming face-to-face"
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"while he drowns your Little Mermaid back tat"
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"in a pool of jizz"
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"who only see them as the gash of least resistance."
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"I mean, you strike me as a smart woman."
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"New York is in the bag."
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"- ( chatter ) - Selina: Congressman,"
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"- Mnh-mnh. - No? Oh."
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"Yup. Here we go."
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"that would really dick-slap 'em?"
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"And I mean that in a good way, of course."
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"You fucking monster!"
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"Excuse me for half a sec."
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"You soulless, conniving cunt!"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Oh! Unless it's this..."
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"his behavior was unprofessional in a sexual manner."
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"- Is that the problem? - Oh, fuck!"
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"- Tom: He did what?! - I had to endure sex acts"
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"- What did you offer her? - I didn't offer her anything."
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"I mean, I helped her with the wording."
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"This is my favorite part right here, actually."
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"innocent young woman who had dreams..."
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""Innocent young woman." ( laughing )"
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"She's dead!"
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"My wife, my pregnant wife, is not answering the phone."
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"I am now a national fuckin' pariah!"
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"Why would you do this, Selina?"
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"I mean, that's one theory, but--"
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"Oh, listen, while I've got you."
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"You understand that, right? Excuse me."
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"Bye, Tom."
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"Toodle-oo."
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"So emotional, right?"
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"Federal lands."
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"Let's frack the crap out of it."
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"Selina: Governor Calhoun,"
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"what do I have to do to get your support?"
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"- I see that. Oh, uh-huh. - Of faith."
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"But after this bathroom incident..."
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"That was just an accident. Really."
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"Free to pee, you and me, right?"
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"- ( Kent laughing ) - Madam President,"
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"homosexuality is no laughing matter."
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"Homosexuals are luring"
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"decent, God-fearing heterosexual men"
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"( inhales, exhales ) Mmm."
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"It-- It happens, and..."
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"- you can't beat yourself up about it. - What?"
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"- Never mind. I hear what you're saying. - Kent: Let's move forward."
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"Yes. Governor, I am prepared to offer you"
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"Well, ma'am..."
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"How 'bout that?"
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"I am just a little bit uneasy about all this Meyer Fund scuttlebutt..."
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"I'll kill gay marriage."
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"In exchange for your support,"
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"I will raw-dog a plank"
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"right up our party's platform,"
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"and I will outlaw same-sex marriage."
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"- Thank you, sir. Wonderful! - Wow. Wow. Yeah!"
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"- I think we're buddies now, aren't we? - Oh, yeah, very much."
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"Can you be a buddy with someone of the opposite sex?"
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"Well, under certain circumstances. Yeah, we are."
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"- So, Buddy up! - All: Buddy up!"
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"He is not just gay, he is Sam Rayburn gay."
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"Impressive negotiation, ma'am,"
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"Ugh. Not in that outfit."
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"But yeah, come on in."
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"I want to offer Jonah the V.P. slot."
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"- Both: What? - Yeah."
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"and we're gonna have to get it done today."
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"Ma'am, there are still numerous permutations"
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"that can play out here. You don't have to do this."
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"I will not be part of a campaign,"
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"let alone an administration,"
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"That is an entirely unacceptable outcome."
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"Amy, you wanna talk some sense into him?"
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"Don't... make Jonah your V.P."
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"Wow, you know what I just remembered?"
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"You are a terrible campaign manager."
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"Ma'am, you can't let an embittered, vindictive,"
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"narcissistic man-child be one heartbeat away from the presidency,"
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"let alone be the president."
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