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Clips from Veep (2012) - Veep (S07E07)

"- Was she always like this? - Oh, it used to be worse."
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"I haven't heard what, Amy?"
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"is one Mr. Abdul Azeem,"
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"- and trigonometry. - Kent: So are a lot of people's."
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"...Azeem teaches seventh grade algebra"
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"Jonah was right."
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"He was spectacularly right!"
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"- Spitty? - The campaign manager"
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"for the next President of the United States!"
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"So if you want to discuss potential opportunities for yourself"
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"in the Ryan administration,"
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"maybe I'll throw you a bone."
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"Ma'am... this is bad."
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"warning America about the threat of math to our way of life."
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"- All: Yeah! - Which is why, President Meyer,"
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"Senator Talbot, and Governor Calhoun,"
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"I have something to say to you:"
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"- Beth: He told you so! - Yeah!"
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"Oh, hey, do you remember my five-alarm hottie of a wife Beth?"
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"Yeah! And plus, while she was in there,"
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"but it is time to face facts."
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"This is a horrific country that is falling apart"
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"because it is full of people who are different than me."
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"- I was right! - ( all cheering )"
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"And that means I should be president!"
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"Thank you! Thank you!"
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"Amy: That is 34 more delegates from Selina"
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"and 17 from Kemi."
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"- We have Florida... - Jonah: That's right, guys,"
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"and then it's payback time!"
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"- Clay: Mom! - Beth: Hi, Clay!"
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"We just got denounced by the ACLU."
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"We are going to win this thing!"
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"- Fuck me! - We did it!"
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"Ever since you were little,"
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"I've been telling your mom,"
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"I thought you told my mom to sell me to a child molester"
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"and use the money to get her tubes tied."
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"You know, the Jews have a word for this feeling I'm having right now."
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"inside something that doesn't want them to."
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"New Hampshire's 27 delegates are yours!"
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"Oh, thank you, Uncle Jeff!"
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"Ah. How's your dad?"
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"OK, shut the fuck up!"
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"Listen, you Subaru-driving bull dykes!"
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"You better back Jonah on the next ballot"
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"or you will be leaf-peeping"
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"I'll give 'em five minutes, then I'll hit 'em with Bad Cop."
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"Assemblyman, I have been to Buffalo six times,"
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"and I'm not even a serial killer."
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"So I-- OK, forget it."
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"The captain of the Texas delegation"
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"says that all of his bum steers"
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"are stampeding towards Jonah!"
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"Listen, Ben, you gotta go back to Texas right now, OK?"
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"And just tell 'em they can violate me with their assault rifles"
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"and a full slab of ribs on top of a stack of slavery-free history textbooks."
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"- You gotta go do that, Ben. Go do that right now. - Texas is our firewall."
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"We never got proper answers about the Meyer Fund"
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"- This is Leon. - That is why I've asked"
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"Why is this so hard?"
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"Do you want six almonds?"
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"No!"
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"- She's the worst. - Yeah."
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"maybe you should consider... being her veep?"
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"That's not fucking funny, Kent."
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"Ohh."
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"that Jonah's talking to you about the Secretary of Commerce."
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"Richard: I wish. Sounds much better than the conversation we were having"
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"about why his urine is pink."
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"Then had to rule it right back in for the same reason."
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"It was me, all right? I pulled that turd out of my ass,"
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"covered it in ketchup, and Politico asked for seconds."
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"You could've ended that sentence at "me.""
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"OK, but after that, it's Splett Time."
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"We can't call it that"
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"unless we want to get sued by my uncle's podcast."
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"the way a magician does tricks to distract you"
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"from how depressing his life is."
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"Oh, my God! He's having a heart attack!"
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"- Kent: Eighth time's a charm. - Gary: Oh, my God!"
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"I don't know the names of any of the floor whips."
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"We need EMTs up at the Meyer box, stat."
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"White male, type 2 diabetes... also type 1."
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"Ma'am, there's something happening out on the floor you need to see."
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"Gary: I'm gonna roll you over, Ben."
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"I was roadkill on the side of the political highway."
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"- ( all laugh ) - One of the nice things about being dead is,"
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"it gives you time to think."
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"But I thought, and I thought that I don't like the direction our party is taking."
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"Maybe the reason we can't find a nominee is,"
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"What do you think I'm trying to do?"
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"on the convention floor with Senator Tom James,"
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"whose potential Hail Mary is gaining steam."
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"I'm reading the wrong card."
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"( siren wailing )"
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"Kent: No such place, ma'am."
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"of pre-Mosaic child sacrifice among proto-Judean peoples."
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"- You're making a strong case for hell. - Tom played it perfectly."
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"Take State."
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"Kent: Senator."
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"Here to rub it in, Tom?"
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"No rubbing."
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"Gary. Get."
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"No, I just came by to see how Ben was."
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"My first congressional race."
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"Ben can't have been more than 140 years old."
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"They may have to put him in a medically induced coma, so..."
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"Start your gloating,"
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"I don't have the patience for this."
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"I'm not asking you to beg."
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"There's nothing to beg for."
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"That is your punishment."
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"Punishment?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I have people who like me,"
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"lots of people with signs,"
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""New Selina Now"-- that is working. That--"
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"The party, and the nation, will never forget"
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"all that "door" you pushed open--"
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