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Clips from Veep (2012) - Veep (S07E07)

"Ben, we've already got Florida, we've got a butt-load of delegates."
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"So fuck your offer, and fuck you."
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"- It's always good to see ya. - You too. I miss you guys."
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"- Amy: Keith, you havin' fun? - Keith: Yes, thank you."
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"Oh! I hope I can count on your support."
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"What are they clapping like that for?"
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"- North Carolina's transgender bathroom law. - Selina: What?"
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"New York Times? Krugman is positively creaming his khakis."
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"- Dan: Thank you. - What state are you a delegate from?"
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"- The Ukraine. - A Wisconsin sister state."
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"How 'bout I get one of you two?"
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"- Oh, yes. - No, that's fine."
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"So sorry your wife couldn't make the convention, Congressman."
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"Ben: Morning, ma'am."
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"Some disturbing rumblings from Justice--"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"What? It's OK, Ben. You've seen behind the curtain."
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"My source tells me that Kemi's been kicking up some dirt on the Meyer Fund."
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"- Oh, come-- Well, that's Leon. - I don't know."
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"Why does everybody get good at their job after I fire them?"
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"- Lip time. Let's do lips. - No, no, no."
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"I want to save the Dubonnet for when I get the nomination."
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"OK? 'Cause it's discontinued. I'm wearing this now."
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"Just ask Kemi to be your veep."
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"I cannot stand her!"
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"- Gary: Hmm... - Plus, she called me a criminal last night."
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"Kent and I were up all night doing the numbers--"
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"I would rather cheese-grater my clit."
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"Morning. Mom, you're a regular bathroom warrior."
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"for standing up for the trans community."
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"Well, thank you, Peppermint Patty,"
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"Oh, no, ma'am. I'm a cis woman."
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"You and your gay pals can make me the Grand Marshal"
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"of the next parade that you have that messes up all the traffic."
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"Actually, ma'am, it's a myth that lesbians and gay men"
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"have any natural affinity."
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"As a matter of fact, Gertrude Stein"
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"was physically disgusted by male homosexuals."
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"- Excuse me? - How'd she feel about tedious lesbians?"
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"Big fan, ma'am."
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"The NYPD found a van full of explosives at Kennedy Airport."
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"You've been completely knocked out of the news cycle."
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"- Selina: Oh, God. - Ma'am, Governor DeVito"
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"OK, great! Ha ha ha. John-boy!"
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"- Keith: Ah. - Johnny?"
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"Hmm."
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"Is he... Ah!"
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"And there he is!"
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"- Governor DeVito. - Yes. My running mate."
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"I did, and I have to tell you something: it is a delight."
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"- I wouldn't change a word. Right, Ben? - Awesome. Absolutely."
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"- Kent. - The president, she loved your speech."
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"Especially the line "There are really three Americas.""
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"She's gonna use that in her speech."
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"The most compelling number to me is not a number at all,"
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"- it's a concept. - I said pretend, OK?"
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"I was pretending. My favorite number is Euler's number."
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"- That's a reference to my leg. - She'll tweak it."
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"So are we good, then? Everything cool?"
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"Thank you so much for coming."
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"Really. Honestly. Bye-bye. Take care."
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"( DeVito grunting )"
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"Selina: So good seein' ya."
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"Take good care."
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"Oh, yeah, hundred percent. You're my veep."
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"- All right. - Great."
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"- ( Keith chuckling ) - See you soon."
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"I want to offer Buddy Calhoun veep."
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"- OK. - 'Cause with his delegates"
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"and all that Bible-y B.S.,"
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"and Kemi can go and suck lecture-circuit dick in hell."
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"- Hey, ma'am. - Yeah."
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"The floor whips are picking up a rumor"
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"Oh, please. Buddy's not flirting with anything"
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"- Hey, guys. - God created men's rooms and women's rooms,"
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"not "everyone rooms." ( chuckles )"
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"Buddy: I don't want to go into a bathroom"
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"and be next to a woman"
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"who is looking at my genitals."
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"I want that person that I'm next to"
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"to be a man, or, better yet, lots of men."
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"Glory, glory, hole-ellelujah."
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"Ma'am, if Governor Calhoun is joining forces with Kemi..."
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"- We've gotta call Kemi right away. - No!"
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"Not her! We're gonna call Amy, um..."
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"Jonah: What are you guys doing here?"
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"I wish, but I'm in a bit of a rush."
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"I've gotta go be interviewed by Mike on CBS."
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"Guess that means you've been bumped."
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"Although ABC News is doing a piece"
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"on presidential also-rans who can almost suck their own dicks."
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"I'm probably gonna need that mic."
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"You came to the convention"
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"as Governor Richard Splett of Iowa,"
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"but after your electrifying speech just two nights ago,"
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"Honestly, I'm glad that what I said resonated with folks."
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"You know, for the deaf American delegates."
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"Yeah. All right, let's talk turkey, Governor."
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"- Wonderful pets. - What about all these rumors"
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"that Senator Talbot is talking to you"
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"about a position in her administration?"
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"When you listen to rumors,"
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"you rue more than--"
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"Nope. I don't know where I was going with that."
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"Very cagey. Jane, back to you."
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"- Stagehand: All clear! - Thanks for having me."
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"Richard, that was fantastic."
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"Us Weekly wants to do a piece on you:"
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"25 Things That No One Knows About You."
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"What kind of suit is that? Hugo Boss? ( snorts )"
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"- What's wrong with this suit? - It's not network."
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"- Ma'am. You wanted to see me? - Selina: Ben. Move."
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"it just occurred to me, and you've always been like..."
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"I just thought for old times' sake"
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"Have Jonah instruct his delegates of Dr. Moreau"
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"to back me on the second ballot tonight,"
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"Ben? Where can he do the least amount of harm?"
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"Perfect."
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"( laughing )"
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"- What is happening? - ( cackling )"
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