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Clips from Scrubs - My Last Words (S08E08)

"so we've got to get him out of here today, okay?"
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"You know what? I'll take care of it."
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"You know what I did for the first time last week?"
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"By the way, it's really hard."
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"Trust me, it is."
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"This guy."
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"Why won't you die?"
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"Watch Ed. See, he develops a rapport."
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"Now, I know Ed's not perfect..."
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"Matrix. All three movies, one house."
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"- You in? - Sure."
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"Sorry, no room."
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"Yo, Mr. Harris. It sucks you'll never walk again."
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"MR. HARRIS: Hell, yeah, it does."
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"- Better, right? - No. No, Jo. He lost his feet."
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"J.D.: I don't have time for Jo,"
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"- Dude. - J.D.: And that magical evening"
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"- Steak night! - Steak night!"
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"Give me some of that."
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"Steak night!"
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"It's not a greeting, Ed."
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"- Steak night! - Steak night!"
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"May your mushrooms always be sautéed"
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"and your onions always be grilled."
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"Gravy, fellows."
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"- Gravy, Ed. - Creamed spinach, yo."
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"I'm no Superman"
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"I'm no Superman"
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"Dude, I almost had you."
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"Hot-dog pen! Count it, honky-face."
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"Listen, you shouldn't be wasting your calories on hot dogs, anyway."
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"and had been for the last decade."
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"We're going to steak night we're gonna eat it right"
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"Steak is such a treat it is the world's best meat"
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"We're going to steak night we're gonna eat it right"
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"- Excuse me. Doctors? - Come on!"
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"- We let you do your thing. - You don't interrupt."
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"- All right, calm down. Calm down. - You don't..."
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"Mmm."
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"I just picked it this morning."
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"The only thing that would make it any better"
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"is if it was being hooked up by that foxy little dish over there."
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"Damn my psyche."
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"So, Mr. Valentine..."
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"Call me George."
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"J.D.: We think of hospitals as places where people go to heal,"
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"Ischemic bowel disease. I'm so sorry."
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"I've had a great old time while I was here."
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"Tell me about it."
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"When you're around death as much as we are,"
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"you kind of lose your fear of it."
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"It's one of the benefits of working here."
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"I'm sorry, Turk, but when I put that single beer down on the counter,"
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"and the 18-year-old check-out kid is like, "Oh, big night?""
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"It just pissed me off, you know?"
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"- I mean, who is he to judge us? - Yeah."
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"So that's why you bought the box of condoms and the flare gun?"
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"he'll picture us splitting a beer, sexing up the ladies"
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"- That does sound pretty awesome. - I knew you'd come around."
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"Hey, guys."
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"who's gonna help me with my will?"
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"You said I could help you. All this work for nothing."
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"Ted. Ted! He means you."
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"Man. I did this on my typewriter."
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"I'll be back in 11 hours."
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"Oh, God, that tastes good."
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"You guys gonna join me, right?"
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"And plus, I'm allergic to barley."
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"- I don't remember that. - Fine, Turk. I'll tell George the truth."
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"- Are you happy? - Little bit."
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"No, no. Don't you stick around on my account."
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"Yes, it was."
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"Steak is such a treat it is the world's best meat"
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"Big finish."
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"Steak night!"
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"Hot dang, just like a choir."
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"Hey, are you working on George's will? Can you make two copies?"
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"He's leaving all his stuff to charity. He doesn't have any family."
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"Not G!"
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"So he's all alone."
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"Well, what do you want to do?"
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"Yeah, but he likes to be here."
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"J.D.: I know it seems callous to leave,"
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"but whoever takes care of George tonight"
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"Mr. Valentine, I'm Dr. Mahoney."
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"My attending really wants me to connect with my patients,"
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"so if it's okay with you,"
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"I thought I'd get the ball rolling with a personal story."
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"Awesome. I'm feeling it."
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"So George, last Friday I'm at a bar,"
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"I take this guy home. He's a little fat, whatever, right?"
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"he's sweating and snorting like a hairy rhino"
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"and I just start to hate myself. Like really, really hate myself."
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"Bam, clock him between the eyes, knock him out cold."
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"J.D.: When you get down to it,"
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"taking care of a patient means more than anything."
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"Even steak night."
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"- Hey, George. - We'll take it from here, chuckles."
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"Yeah. So long."
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"so we had to come up with a great excuse."
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"A giant oak tree fell on the restaurant."
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"- Maestro's. - Maestro's."
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"Man, I used to eat there all the time."
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"J.D.: Turk's upset because he thinks when George gets out of here,"
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"he'll drive to Maestro's and see that we lied."
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"that George is about to die and he's never leaving here."
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"Dude, what the hell?"
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"You wanted me to do that. You know it."
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"So, George, why did you lie about your family coming to visit you?"
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"I'm a grown man. I don't need anybody to hold my hand."
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"J.D.: But right then, we did know George."
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"He was a proud guy"
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"who didn't want us to see how scared he really was."
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"We knew what we had to do."
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"Step 1. Get to know him."
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"- Any kids? - Nope."
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"And what did you guys do for a living?"
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"Barbara taught history. I coached football."
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"I played football. Yeah, defense. Safety."
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"I didn't play sports, per se, George."
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