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Clips from Scrubs - My Last Words (S08E08)

"J.D.: Unfortunately for Jordan,"
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"Dr. Maddox can zero in on someone's biggest insecurity."
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"J.D.: See, she was an odd combination of super-friendly..."
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"Windsurfing."
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"Die!"
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"Listen, Jo, medically speaking, your performance is outstanding."
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"But you're not great with your patients."
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"If they need some sympathy, dig down in your soul and find some."
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"because once a year, Turk and I go to a great steakhouse"
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"How does he start things so quickly?"
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"He's very talented."
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"- No. - Okay."
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"Dude, you've seen the new administrative assistant?"
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"J.D.: For some reason, whenever I see a pretty girl for the first time,"
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"I always imagine her hair blowing in slow-mo."
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"so I have to snap out of it before he messes with me."
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"Well, score one for J. Dizzle."
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"For God's sake, steak night is five minutes away."
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"- What is your problem, lady? - What the heck, yo? Listen to me."
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"We'll finish in the bathroom at the restaurant."
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"Hey, I've lived to 70 plus years,"
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"J.D.: He's over 70? Black people have the greatest skin."
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"I don't know why people are so afraid of dying."
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"Look, we're on our way out to dinner,"
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"They're probably thinking you could accidentally ignite that oxygen tank"
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"I'm just saying. Who behaves that way at a mini-mart?"
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"He needs to know we're not two lame-o's with nothing going on."
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"You're good at that. You're good at that."
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"Incoming!"
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"I assume you've already met my sharp young lawyer"
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"They kind of frown on doctors drinking beer around here."
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"And every time I did, I had to have an antihistamine first."
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"There. You hurt and embarrassed me."
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"Guys, don't you have a dinner to go to?"
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"George, don't worry, there's no rush."
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"J.D.: And then I said the only thing I could think of"
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"It was nice to meet you, George."
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"We're going to steak night We're gonna eat it right"
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"We need one for his family, they're headed down here."
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"- Why would George lie? - I have no idea."
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"We're going to steak night, and damn it, we're going to eat it right."
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"And I'd prefer it if you put your hand right there, buddy."
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"Plus, chubsters are so grateful they usually try harder."
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"Anyway, right in the middle of things"
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"So without even thinking, I just head-butt him right in the face."
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"So that's what I got. What do you got going on?"
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"So, what happened to dinner?"
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"J.D.: We didn't want George to feel like he was a burden,"
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"- What restaurant? - Steak Cooker's."
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"Now he's relieved, because he remembered"
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"Okay, fine. Thank you."
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"J.D.: It was like pulling teeth."
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"You?"
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"I was the mascot for the girls' volleyball team."
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"Really? You wear a costume?"
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"Great costume. I wore a bandana and a half shirt."
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"I felt beautiful."
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"Guys, a quick word?"
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"Look, if you want to hang out with patients after your shifts are over,"
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"- What about MILFs? - Oh! I'd forgot I had kids."
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"Is it Rowdy?"
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"You'll get used to it."
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"Pretzel?"
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"It's not an Afro, Turk. You can't just pick it."
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"I sure didn't think I'd go like this."
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"he went to the question everyone goes to first."
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"Definitely."
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"where beautiful women spend quality time with one another."
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"You know, in a special way."
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"I just hope I die before my wife so I can have some fun up there."
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"J.D.: When Carla dies, heaven is going to suck."
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"That's all very nice, but we can't know for sure."
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"I know for sure."
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"And you'd be surprised how many of them say the same thing."
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"- What's happening? - It's this new thing Ed came up with."
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"When you disrespect someone and they in turn burn your ass,"
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"you must recognize."
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"- I hate Ed. - I know."
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"When my dad died,"
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"When we were growing up,"
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"Because he had this really long beard and his pants..."
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"He gets it."
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"They were stinky."
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"He takes me aside and says, "Your father was a great man.""
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"Who's the chubster?"
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"No. No. No talking."
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"Well, how's it going to happen, exactly?"
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"Maybe if I knew what was coming I'd be able to handle it better."
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"And as the rest of your organs begin to fail,"
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"J.D.: And there it was."
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"No."
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"No. I know what you guys are trying to do."
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"George, I'm terrified of dying."
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"Me, too."
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"We fight death for a living every single day."
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"We can't let it know we're afraid of it or it'll kick our ass."
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"- Yeah. - Pretty much."
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"Well, if it were me,"
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"just talking and hanging with George."
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"Love of mine Someday you will die"
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"But I'll be close behind"
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"I'll follow you into the dark"
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"If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied"
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"Okay. Well, take a quick nap."
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"J.D.: George never did wake up."
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"And even all that talking didn't make death any easier."
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"...both are satisfied"
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"I wouldn't know, I don't really like beer."
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"Carla already said no."
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"- I'm gonna stuff her, too. - You promise?"
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"Put you right next to each other."
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"Hi. I'm trying to keep non-medical personnel from coming back here."
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"I'm the Chief of Medicine."
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"I'm the Chief of Slag-smacking, so I'd keep moving if I were you."
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"That's very clever."
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"Being clever is not how I got the job. Smacking slags is."
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"You're old."
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"Hey, rock star."
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"...and soulless."
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"This guy's insurance only covers three days of ICU care,"
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