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Clips from Scrubs - My Friend the Doctor (S03E03)

"You can't ask a guy that while he's driving."
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"... or whether you've been together for more than five years."
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"I had ringside seats to that bloodbath. It hadn't affected my sex drive."
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"No, you asked the lactation nurse if she needed help getting things started."
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"A lot of men would be happy just to have a baby."
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"OK. You know you've gotta take it the same time every day? Right."
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"Todd, you must sample one of these tea buns my mum sent over from Sussex."
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"- Come on! - An American high five!"
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"- How perfectly vulgar. - Yeah."
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"The Janitor's pretending to be British."
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"- That means "nice hair cut". - No, it doesn't."
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"Mind your own beeswax."
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"I guess around here, you have to be prepared for anything."
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"Dr DiStefano is stuck in surgery. It's all on you, Dr Turk."
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"Come on!"
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"He was the stud of the hospital."
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"What is wrong with me today?"
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"My wife broke both her legs."
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"because I'm about to force feed you a can of my homemade Whup-Ass."
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"Miguel doesn't speak English, baby."
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"- You can do better, old man? - Watch and learn."
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"I'm posing so your boyfriend can get a picture of me"
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"for his "People Who Make Me Feel Like A Little Girl" scrapbook."
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"Oh, God."
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"You know, Nigel, I'm 25% British."
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"Nigel the Brit, Klaus the dim-witted German... Yes, I said dim-witted."
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"Who says this is the real me? Perhaps this is."
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"How come Hamburg and Frankfurt"
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"have nothing to do with hamburgers or hotdogs?"
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"Why didn't you tell him you were a doctor?"
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"I was just made partner at my law firm, I drive a Beamer, and this is my wife."
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"This is Mr Booker. He's alive because of me."
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"- Thought you said there'd be bitches. - We just got here. Look around."
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"Why won't you admit you hurt your back?"
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"Your move, there... Norman."
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"- Wanna know what the Janitor did today? - No, Bambi, you idiot."
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"Let's go."
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"Sweetheart, I'm just paying you a compliment."
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"I have to go."
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"Thanks for saying I'm pretty."
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"...sweet couch."
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"I've been thinking about what you said this morning,"
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"We haven't. Tonight we're doing it the way you always fantasized about."
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"Standing up against the wall, you holding me up. What do you say, Romeo?"
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"Let's do this."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Sometimes the moment comes when you feel like you've waited your whole life."
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"You're not going anywhere."
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"It's from Shaft. How could you guys not get that?"
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"Yeah, that's our Citizen Kane. Anyway, thanks again. You're a real hero."
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"Oh, please, I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you."
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"What is wrong? Is it because I called you Smelliot?"
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"Not the same, Todd."
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"- When I put my pants... - I don't want to hear about your pants."
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"Fine."
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"- What are we doing? - Game over, Klaus."
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"Cut."
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"Actually, he did give me a dollar every time I got depressed."
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"- Whatever. - Think about her right now."
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"Now think about her and Sean together."
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"Now think about her and me together."
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"Yeah."
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"You are entering a new phase in your life."
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"So even though you have a full head of hair,"
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"Is that the hair from your belly button to your peep?"
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"A lot of women find it distinguished."
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""Is he the granddad's granddad? Oh, my God,"
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"while the little boy cries and the traffic cone sits quietly"
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"More like forty..."
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"Now, we're both ready."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"- When's her birthday? - I think it was last week."
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"Well, a scarf is always nice."
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"Medicine's pretty competitive so I guess you have to do whatever's right for you."
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"We need to do an emergency trach, get the scalpel and trach kit."
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"Evenin', Guv'nor."
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"It would mean you used to be a guy who had dreams and ambitions,"
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"Good night, Doctor."
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"I'm old."
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"I'm older. Would you please get me down to my damn car?"
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"so nobody knows you hurt your back. Let's not worry about my back."
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"Sometimes it's the tough moments"
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"What do you do?"
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"I'm a doctor. You shouldn't smoke."
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"Relationships can be defined by how long they are..."
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"I'm late, I don't have time to eat."
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"- ... or three years. - Baby?"
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"See ya."
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"My bad."
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"Yes, it was your bad, Carla."
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"Why don't we ever have sex?"
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"I find it a little hard to feel sexy"
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"since I passed a human being out of my body six months ago."
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"Right."
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"- You're on the pill, right? - Yes! Please just drop it."
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"I went to Europe for a month and forgot to take my pills."
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"- I took 30 the day I got home. - What happened?"
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"Nothing."
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"Up high two times. Once for "buns," once for the 'sex' part of "Sussex.""
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"You mean Klaus, the German guy?"
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"Thanks."
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"Britishy."
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"He got in a car accident, so he can't make it."
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"Don't you play with me, I will find you."
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"Relax, Dr DiStefano is on call."
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"Thank God. We just dodged a bullet because..."
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"I am nowhere near ready to perform this procedure solo."
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"I'd have been terrified, you'd have sensed it."
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"It would've been horrible for all of us."
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"News of Turk's successful surgery had spread quickly."
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"- Turk! - What?"
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"You must be dancing on the wind right now."
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"That sounded straighter in my head."
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"Today, I had to sink or swim all on my own and guess what?"
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"- A brother swam. - That is so fabulous."
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"Dr Wen, I was scared when you didn't show up,"
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"but your car accident was the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"Hey, Gandhi. Just because you broke out your Fisher Price surgery set,"
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"and managed to not kill somebody, doesn't mean you're queen of the world."
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"How's that taste? Is it delicious?"
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