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Clips from Arrested Development - Making a Stand (S03E03)

"with our Mexican friends from Colombia."
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"I think they're called Colombians."
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"Oh, I forgot. We're being "politically correct.""
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"Anyway, there's a company there that wants to develop some time-shares with us."
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"I told them that we'll sell them our blueprints..."
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"- for 100 grand. - Gob, we're prohibited..."
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"- Nice translating, Dad. - Oh."
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"I also had this slogan made up."
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""A Colombian cartel that won't kidnap and kill you.""
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"Underline "won't," 'cause that makes the competition look like..."
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"It's illegal, and, uh, it's also kind of a stupid way to make a quick buck."
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"If you'd spend a little more time learning about the business..."
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"If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now..."
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"- Let's go ahead and take five. - Michael was frustrated..."
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"Gob is driving me crazy. I finally got rid of him for a little while..."
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"As children, George Sr. would often provoke the boys to fight one another."
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"He's calling you a liar."
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"I don't want your cards, Michael."
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"Let's keep it in frame."
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"in the burgeoning home video market."
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"as Boyfights 2..."
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"A Boyfights Cookout..."
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"- How do you think I feel? - You weren't even in the tapes."
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"Apparently not. What's going on with your marriage?"
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"Well, as you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going."
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"- Very secret. He doesn't know. - He has not known of it. That's correct."
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"But last night he finally responded to one of my little hints."
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"- Why won't you !@%$ me? - Look..."
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"- Well, I've been trying. - But you asked me to represent you in your divorce."
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"Well, our copy boy is very striking..."
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"- I meant another lawyer. - Oh."
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"plus fit an eyebrow pluck in there, all before the weekend."
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"Perhaps you can talk to Maeby while you're getting your eyebrows plucked."
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"to talk about the problem he was having with Gob."
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"so I'm having the inside done too."
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"And that goes into storage, right? Not into your apartment."
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"What's Spanish for "I know you speak English"?"
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"Mom, if you're gonna speak to these guys like this..."
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"Actually, I'll be sleeping at your place."
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"It'll be nice to get a break from him too."
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"Besides, I certainly can't recuperate here."
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"- Recuperate? - I didn't want to worry anyone."
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"It's a routine procedure... Very common for women my age."
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"I see. The apartment's not the only thing getting a face lift, huh?"
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"Hope you kept your punch cards. You're about due for a free one."
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"- We have to pay for the paint. - No, no, no."
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"You guys are both gonna be sleeping with your eyes open."
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"Mom, however, will not have a choice."
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"Dad, need you to help me get rid of Gob."
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"Did you just want to get us at each other's throats again..."
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"Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with them..."
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"Except for some of the Baby Buster shorts."
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"I didn't do it with Buster, and look how he turned out."
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"- Is Buster. - Baby Buster."
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""Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.""
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"Those tapes made quite an impression on these painters."
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"I think I turned out pretty darn well, myself."
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"Oh, you just turned out great."
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"that was hoping to deter shoplifting."
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"and we gonna put on this sign."
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"- That's not the way Mother is raising me. - Like I won't compete..."
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"with my older brother anymore, despite the way Father raised me."
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"But FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat..."
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"The creature's in your imagination."
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"This must be the creature that ate our cat."
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"Well, Dad said not to because you don't think I'm smart..."
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"- and that I should take credit for it. - It was just Dad..."
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"You don't want a hungry dove down your pants."
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"That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut."
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"Look, I know that I don't know about this housing stuff..."
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"and she's trying to get me to be a better man..."
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"and reconnect with my son..."
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"but the middle part sounded pretty admirable for a second, so here's what I want to do."
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"I want to get you your own banana stand franchise..."
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"- And choose my own location? - Whatever you want."
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"If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird."
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"Michael got a call from his son."
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"- Hey, Dad, did you know Gob started a banana stand? - Yeah, that was my idea."
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"I'm trying to get us to be less competitive."
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"That's gonna be difficult."
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"Gob had opened a new frozen banana stand, like..."
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"twenty feet from the old frozen banana stand."
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"right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?"
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"- Don't call it that. - Also gonna need a check, 'cause I kind of went..."
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"out of pocket on the new sign... and I need some bananas and some chocolate..."
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"- from the other branch. - Just take the sign down... Take the whole booth down."
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"You're cannibalizing our business."
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"You guys don't even have bananas, so I'm not too worried."
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"That makes sense. I mean, we don't really even know the recipe."
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"- You just freeze the banana, and then you stick it... - Don't tell 'em."
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"- Stick it in the what? - No, it's okay. We'll figure it out."
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"This is Treat. He'll be representing you."
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"He started off as my paralegal, but he's a lawyer now."
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"It reflects poorly on me."
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"Yeah, that too."
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"- Hello, Lindsay. - Tobias. Did you get a lawyer?"
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"Only the best-looking and best-educated lawyer in the whole OC."
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"- Don't call it that. - Okay."
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"- Bob Loblaw. How are you? - Bob's representing you?"
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"He was. One day earlier, Tobias had spoken to him..."
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"You... want me to be explicit?"
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"Anyway, as it turns out..."
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"Bob was offering to be my lawyer."
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"- Buster arrived with a post-op Lucille. - There she is."
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"She wants to know where you want to put her."
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"She can take my room."
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"She wants to know if I can sleep there too."
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"She said that's very important to her."
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"All right. I'll meet you up there, Mother."
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"You better not lock it! I'll kick it in!"
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"Oh, by the way. Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week."
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"I was like, "Make it two weeks. See if I care.""
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"Got a new hand?"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm trying it out."
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"Guess who I ran into at the prosthetic shop while I was waiting for Mother."
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"Sorry, no refunds..."
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"You're the man who used to scare us as children, and one time as an adult."
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"They usually involved his prosthetic arm being ripped off."
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"Almost makes it worth it."
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"that you gave Gob a banana stand."
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