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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Windbreaker City (S02E02)

It's the stuff that Sophia left at my apartment.

"It's the stuff that Sophia left at my apartment."

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Man, I just want to walk up to Sophia,

"Man, I just want to walk up to Sophia,"

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slap her in the face and say, "Girl, you messed up."

"slap her in the face and say, "Girl, you messed up.""

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into a little ball with my bare hands?

"into a little ball with my bare hands?"

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so you can get through it.

"so you can get through it."

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Cathart all over the place.

"Cathart all over the place."

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That is a great point, guys.

"That is a great point, guys."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I'm gonna take that phone now, Jake.

"I'm gonna take that phone now, Jake."

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Look, I understand that you're trying

"Look, I understand that you're trying"

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to help, but I promise you, the best thing for me

"to help, but I promise you, the best thing for me"

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Uh, this feels terrible.

"Uh, this feels terrible."

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but you didn't, you monsters.

"but you didn't, you monsters."

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hasn't texted me back.

"hasn't texted me back."

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Jacob...

"Jacob..."

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exercises I gave you?

"exercises I gave you?"

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Well, I don't own a bathtub, so the first two pages are out.

"Well, I don't own a bathtub, so the first two pages are out."

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so where would I dance in a fountain?

"so where would I dance in a fountain?"

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Indoor malls, Jake. Indoor malls.

"Indoor malls, Jake. Indoor malls."

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runs a multi-agency counter-terrorism drill.

"runs a multi-agency counter-terrorism drill."

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The team from the DOD

"The team from the DOD"

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Yes, we should pack grapes for the road.

"Yes, we should pack grapes for the road."

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I'm gonna throw myself into it

"I'm gonna throw myself into it"

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and focus solely on getting a win,

"and focus solely on getting a win,"

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and not whether or not Sophia's texted me back.

"and not whether or not Sophia's texted me back."

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Which she hasn't, in case anyone was wondering.

"Which she hasn't, in case anyone was wondering."

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Nine-nine!

"Nine-nine!"

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All: Yeah! Nine-nine!

"All: Yeah! Nine-nine!"

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I don't get it.

"I don't get it."

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I hope it doesn't get too sexual.

"I hope it doesn't get too sexual."

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Also the title of your sex tape.

"Also the title of your sex tape."

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Well, I have plans on Saturday too.

"Well, I have plans on Saturday too."

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So?

"So?"

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You know, if you told me what you were really doing,

"You know, if you told me what you were really doing,"

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I'd consider changing my plans.

"I'd consider changing my plans."

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Are you trying to power pose me?

"Are you trying to power pose me?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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I was hoping to wow my professor

"I was hoping to wow my professor"

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I'm not a psycho, but I could take your test.

"I'm not a psycho, but I could take your test."

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I do need to warn you that the results

"I do need to warn you that the results"

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But just to be clear, though, it is possible

"But just to be clear, though, it is possible"

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Good. Can't wait to begin.

"Good. Can't wait to begin."

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Oh, say that again.

"Oh, say that again."

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Eh.

"Eh."

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Hey, there.

"Hey, there."

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Homeland. We're not on the same level.

"Homeland. We're not on the same level."

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I've always admired people

"I've always admired people"

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Princesses.

"Princesses."

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Was it college? Law school.

"Was it college? Law school."

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Just wanted to let you know that I went to law school.

"Just wanted to let you know that I went to law school."

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At Butt University?

"At Butt University?"

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This year's scenario.

"This year's scenario."

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Noice!

"Noice!"

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For practicing, that's the first time we ever tried it.

"For practicing, that's the first time we ever tried it."

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Here are your assignments.

"Here are your assignments."

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ATF, you will be our terrorists.

"ATF, you will be our terrorists."

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Yes, precisely.

"Yes, precisely."

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Why? Waiting for your mom to text?

"Why? Waiting for your mom to text?"

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No, actually, I'm waiting for a girl who broke up

"No, actually, I'm waiting for a girl who broke up"

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with me to text.

"with me to text."

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and no one's letting me shoot a big gun about it.

"and no one's letting me shoot a big gun about it."

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Boyle, free me, then I'll free you.

"Boyle, free me, then I'll free you."

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We're fighting back.

"We're fighting back."

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We are behaving so we can be invited again next year.

"We are behaving so we can be invited again next year."

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Wet the tape down with my saliva

"Wet the tape down with my saliva"

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No, bite it. Obviously, bite it.

"No, bite it. Obviously, bite it."

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I don't like it. Something stinks.

"I don't like it. Something stinks."

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But I refuse to mask my natural musk

"But I refuse to mask my natural musk"

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Uh, I was talking to Rosa about her "dinner"

"Uh, I was talking to Rosa about her "dinner""

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I am having dinner with my parents.

"I am having dinner with my parents."

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What restaurant are you going to?

"What restaurant are you going to?"

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I don't know, some Italian place.

"I don't know, some Italian place."

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Oh, Italian? Makes sense, Pinocchio.

"Oh, Italian? Makes sense, Pinocchio."

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A, lake, B, river, C, ocean.

"A, lake, B, river, C, ocean."

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Ohh.

"Ohh."

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You have a robust sense of self

"You have a robust sense of self"

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Characteristics... strength, determination, tenacity.

"Characteristics... strength, determination, tenacity."

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I've been suing them for discrimination.

"I've been suing them for discrimination."

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I'm very pleased with this assessment.

"I'm very pleased with this assessment."

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It's just crazy how accurate this thing is.

"It's just crazy how accurate this thing is."

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No, I'm staying tied up.

"No, I'm staying tied up."

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No offense, but you are a huge waste of muscles.

"No offense, but you are a huge waste of muscles."

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We need their guns. You know what to do.

"We need their guns. You know what to do."

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Here we go.

"Here we go."

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I need help. I'm sick.

"I need help. I'm sick."

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Is this part of the drill? What's wrong?

"Is this part of the drill? What's wrong?"

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I have Seasonal Affective Disorder.

"I have Seasonal Affective Disorder."

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You got a partner outside, right?

"You got a partner outside, right?"

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Ow.

"Ow."

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Shh. You're dead.

"Shh. You're dead."

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Just a real positive experience.

"Just a real positive experience."

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I have a dog tag.

"I have a dog tag."

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Yep. Molly.

"Yep. Molly."

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Hiyah! Both: Aah!

"Hiyah! Both: Aah!"

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No, it's not lunch time. It's 10:30 in the morning.

"No, it's not lunch time. It's 10:30 in the morning."

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No wonder I was starving.

"No wonder I was starving."

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I think it's fair to say

"I think it's fair to say"

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So you guys in? I don't know.

"So you guys in? I don't know."

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Why don't you just take your shirt off

"Why don't you just take your shirt off"

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Again, the adrenaline. Don't sue me.

"Again, the adrenaline. Don't sue me."

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Nine-nine, we are hostages no longer.

"Nine-nine, we are hostages no longer."

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Jake, this is great.

"Jake, this is great."

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All right, this hallway is clear.

"All right, this hallway is clear."

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I thought cops loved to sit around on their fat asses

"I thought cops loved to sit around on their fat asses"

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That's it.

"That's it."

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My ass is not fat!

"My ass is not fat!"

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But I also didn't like the stuff they were saying about us.

"But I also didn't like the stuff they were saying about us."

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Look, I'm proud to be a cop.

"Look, I'm proud to be a cop."

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All: Yeah! Oh, my God, it worked.

"All: Yeah! Oh, my God, it worked."

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And nothing from Sophia.

"And nothing from Sophia."

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Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

"Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa."

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Dude, there's no more terrorists.

"Dude, there's no more terrorists."

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Now we're talking. You two are tied, right?

"Now we're talking. You two are tied, right?"

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Want to go after the Marshals?

"Want to go after the Marshals?"

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Get yourself a real win?

"Get yourself a real win?"

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Noice.

"Noice."

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You're NYPD, you're supposed to be hostages.

"You're NYPD, you're supposed to be hostages."

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Supposed to be.

"Supposed to be."

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That's right. We're the bad guys now.

"That's right. We're the bad guys now."

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Is this some sort of game to you?

"Is this some sort of game to you?"

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