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Clips from Vice Principals - The Principal (S01E01)

"- Oh! Uh... - Hey."
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"Mr. Gamby, hey."
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"- You, uh, feeding your fishes? - Sure am."
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"Yep."
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"I just wanted to, uh, drop by and give you a little bit of an update."
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"So, I've immediately released him from I.S.S."
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"Wow."
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"Well, I never really said it like that, but..."
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"- You did. - Rule..."
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"I still believe that,"
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"but also fairness is fairness."
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"You understand what I'm saying here."
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"you know, with all the recent changes."
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"I'm sure that's why you were popping off to me."
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"But, uh, I just wanted to let you know that"
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"you shouldn't give up hope just yet."
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"There's still some adults left here at North Jackson High."
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"You're strong. I like that."
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"Good guys, they're about to win."
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"Look at Lee Russell."
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"Bitch."
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"Don't matter. Let them have their fun."
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"Let's just say all will be revealed in due time."
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"The revolution will not be televised."
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"Oh, no. It's just gonna happen regular in front of everybody"
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"What you mean? Like a school shooting or something?"
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"I'm talking about a non-violent,"
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"hearts and mind campaign."
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"Okay. That sounds dope."
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"Oh, yeah, it's definitely gonna be dope."
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"No, Dayshawn. I told you, I'm not gonna murder anybody."
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"Oh, we're so happy to have you here!"
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"my first faculty meeting."
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"I want the opportunity"
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"Oh. Um..."
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"Ah!"
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"Let them know how sweet you are!"
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"Oh, Russell, you don't quit, do you?"
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"Say who hey?"
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"Hm?"
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"What is your favorite ice cream?"
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"I'm lactose intolerant."
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"Makes me do diarrhea in my pants."
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"Can you excuse me for one second please?"
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"Goddammit."
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"Logarithmic functions."
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"break it down for you,"
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"What the fuck is going on? It's 2:08 PM."
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"Where is my walkout?"
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"I... I know. I tried."
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"nastiest buck I can to come in there"
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"Damn it!"
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"Look. Speak of the devil."
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"Well, actually, I'd love to speak with you a moment."
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"- Have a seat. - Uh, closed, right?"
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"Mr. Gamby, it appears that someone has filed"
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"a complaint against me with the school board."
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"Hm. That's interesting."
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"Is there anything you'd like to"
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"get off your chest, Mr. Gamby?"
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"Dr. Brown only cares about herself."
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"She really thinks she's something."
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"I don't know. I'm not sure."
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"Does it say who wrote it?"
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"Okay, fine. I'll admit it."
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"at a school, you can guarantee"
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"and often times, they resent the new principal."
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"I can live with people resenting me."
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"That's fine."
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"But from now on,"
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"you're going to be very cooperative"
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"and if you're not pleasant,"
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"I will drag your face all up and down the parking lot of this motherfucker."
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"Now, do we understand each other, Mr. Gamby?"
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"Yes, Dr. Brown."
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"Now, I would like for you to come in two hours earlier every morning."
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"I want you to jump in"
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"on the morning Driver's Ed program."
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"Is that a problem, Mr. Gamby?"
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"Well, if that's all, you're dismissed."
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"Oh!"
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"Thank you."
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"- Leave it open. - Say who?"
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"- The door? - Leave it."
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"Thank ya."
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"Belinda's got you by the balls."
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"Driver's Ed. Tough break."
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"Yeah, well, at least I'm not bending over"
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"and taking it up the ass with a smile"
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"You have no fucking clue."
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"Fuck her."
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"and my enemy's enemy..."
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"Is my friend."
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"Shall we align..."
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"And so it goes, gentlemen."
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"Superintendent Haas"
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"Quite frankly,"
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"to the Flag"
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"Please report to the main lobby."
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"Makes me sick just looking at all three of you."
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"He was being bullied."
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"Neal! Ga... Ga... Mr. Gamby,"
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"Yeah, I understand."
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"Uh..."
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"That's it?"
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"Unless you got anything else you wanna add,"
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"I'mma check my email."
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"I don't know if you well-liked enough, Mr. Gamby."
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"Look... Look at Lee Russell over there."
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"You know, the guys like you and your crew and Harold in maintenance."
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"When you guys call out sick, how do the floors get clean?"
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"Of course I do. Hello, Donna."
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"I'll see you tomorrow, Lee."
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"there's a brand new principal in town,"
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"Why is this job so important to you, Gamby?"
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"Is it 'cause you got absolutely dick-all else going on in your life?"
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"Cats."
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"Right there."
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"My success enrages you."
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"Oh, you don't care? Sure, you don't care."
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