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Clips from Vice Principals - The Principal (S01E01)

"even if I plan on being inside all day."
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"Talk about what's to come. That's right."
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"I'm sure we all know"
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"So big."
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"- Hm. - Someone with a lot of experience."
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"Gotta have experience. Most important part."
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"And someone who's very likable."
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"Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dr. Belinda Brown,"
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"the new principal at North Jackson!"
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"I am so sorry"
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"There's a car parked"
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"in the principal's space."
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"Dr. Brown was principal of several"
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"very high achieving schools"
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"in Philadelphia."
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"Oh, look at you being so nice."
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"And who's this sitting in my chair,"
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"keeping it warm for me like a gentleman?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"hands down the most charming."
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"Even more charming now that you're here, Dr. Brown."
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"Why thank you, Mr. Russell."
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"Excuse me, Mr. Gamby?"
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"You feeling all right, Mr. Gamby?"
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"Oh, it must be me."
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"Faculty."
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"Who here thinks that Belinda Brown needs to take"
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"her big ol' butt back to Philadelphia?"
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"Whoa, what's the big issue with Dr. Brown?"
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"She got her Masters from Berkeley."
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"Yeah, I bet she went to Berkeley,"
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"and I'm pretty affirmative about how she got in."
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"Whoa!"
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"A complaint? What's it gonna say?"
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"Gonna say they fucked up. They chose the wrong person."
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"Maybe they need to reconsider things."
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"Maybe make me principal."
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"But what I'm gonna need"
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"for this to work is all of you guys"
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"to sign this complaint with me"
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"No, I'm not putting my name on that."
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"Not a chance. Not a chance."
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"Y'all never backed me up before."
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"Nobody here wants to listen to your misguided bullshit."
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"Russell, buzz the fuck off."
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"Gamby, I think I speak for everyone here"
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"when I say you're a jerk-off"
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"and no one wants to sign your stupid letter."
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"- Stupid letter? - Yeah."
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"Oh, well then..."
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"make your move, motherfucker."
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"Oh, you don't need a gun?"
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"Guys! Come on!"
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"Bruce!"
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"All right, all right! Hey, hey! I said knock it off!"
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"Everybody settle down!"
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"- Settle down! - No need to get violent."
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"- No violence. - Y'all heard it."
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"I don't need any of y'all!"
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"I'll take care of this shit myself."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Janelle wanted to celebrate your big promotion, man."
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"Why are you a part of this?"
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"Bug here needed a ride and Gale, she..."
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"she didn't want any part of it."
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"I should've known you were behind this."
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"I hate that you're about to see me like this,"
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"but I don't have the strength to fight you anymore, Ray."
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"They gave it to somebody else."
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"Why didn't they choose you?"
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"Well, baby, when you're the person"
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"enforcing the laws, you don't get to make a lot of friends."
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"Not a lot of people like me."
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"People like you."
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"No, I know it's hard to believe, but they don't."
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"I just expect a lot out of people,"
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"and for whatever reason, it pushes them away."
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"God knows it did your mom."
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"Hey, Gale's..."
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"She got a shit-ton of respect for you, Neal."
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"I'm not trying to get back my ex-wife, Ray."
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"And please stop calling me Neal."
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"can't you get them to change their mind?"
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"but like I said, nobody likes me."
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"Who cares about the teachers?"
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"The students like you."
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"Don't they?"
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"The students."
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"They like you, right?"
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"No, they don't."
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"You're completely wrong."
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"But it doesn't matter."
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"And that's even better."
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"It is your bad."
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"So how's I.S.S. been treatin' you?"
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"So far so good."
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"You know what happens to smart kids"
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"like you in I.S.S.?"
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"You know what turned out means?"
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"No... no, sir."
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"It's when a straight dude rolls in to prison"
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"Well, that hasn't happened yet."
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"Yet? You've still got a few more days in there."
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"Plenty of time for that shit to go down."
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"Big boys will come in,"
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"push a little boy like you down,"
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"maybe stick a textbook in your mouth and go to fucking town."
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"You want that to happen to you?"
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"- No. - Yeah, I didn't think so."
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"What would you say, Matthew, if I could get you out of I.S.S. today?"
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"You're a good kid. You don't want something like that following you around"
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"when it comes time to apply for college."
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"I can set you free. Would you like that?"
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"I want you to organize a mass-student walkout."
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"to get out of the school at the same exact time"
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"All-school walkout today."
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"Every motherfucking student in school at 2:03 PM."
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"Are we clear?"
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"- Yeah. - Boom."
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"That's what I want to hear."
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