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Clips from Vice Principals - The Principal (S01E01)

"Now, that's what I'm talkin' about."
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"No, well, not everyone. I mean, I'm not."
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"But you know how students look at you guys,"
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"- a brother could use it. - Jeremiah!"
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"Pants up."
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"If you can get me some more of that money..."
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"Jeremiah, pants up, grades up!"
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"- Like I was saying... - Jeremiah!"
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"This song is dedicated to Principal Welles."
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"You're a true hero."
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"♪ It must have been cold there in my shadow ♪"
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"♪ Sunlight on your face ♪"
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"♪ You were content to let ♪"
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"♪ Me shine ♪"
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"♪ You always walked a step behind ♪"
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"♪ That you're my hero? ♪"
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"You two, I wanna know"
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"after the assembly. Do you hear me?"
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"Or maybe it's Ms. Welles dying."
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"It's a beautiful moment and you've ruined it."
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"You ruined it."
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"Laugh one more time."
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"Put your hand down now."
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"Get it away from your mouth now."
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"♪ It might have appeared to go unnoticed ♪"
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"Mr. Sepanik,"
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"What's so funny in here?"
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"You guys makin' jokes?"
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"No having fun at work."
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"Why, hello, Mr. Gamby."
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"Uh, you remember Donna from the school board."
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"It's good to see you."
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"I was just leaving."
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"Call me later if you wanna have drinks."
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"Sittin' in here kissing the school board's ass."
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"That's pretty fucking pathetic, don't you think?"
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"Listen here, you. Come tomorrow,"
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"and his name is Neal Gamby."
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"That is a Gamby promise."
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"You're so confident, aren't you, Gamby?"
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"Too bad the school board's still undecided."
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"No, they're not."
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"They know exactly who is gonna be the principal."
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"Look at you, just rock hard"
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"at the thought of all that power."
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"I know you like to think about my dick, but don't."
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"- It's private property. - Eat shit, Gamby!"
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"No thank you, but have fun imagining it though."
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"Fucker."
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"Make one more fucking sign and see what happens."
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"Go Janelle!"
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"- Nice work, baby. - There you go. Right there."
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"- Nice work. - Right there."
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"You're late."
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"Janelle just had a really good run. You missed it."
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"- Good job, baby! Good job! - Whoo!"
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"Keep your heels down, babes."
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"Keep your heels however you want, Janelle."
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"Focus on yourself, not on negative people"
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"trying to get in your life, tell you how to do things."
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"So I got the principal job today."
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"Cool."
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"Cool."
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"I actually don't care at all."
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"- Course you care. - No, you're right, Neal."
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"I'm always thinking about you."
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"You're right. I forgot it's all about you."
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"because my mentor's wife was diagnosed with melanoma."
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"So, how silly do you sound now?"
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"Oh, sorry to hear about that, Gamby."
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"That's awesome about the principal job."
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"You've been working really hard, man."
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"I knew good things were gonna happen to you."
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"And it's not even official yet, so don't go, like, running your mouth"
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"I'm just impressed."
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"Must be tough wrangling all them kids."
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"I don't know how you do it, man."
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"Of course you don't understand how I do it."
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"I bet if I told you I just stole a man's wife"
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"and family, you'd understand how to do that, huh?"
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"Why don't you go sit somewhere else, Neal?"
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"Chilling with the older guy, definitely."
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"Yeah? What high school do you go to?"
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"Where does your shirt go?"
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"I took it off. It was all sweaty."
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"- Got it! - Get it on. Put it on."
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"Put it on. Get it on. Get it... get it on."
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"Dad, I got it!"
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"Move! Get out of here!"
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"- Get it on. - Don't! Gosh, Dad! I got it!"
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"and that's the kind of example she sets."
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"But you... you can't go around being fast with the boys."
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"All right, Dad."
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"You're looking at"
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"the brand new principal of North Jackson High."
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"No way. So, that means when I get to high school,"
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"Because people expect that, I'll have to go"
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"in the opposite direction, be merciless to you."
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"Fazoli's is gonna close."
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"Not married anymore, so you can't tell me what to do."
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"My dad, a principal."
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"Come here."
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"- I love you. - I love you too, Daddy."
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"My little girl."
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"See ya, Neal."
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"Fuck off, Ray."
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"Whatever you want."
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"Please return our call as quickly as possible."
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"and we would love to sit down and talk with you"
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"God bless now."
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"Yeah!"
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"Fuck yeah!"
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"Get your fat ass out of that chair."
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"Russell, do not try to ruin this moment for me."
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"You know, the first thing I'm gonna do"
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"Shut your mouth, you sassy-ass motherfucker."
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"- Thank you, Mrs. Libby. - Uh-huh."
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"- Mr. Russell. - Good to see you, Jeremy."
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"- Yes, you do. - Mm-hmm."
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"Hell, my wife makes me use a strong SPF"
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